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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Jul 17, 2014 8:21 pm

I win! Toronto ice cream shops for the win!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Jul 17, 2014 8:47 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:I win! Toronto ice cream shops for the win!

how do you win?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:34 pm

targetman377 wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:I win! Toronto ice cream shops for the win!

how do you win?

By playing Superman 64. All the way through.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby areyouincahoots on Fri Jul 18, 2014 8:44 pm

I'm so confused.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Serbia on Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:01 pm

areyouincahoots wrote:I'm so confused.


You have been gone for literally ever.

Bollocks.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:25 pm

targetman377 wrote:Busy writing my novel!!


Hire an editor!

;)

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sat Jul 19, 2014 1:52 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
targetman377 wrote:Busy writing my novel!!


Hire an editor!

;)

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my roommate said she would she is an english major lol :D
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jul 19, 2014 6:18 pm

targetman377 wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
targetman377 wrote:Busy writing my novel!!


Hire an editor!

;)

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my roommate said she would she is an english major lol :D


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:00 pm

I got a blowjob from an English major once.

I mean, a university student majoring in English. Not a major in the English Army.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:36 pm

OH REALLY!!!!!! lol
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:44 pm

I hate having teeth pulled. The first day isn't so bad, as you're pretty well numbed up and you have painkillers for afterwards. But once you run out of painkillers, dear lord does your life get miserable quickly. It hurts to eat, drink, and even just move your mouth. The worst part? Ibprofen and tylonal have NO effect.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby pancakemix on Sun Jul 20, 2014 11:02 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:I hate having teeth pulled. The first day isn't so bad, as you're pretty well numbed up and you have painkillers for afterwards. But once you run out of painkillers, dear lord does your life get miserable quickly. It hurts to eat, drink, and even just move your mouth. The worst part? Ibprofen and tylonal have NO effect.


Last night I dreamt that all my teeth fell out one by one in a bloody mess.

So it could be worse.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Jul 20, 2014 4:16 pm

pancakemix wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:I hate having teeth pulled. The first day isn't so bad, as you're pretty well numbed up and you have painkillers for afterwards. But once you run out of painkillers, dear lord does your life get miserable quickly. It hurts to eat, drink, and even just move your mouth. The worst part? Ibprofen and tylonal have NO effect.


Last night I dreamt that all my teeth fell out one by one in a bloody mess.

So it could be worse.

Very true. Still hurts though.

Also, after 7 years, I have finally replaced my old laptop with a brand new one! It's awesome! Minecraft for example, I can have it on 16 chunks fancy graphics with no lag while on my desktop I can only do 4-6 chunks, simple graphics, and have some lag.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun Jul 20, 2014 10:16 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
pancakemix wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:I hate having teeth pulled. The first day isn't so bad, as you're pretty well numbed up and you have painkillers for afterwards. But once you run out of painkillers, dear lord does your life get miserable quickly. It hurts to eat, drink, and even just move your mouth. The worst part? Ibprofen and tylonal have NO effect.


Last night I dreamt that all my teeth fell out one by one in a bloody mess.

So it could be worse.

Very true. Still hurts though.

Also, after 7 years, I have finally replaced my old laptop with a brand new one! It's awesome! Minecraft for example, I can have it on 16 chunks fancy graphics with no lag while on my desktop I can only do 4-6 chunks, simple graphics, and have some lag.



don't you live a hop scotch and a jump away from Colorado???? go get some cannabis!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Jul 21, 2014 1:08 am

targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
pancakemix wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:I hate having teeth pulled. The first day isn't so bad, as you're pretty well numbed up and you have painkillers for afterwards. But once you run out of painkillers, dear lord does your life get miserable quickly. It hurts to eat, drink, and even just move your mouth. The worst part? Ibprofen and tylonal have NO effect.


Last night I dreamt that all my teeth fell out one by one in a bloody mess.

So it could be worse.

Very true. Still hurts though.

Also, after 7 years, I have finally replaced my old laptop with a brand new one! It's awesome! Minecraft for example, I can have it on 16 chunks fancy graphics with no lag while on my desktop I can only do 4-6 chunks, simple graphics, and have some lag.



don't you live a hop scotch and a jump away from Colorado???? go get some cannabis!!!

f*ck. That. Shit.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Jul 21, 2014 9:43 am

lol :lol:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Jul 21, 2014 11:57 am

so today i go meet with the dean to get back into collage thinking i had to take 4 more classes and a gym and he is all like nope one phy ed and any 3 credit class and i get my degree
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby areyouincahoots on Mon Jul 21, 2014 4:46 pm

targetman377 wrote:so today i go meet with the dean to get back into collage thinking i had to take 4 more classes and a gym and he is all like nope one phy ed and any 3 credit class and i get my degree


