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When little susy asks, why the skools arent teaching us

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Just remind her that al gore invented the intornet and that homoerotica belongs in lower level learning and that having taco bars in college is racist. You can also tell her that berry really did win the pees prize and jeb bush crys rivers of tears just thinking of all the love illegals have for their families.


enjoy it amerika. brought to you by betiko and the other sheep.


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On May 5 attorney William Baer was arrested at a school board meeting at which he went over a 2-minute speaking rule while trying to get some explanation from the Gilford, NH, school board for assigning sexually explicit reading material in his young daughter’s English class.
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Re: When little susy asks, why the skools arent teaching us

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Re: When little susy asks, why the skools arent teaching us

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xtratabasco wrote:Just remind her that al gore invented the intornet and that homoerotica belongs in lower level learning and that having taco bars in college is racist. You can also tell her that berry really did win the pees prize and jeb bush crys rivers of tears just thinking of all the love illegals have for their families.


enjoy it amerika. brought to you by betiko and the other sheep.


ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT TACO BARS DEEMED OFFENSIVE, FACE CAMPUS EXTINCTION
by JENNIFER KABBANY - ASSOCIATE EDITOR on MAY 12, 2014


On May 5 attorney William Baer was arrested at a school board meeting at which he went over a 2-minute speaking rule while trying to get some explanation from the Gilford, NH, school board for assigning sexually explicit reading material in his young daughter’s English class.
What do you have against School Boards? They are elected positions, so blame the voters.

No one get's arrested for going over the minutes in public comments, unless they caused a disturbance or refused to stop yapping, buddy.

The problem lies with morons who perceive that sex is evil and sex education should lie left to uptight parents, who think that it's God who planted the embryo in the Uterus.
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Re: When little susy asks, why the skools arent teaching us

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kuthoer wrote:
xtratabasco wrote:Just remind her that al gore invented the intornet and that homoerotica belongs in lower level learning and that having taco bars in college is racist. You can also tell her that berry really did win the pees prize and jeb bush crys rivers of tears just thinking of all the love illegals have for their families.


enjoy it amerika. brought to you by betiko and the other sheep.


ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT TACO BARS DEEMED OFFENSIVE, FACE CAMPUS EXTINCTION
by JENNIFER KABBANY - ASSOCIATE EDITOR on MAY 12, 2014


On May 5 attorney William Baer was arrested at a school board meeting at which he went over a 2-minute speaking rule while trying to get some explanation from the Gilford, NH, school board for assigning sexually explicit reading material in his young daughter’s English class.
What do you have against School Boards? They are elected positions, so blame the voters.

No one get's arrested for going over the minutes in public comments, unless they caused a disturbance or refused to stop yapping, buddy.

The problem lies with morons who perceive that sex is evil and sex education should lie left to uptight parents, who think that it's God who planted the embryo in the Uterus.

nodody said sex was evil. but most cept you want to keep homo man/man/boy shit out of little susies forced skool... K

u must be manboylove member :lol:
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xtratabasco wrote:
kuthoer wrote:
xtratabasco wrote:Just remind her that al gore invented the intornet and that homoerotica belongs in lower level learning and that having taco bars in college is racist. You can also tell her that berry really did win the pees prize and jeb bush crys rivers of tears just thinking of all the love illegals have for their families.


enjoy it amerika. brought to you by betiko and the other sheep.


ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT TACO BARS DEEMED OFFENSIVE, FACE CAMPUS EXTINCTION
by JENNIFER KABBANY - ASSOCIATE EDITOR on MAY 12, 2014


On May 5 attorney William Baer was arrested at a school board meeting at which he went over a 2-minute speaking rule while trying to get some explanation from the Gilford, NH, school board for assigning sexually explicit reading material in his young daughter’s English class.
What do you have against School Boards? They are elected positions, so blame the voters.

No one get's arrested for going over the minutes in public comments, unless they caused a disturbance or refused to stop yapping, buddy.

The problem lies with morons who perceive that sex is evil and sex education should lie left to uptight parents, who think that it's God who planted the embryo in the Uterus.

nodody said sex was evil. but most cept you want to keep homo man/man/boy shit out of little susies forced skool... K

u must be manboylove member :lol:
Mmmmm, homo man/man/boy shit...a little uptight are you?
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Re: When little susy asks, why the skools arent teaching us

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I think the correct term is "repressed" not uptight
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crispybits wrote:I think the correct term is "repressed" not uptight
Yup, he's kind of the stereotype of the dumb american the world makes fun of. Sorry other americans, we know you're not like the hill billy.
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kuthoer wrote:
xtratabasco wrote:
kuthoer wrote:
xtratabasco wrote:Just remind her that al gore invented the intornet and that homoerotica belongs in lower level learning and that having taco bars in college is racist. You can also tell her that berry really did win the pees prize and jeb bush crys rivers of tears just thinking of all the love illegals have for their families.


enjoy it amerika. brought to you by betiko and the other sheep.


ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT TACO BARS DEEMED OFFENSIVE, FACE CAMPUS EXTINCTION
by JENNIFER KABBANY - ASSOCIATE EDITOR on MAY 12, 2014


On May 5 attorney William Baer was arrested at a school board meeting at which he went over a 2-minute speaking rule while trying to get some explanation from the Gilford, NH, school board for assigning sexually explicit reading material in his young daughter’s English class.
What do you have against School Boards? They are elected positions, so blame the voters.

No one get's arrested for going over the minutes in public comments, unless they caused a disturbance or refused to stop yapping, buddy.

