Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

[muy_thaiguy]

welcome BBS, tell us why you don't give a f*ck

He never had one to give.

Yep, wicked stole it.

[BoganGod]

I'm a bogan(special elite form of aussie/kiwi po cracker). I'm on passport number 5 so have travelled a bit. I'm starting to doubt myself(mind life crisis maybe), grappling with my own existence as a god. If I don't believe in myself, am I just a bogan? Thinking about becoming a muslim, if I'm not a god, need to worship an angry god with street cred.

[notyou2]

I recommend Loki

[DaGip]

hello, I am DaGip. My balls itch.

[MagnusGreeol]

hello, I am DaGip. My balls itch.

- Ya might wanna get that checked out, could be a case of creepy crawly >o<

[notyou2]

hello, I am DaGip. My balls itch.

- Ya might wanna get that checked out, could be a case of creepy crawly >o<

What is creepy crawly?


Bag beetles?
Crotch crickets?
Pubic pests?

[MagnusGreeol]

hello, I am DaGip. My balls itch.

- Ya might wanna get that checked out, could be a case of creepy crawly >o<

What is creepy crawly?


Bag beetles?
Crotch crickets?
Pubic pests?

-- All of the above ^^ >o<

[Serbia]

Hi I'm Serbia. The guy, not the country. I do whatever at times.

Bollocks.

[BoganGod]

I recommend Loki

Loki is a bit of a sly pussy. Weak little bitch that is just jealous of his older blonder brother.......

[notyou2]

I recommend Loki

Loki is a bit of a sly pussy. Weak little bitch that is just jealous of his older blonder brother.......

Loki is the god of anarchy and mischief, he is an excellent god to drink with. I should know.

[jonesthecurl]

Whever Loki ask me out for a drink, I say "No,no,no."

[jonesthecurl]

That's right - for me, it's Loki-shun, Loki-shun, Loki-shun.

[nietzsche]

Hello, my name is Benito Camelo.

I live in San Buto el Grande, Mex and work at Telas Poncho.

[AAFitz]

Hi,

I am AAFitz.

I have really short posts and everyone likes me.

[notyou2]

Hello, my name is Benito Camelo.

I live in San Buto el Grande, Mex and work at Telas Poncho.

Hola amigo. How many times have you swum thr Rio Grande?

[nietzsche]

Hello, my name is Benito Camelo.

I live in San Buto el Grande, Mex and work at Telas Poncho.

Hola amigo. How many times have you swum thr Rio Grande?

Three times. Everytime I try karel finds me and reports me.

[notyou2]

Not borderdawg? You must be swimming a different river. One from Canada, as I believe Karel lives in Montana.

[nietzsche]

Not borderdawg? You must be swimming a different river. One from Canada, as I believe Karel lives in Montana.

Naw man. Borderdawg is easy to fool. I can pass by Borderdawg any day of the week and he won't notice. I even once asked him for directions to the welfare office.

karel is the threat, he only takes trips down to the border once a month and he's able to spot me anywhere.

[2dimes]

Sounds like he's a keeper.

[notyou2]

Sounds like he's a keeper.

You already have a fish.

[2dimes]

I eated it. Now I only has a pikshure of a fish.

[rdsrds2120]

Wouldn't you know it,
I'm the resident poet!
but though all my trying
is swell and dandy,
not a bit of this post,
comes even close,
to the plentiful works of Andy.

--Gomez

[Army of GOD]

Wouldn't you know it,
I'm the resident poet!
but though all my trying
is swell and dandy,
not a bit of this post,
comes even close,
to the plentiful works of Andy.

--Gomez

get the f*ck out

[rdsrds2120]

Thanks for your response! I've entered it into a computer for when I'm feeling speechless, and the results are in:

Spoiler

f*ck you

...consentually <3

--Gomez

[Mr Changsha]

As China has gradually blocked all forms of western news from my life (which i thank my communist overlords for most surely) I have come to rely on off-topics to provide me with the news that matters. I might well be the only person in CC's history who actually uses this forum as a news service.

Mainly I lurk (and have done here for years) as I have honestly no idea about almost everything that is written here.