World Cup 2014

[AndyDufresne]

I can only hope to be able to leave work early, otherwise I'm going to have to try to watch on replay.

Bollocks.

Really? Sports on replay? I can never do such a thing. Highlights, sure. But never an entire game.

I'd insert a youtube video from Seinfeld where Jerry tapes a Mets game or something like that, if I could be bollocksed to find it.


--Andy

[DiM]

looooooooooooooooooooooool 4-0 in 26 minutes

[sempaispellcheck]

Who could have imagined it would be so one-sided? It's 4-nil, and they're cruising.

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[oVo]

show: BRAZIL SHOCKER

oh man... they scored again as I typed this!

[Army of GOD]

Brazil showing how overrated they are

[Gilligan]

what is happening right now?

[Serbia]

Amazing.

I can only hope to be able to leave work early, otherwise I'm going to have to try to watch on replay.

Bollocks.

Really? Sports on replay? I can never do such a thing. Highlights, sure. But never an entire game.

I'd insert a youtube video from Seinfeld where Jerry tapes a Mets game or something like that, if I could be bollocksed to find it.


--Andy

Only way I can do it is if I don't know the result. I did it four years ago with the South African World Cup.

GERMANY SCORES AGAIN 5-0

Bollocks.

[Gilligan]

5-0 christ

[Army of GOD]

what is happening right now?

Rape on international tv

[sempaispellcheck]

in b4 Germany makes it 6.

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[Gilligan]

in b4 Germany makes it 6.

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inb4 Germany makes it 10

[sempaispellcheck]

in b4 Germany makes it 6.

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inb4 Germany makes it 10

inb4 FIFA enacts a Mercy Rule.


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[JBlombier]

Blitzkrieg, yeah... lol

This is exactly what Brazil deserved. Too bad they didn't get this with Neymar playing, because it really wouldn't have made a difference.

I am enjoying this to the fullest!

[DiM]

klose is now officially the best scorer of all world cup editions with 16 goals surpassing ronaldo's 15 goal tally.

the thing is i'm pretty sure he can still score at least one more in this game thus pushing the record even further and making it extremely hard to be reached in the near future.

and thomas muller is already at 10 goals and he's just 24. he's also capable of scoring today and in the final, plus he has at least 2 more world cups to look forward too. if he keeps playing like this, he's the most likely candidate to break klose's record.

[DiM]

Click image to enlarge.

[Steiner75]

Ok, first half over... many things can still happen (see Germany vs. Sweden in 2012) but until now it was like this:

Note: watch this with volume on high for better entertainment

[Gilligan]

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[sempaispellcheck]

Brazil has conceded 5 goals in the first half.
They conceded less than 5 goals in each of the past 3 World Cups - that's less than 5 goals conceded IN THE ENTIRE TOURNAMENT, THREE TIMES.

Oh. My. Goodness.

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[sempaispellcheck]

There you have it, ladies and gentlemen - Ruthless German Efficiency.

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[kizkiz]

Defeat was coming. They have been shit all tournament, but nobody would have predicted this massacre!

[oVo]

Brazil showing how overrated they are

I don't think this team was ever overrated... just young
and it's now going as expected.

Crisp passing, generous teamwork and taking advantage
of nearly every opportunity. A thing of beauty really.

[DiM]

Brazil showing how overrated they are

I don't think this team was ever overrated... just young
and it's now going as expected.

young?

brazil's starting 11 from today has an average age of 27.63 years
germany's starting 11 has an average age of 27.18 years (and that's with the 36 yo klose)

[sempaispellcheck]

And 6.
Because hey, why not?

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[DiM]

goal set and match.
0-6

[Serbia]

Ok, first half over... many things can still happen (see Germany vs. Sweden in 2012) but until now it was like this:

Note: watch this with volume on high for better entertainment

Love this!

Bollocks.