Hey, congrats! It's always nice when you have less standing in your way than you expected.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Jul 21, 2014 5:09 pm

areyouincahoots wrote:
targetman377 wrote:so today i go meet with the dean to get back into collage thinking i had to take 4 more classes and a gym and he is all like nope one phy ed and any 3 credit class and i get my degree


Hey, congrats! It's always nice when you have less standing in your way than you expected.


thanks yeah!! i can't wait!!! to be done!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby pancakemix on Mon Jul 21, 2014 7:22 pm

targetman377 wrote:
areyouincahoots wrote:
targetman377 wrote:so today i go meet with the dean to get back into collage thinking i had to take 4 more classes and a gym and he is all like nope one phy ed and any 3 credit class and i get my degree


Hey, congrats! It's always nice when you have less standing in your way than you expected.


thanks yeah!! i can't wait!!! to be done!


You say that, but then you realize that no one wants to hire you. I'm currently in month 2 of post-graduation job hunting with few prospects. Not saying to despair but be forewarned. :P
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Jul 21, 2014 8:53 pm

Yeah, job hunting sucks. Unless you have manager experience, not many places that you want to work at will hire you. You'll probably be stuck with a fast food job or something for awhile.

PS, getting used to my new keyboard for my new laptop. Has little spaces between the keys which keeps throwing me off. On the positive side, I can now play Empire Total War on medium graphics, whereas prior to this, I could just barely run it on the lowest settings. Same goes for minecraft. I can now load about 16 chunks on fancy graphics with practically no lag. Before, I could barely run 6 chunks on fast graphics, and usually have some lag.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Jul 21, 2014 9:53 pm

oh new graphics card woot woot now you can truly see this thread it all it splendor!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby pancakemix on Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:36 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Yeah, job hunting sucks. Unless you have manager experience, not many places that you want to work at will hire you. You'll probably be stuck with a fast food job or something for awhile.

PS, getting used to my new keyboard for my new laptop. Has little spaces between the keys which keeps throwing me off. On the positive side, I can now play Empire Total War on medium graphics, whereas prior to this, I could just barely run it on the lowest settings. Same goes for minecraft. I can now load about 16 chunks on fancy graphics with practically no lag. Before, I could barely run 6 chunks on fast graphics, and usually have some lag.


I've been keeping active with theatre stuff. I finished up a stage managing gig a about a month ago (which I'm having a hard time comprehending :shock: ) and I just got a part in another show that goes up in September. Then I have another stage managing gig in October. I'd say that biggest thing is to not idle while you're job hunting because if you do you'll just get down about yourself.

When I play Minecraft, I usually use the keyboard from my old PC and a two-button mouse (I play on a MacBook). That lets me lean back instead of hunching over while I play, and the keys fit my hand better than the MacBook keys.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:55 pm

pancakemix wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Yeah, job hunting sucks. Unless you have manager experience, not many places that you want to work at will hire you. You'll probably be stuck with a fast food job or something for awhile.

PS, getting used to my new keyboard for my new laptop. Has little spaces between the keys which keeps throwing me off. On the positive side, I can now play Empire Total War on medium graphics, whereas prior to this, I could just barely run it on the lowest settings. Same goes for minecraft. I can now load about 16 chunks on fancy graphics with practically no lag. Before, I could barely run 6 chunks on fast graphics, and usually have some lag.


I've been keeping active with theatre stuff. I finished up a stage managing gig a about a month ago (which I'm having a hard time comprehending :shock: ) and I just got a part in another show that goes up in September. Then I have another stage managing gig in October. I'd say that biggest thing is to not idle while you're job hunting because if you do you'll just get down about yourself.

When I play Minecraft, I usually use the keyboard from my old PC and a two-button mouse (I play on a MacBook). That lets me lean back instead of hunching over while I play, and the keys fit my hand better than the MacBook keys.

I just use the standard set for it, non Mac. But the Xbox controller for the Xbox version is most comfortable to me. It's a bit weird using it on the computer though. I do reroute the inventory key to "I" though.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby areyouincahoots on Tue Jul 22, 2014 8:18 am

pancakemix wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
areyouincahoots wrote:
targetman377 wrote:so today i go meet with the dean to get back into collage thinking i had to take 4 more classes and a gym and he is all like nope one phy ed and any 3 credit class and i get my degree


Hey, congrats! It's always nice when you have less standing in your way than you expected.


thanks yeah!! i can't wait!!! to be done!


You say that, but then you realize that no one wants to hire you. I'm currently in month 2 of post-graduation job hunting with few prospects. Not saying to despair but be forewarned. :P


I graduated college a little over three years ago, and it definitely took me awhile to find a job that actually pays well. I worked two and three jobs at a time after school for a few years, but all that hard work (college) really does eventually pay off. I wish you the best of luck in your job-hunting adventure!! My only advice would be to keep an open mind.
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