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...and the site is DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE! Really? REALLY????
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Devil_Machine wrote:...and the site is DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE! Really? REALLY????
Maintenance happens to everyone...it'll be over soon.

Plus, it doesn't start for near of another hour.
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I bet he's a multi troll.
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...and this is crazy,
but here's my number, so call me maybe?

Bollocks.
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nietzsche wrote:I bet he's a multi troll.
Nice =D>
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nietzsche wrote:I bet he's a multi troll.
Does that mean he can troll in more than one place simultaneously?
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Do not fear; the multi-troll is just an urban legend.
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Devil_Machine wrote:...and the site is DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE! Really? REALLY????
Not anymore but why not ask for your money back anyways? It seemed really traumatic and some lawyers out there may take your case due to the pain and suffering you experienced.
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this thread is penis
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Army of GOD wrote:this thread is penis
work on your haiku


fyi penis is a good, good, good thing. This thread is not a good thing, QED this thread is not penis, peni or even penile.
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i agree bogan gods penis is a good good thing.
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Can a thread get off topic even when there isn't much of a topic to begin with?

Penis
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i think penis and fish can coexist peacfully.
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betiko wrote:i think penis and fish can coexist peacfully.
yeah, there is an awesome map in the foundry exploring this very relationship... the black jesus has spoken...-el Jesus negro
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owenshooter wrote:
betiko wrote:i think penis and fish can coexist peacfully.
yeah, there is an awesome map in the foundry exploring this very relationship... the black jesus has spoken...-el Jesus negro
If penes swam like the fishes should, my goldfish would be my morning wood. If fishes stood like my penis can, women would do more fishing, man!
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DaGip wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
betiko wrote:i think penis and fish can coexist peacfully.
yeah, there is an awesome map in the foundry exploring this very relationship... the black jesus has spoken...-el Jesus negro
If penes swam like the fishes should, my goldfish would be my morning wood. If fishes stood like my penis can, women would do more fishing, man!
=D>
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