Describe The Last Time You Had Sex With A Movie Title

denominator · Post by **denominator** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 1:13 pm

The Hunt For Red October

TA1LGUNN3R · Post by **TA1LGUNN3R** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 3:29 pm

Superbad

2007spaceodyssey · Post by **2007spaceodyssey** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 3:31 pm

The Neverending Story

Post by **Dukasaur** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 3:36 pm

Alone in the Dark

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 3:46 pm

Last time I had sex with a movie title was last October. It was a rainy night and I had was at a bar with friends. It was a while since I last had sex with a movie title and I was pretty horny.

At this point I was already hammered and was eyeing this one movie title. Its name was Jurassic Park. It was equally, if not more drunk, and was easier than convincing nietzsche to cut my grasss.

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 3:56 pm

12 Angry Men

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 3:59 pm

Gone in 60 Seconds

crispybits · Post by **crispybits** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 4:05 pm

Sharknado

hang on... wut?

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 4:27 pm

Napoleon Dynamite

warmonger1981 · Post by **warmonger1981** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:11 pm

I'm Gonna Get You Sucka!

mrswdk · Post by **mrswdk** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 8:18 pm

Hotel Rwanda

Post by **Dukasaur** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 10:22 pm

This is Spinal Tap

Sackett58 · Post by **Sackett58** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 11:01 pm

Meet the Fockers

TA1LGUNN3R · Post by **TA1LGUNN3R** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 12:14 am

Dirty Work

Post by **TeeGee** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 12:44 am

I merged this thread with the one that AoG started a few hours later with an identical title. I did leave a message stating this (well I thought I did). I need another drink.

DoomYoshi · Post by **DoomYoshi** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 1:38 am

Everytime I have sex, it's a Jean-Claude Van Damme movie.
Last time was The Quest; time before that was Street Fighter (don't tell the cops)

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 6:11 am

TeeGee wrote:I merged this thread with the one that AoG started a few hours later with an identical title. I did leave a message stating this (well I thought I did). I need another drink.

Even though they seemed about the same topic, they clearly weren't. One was about describing sex using a movie title and the other was about having sex with a movie title. Not the same.

mrswdk · Post by **mrswdk** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 6:37 am

I cut a hole in the 'o' in Casino Royale so that I could f*ck my poster while looking into the eyes of the girl from Casino Royale.

#ontopic
#AoG

Metsfanmax · Post by **Metsfanmax** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 8:08 am

notyou2 wrote:
TeeGee wrote:I merged this thread with the one that AoG started a few hours later with an identical title. I did leave a message stating this (well I thought I did). I need another drink.
Even though they seemed about the same topic, they clearly weren't. One was about describing sex using a movie title and the other was about having sex with a movie title. Not the same.

The title and OP of this thread are ambiguous enough to permit both kinds of discussion in the same thread.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 8:19 am

Gone in 60 Seconds

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 8:30 am

mrswdk wrote:I cut a hole in the 'o' in Casino Royale so that I could f*ck my poster while looking into the eyes of the girl from Casino Royale.

#ontopic
#AoG

Papercuts?

2007spaceodyssey · Post by **2007spaceodyssey** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 8:58 am

Bad Teacher

Timminz · Post by **Timminz** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:00 am

Free Willy

The Firm

How I Met Your Mother

mrswdk · Post by **mrswdk** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:41 am

saxitoxin wrote:
mrswdk wrote:I cut a hole in the 'o' in Casino Royale so that I could f*ck my poster while looking into the eyes of the girl from Casino Royale.

#ontopic
#AoG
Papercuts?

Nah, I used a condom.

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:46 am

The Man Who Knew Too Little