The problem lies with morons who perceive that sex is evil and sex education should lie left to uptight parents, who think that it's God who planted the embryo in the Uterus.

nodody said sex was evil. but most cept you want to keep homo man/man/boy shit out of little susies forced skool... K

u must be manboylove member :lol:
Mmmmm, homo man/man/boy shit...a little uptight are you?

I will try to help you out here, because you "love sex so much," love the public schools and believe man/man/boy stuff is normal stuff to be taught in schools....but here goes.



The Anus Is Meant For Phoo To Come Out And Nothing More
Definition Of Anus: The anus is the opening of the rectum. It allows waste to pass from the large intestine and outside the body.

With all the recent Duck Dynasty/gay stuff how can anyone be in support of something so unnatural such as man/man/boy stuff to be taught in public schools? If ya wanna be gay, so be it. Must you practice it by sticking your penis into an entrance which is used for the passage of feces? Come on!


keep it in your loving bedroom. keep in out of the public schools.


emmm K :lol:
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xtratabasco wrote:I will try to help you out here, because you "love sex so much," love the public schools and believe man/man/boy stuff is normal stuff to be taught in schools....but here goes.



The Anus Is Meant For Phoo To Come Out And Nothing More
Definition Of Anus: The anus is the opening of the rectum. It allows waste to pass from the large intestine and outside the body.

With all the recent Duck Dynasty/gay stuff how can anyone be in support of something so unnatural such as man/man/boy stuff to be taught in public schools? If ya wanna be gay, so be it. Must you practice it by sticking your penis into an entrance which is used for the passage of feces? Come on!
Wait, I'm sorry but I'm not sure if I understand you correctly... are you saying you're struggling with homosexual urges and are desperate to try gay sex?

Here, this will probably help you!
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Re: When little susy asks, why the skools arent teaching us

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xtratabasco wrote:
kuthoer wrote:
xtratabasco wrote:
kuthoer wrote:
xtratabasco wrote:Just remind her that al gore invented the intornet and that homoerotica belongs in lower level learning and that having taco bars in college is racist. You can also tell her that berry really did win the pees prize and jeb bush crys rivers of tears just thinking of all the love illegals have for their families.


enjoy it amerika. brought to you by betiko and the other sheep.


ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT TACO BARS DEEMED OFFENSIVE, FACE CAMPUS EXTINCTION
by JENNIFER KABBANY - ASSOCIATE EDITOR on MAY 12, 2014


On May 5 attorney William Baer was arrested at a school board meeting at which he went over a 2-minute speaking rule while trying to get some explanation from the Gilford, NH, school board for assigning sexually explicit reading material in his young daughter’s English class.
What do you have against School Boards? They are elected positions, so blame the voters.

No one get's arrested for going over the minutes in public comments, unless they caused a disturbance or refused to stop yapping, buddy.

The problem lies with morons who perceive that sex is evil and sex education should lie left to uptight parents, who think that it's God who planted the embryo in the Uterus.

nodody said sex was evil. but most cept you want to keep homo man/man/boy shit out of little susies forced skool... K

u must be manboylove member :lol:
Mmmmm, homo man/man/boy shit...a little uptight are you?

I will try to help you out here, because you "love sex so much," love the public schools and believe man/man/boy stuff is normal stuff to be taught in schools....but here goes.



The Anus Is Meant For Phoo To Come Out And Nothing More
Definition Of Anus: The anus is the opening of the rectum. It allows waste to pass from the large intestine and outside the body.

With all the recent Duck Dynasty/gay stuff how can anyone be in support of something so unnatural such as man/man/boy stuff to be taught in public schools? If ya wanna be gay, so be it. Must you practice it by sticking your penis into an entrance which is used for the passage of feces? Come on!


keep it in your loving bedroom. keep in out of the public schools.


emmm K :lol:
So what, A hetero sticks his penis into an entrance that is used for the passage of blood, Blood clots, tissue, humans & other various types of liquid discharge. Why is poo any more or less nasty than that?
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Re: When little susy asks, why the skools arent teaching us

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well I guess if you have to ask, I would say go look it up on al gores intornet.
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natty dread wrote:
xtratabasco wrote:I will try to help you out here, because you "love sex so much," love the public schools and believe man/man/boy stuff is normal stuff to be taught in schools....but here goes.



The Anus Is Meant For Phoo To Come Out And Nothing More
Definition Of Anus: The anus is the opening of the rectum. It allows waste to pass from the large intestine and outside the body.

With all the recent Duck Dynasty/gay stuff how can anyone be in support of something so unnatural such as man/man/boy stuff to be taught in public schools? If ya wanna be gay, so be it. Must you practice it by sticking your penis into an entrance which is used for the passage of feces? Come on!
Wait, I'm sorry but I'm not sure if I understand you correctly... are you saying you're struggling with homosexual urges and are desperate to try gay sex?

Here, this will probably help you!
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Which one are you in that picture, Natty?
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saxitoxin wrote:
natty dread wrote:
xtratabasco wrote:I will try to help you out here, because you "love sex so much," love the public schools and believe man/man/boy stuff is normal stuff to be taught in schools....but here goes.



The Anus Is Meant For Phoo To Come Out And Nothing More
Definition Of Anus: The anus is the opening of the rectum. It allows waste to pass from the large intestine and outside the body.

With all the recent Duck Dynasty/gay stuff how can anyone be in support of something so unnatural such as man/man/boy stuff to be taught in public schools? If ya wanna be gay, so be it. Must you practice it by sticking your penis into an entrance which is used for the passage of feces? Come on!
Wait, I'm sorry but I'm not sure if I understand you correctly... are you saying you're struggling with homosexual urges and are desperate to try gay sex?

Here, this will probably help you!
Click image to enlarge.
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Which one are you in that picture, Natty?
The one that is not gilipig
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