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Are you a virgin?

 
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Symmetry
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Re: Are you a virgin?

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Phatscotty wrote:A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.

That lasted about 1 date
That would be believable if your avatar wasn't batman.
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Army of GOD wrote:yes, my butthole is still a virgin
How many virginities did you take from male buttholes though?
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Phatscotty wrote:A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.
How does that work? Do they use duct tape or something?
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I think mine has grown back.
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saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.
How does that work? Do they use duct tape or something?
There are surgeries out there. They.... aren't great.
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saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.
How does that work? Do they use duct tape or something?
Fun thing about the latest Oscars- the goody bag contained a voucher for "vaginal reconstruction". This was the voucher they gave to Judi Dench.
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Symmetry wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.
How does that work? Do they use duct tape or something?
Fun thing about the latest Oscars- the goody bag contained a voucher for "vaginal reconstruction". This was the voucher they gave to Judi Dench.
LOL - did they not know he was a tranny?! Someone screwed up!
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It s just skin coloured duct tape, that was a cheap voucher they could do better.
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betiko wrote:It s just skin coloured duct tape, that was a cheap voucher they could do better.
Interesting, how do you know?
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Symmetry wrote:
betiko wrote:It s just skin coloured duct tape, that was a cheap voucher they could do better.
Interesting, how do you know?
I had a ticket to win 2014 oscar vouchers via a tombola. I was lucky enough to win, but I was a bit disapointed when I received the voucher. Quite disapointed actually.
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Symmetry wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.

That lasted about 1 date
That would be believable if your avatar wasn't batman.
lol'd
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mrswdk wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.

That lasted about 1 date
That would be believable if your avatar wasn't batman.
lol'd

:lol: :lol:

but foreal whats this reborn virgin thing ??

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saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.
How does that work? Do they use duct tape or something?
They make a promise to themselves to save it for someone special, and if you get it they squeeze their legs together to make it feel tighter.
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Jmac1026 wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.
How does that work? Do they use duct tape or something?
There are surgeries out there. They.... aren't great.
Bad hymen?
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hymen?! I barely know her!
mrswdk is a ho
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Phatscotty wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.
How does that work? Do they use duct tape or something?
They make a promise to themselves to save it for someone special, and if you get it they squeeze their legs together to make it feel tighter.
so hot
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Symmetry wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.

That lasted about 1 date
That would be believable if your avatar wasn't batman.
pff wut? That makes about as much sense as you do.
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mrswdk wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.

That lasted about 1 date
That would be believable if your avatar wasn't batman.
lol'd
no you didn't! don't lie!
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Re: Are you a virgin?

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I lost my virginity when I was 12 to a model. She wanted to have a relationship but I didnt have time for that.
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Symmetry
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Phatscotty wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.

That lasted about 1 date
That would be believable if your avatar wasn't batman.
pff wut? That makes about as much sense as you do.
You'll figure it out the first time you bring a girl back to your parent's house and she politely leaves after seeing your Superman bedsheets.
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Hymen reconstruction surgery is a big deal for Arabs, Asians, and Indians, among others.
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Re: Are you a virgin?

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ITT: macbone is gettong his mac bone on
mrswdk is a ho
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Re: Are you a virgin?

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Army of GOD wrote:yes, my butthole is still a virgin
Your boyfriend is satisfied with just blowjobs then?

Good for you
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Wow, fake hymens for only $29.95!

But apparently, there's no market to restore male virginity.

Edit: 46% of the poll's respondents are still virgins? Hm, interesting.
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