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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby riskllama on Mon Jun 01, 2015 12:56 am

i don't believe the second user was making fun of mr. toxin, nietzsche.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby nietzsche on Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:56 am

stay out of this llama.

stop it all of you with yout arguments, i want to hear betiko's ruling
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby notyou2 on Mon Jun 01, 2015 6:56 am

Betty is on sabbatical. If I was saxi I would petition for dismissal due to adjudicator's delay in ruling, then counter sue.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby betiko on Mon Jun 01, 2015 10:18 am

oooh here I am!
What was that thing saxi knew he wasn't supposed to know of? if he guessed the sky is blue, I'm afraid I'll have to dismiss the accusation. If he knew mrs wdk's panty colour it's a different story.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby nietzsche on Mon Jun 01, 2015 11:44 am

betiko wrote:oooh here I am!
What was that thing saxi knew he wasn't supposed to know of? if he guessed the sky is blue, I'm afraid I'll have to dismiss the accusation. If he knew mrs wdk's panty colour it's a different story.


what he knew is not important, the important thing is he knew because he was loging in with my account to see my inbox.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Jun 01, 2015 11:50 am

nietzsche wrote:
betiko wrote:oooh here I am!
What was that thing saxi knew he wasn't supposed to know of? if he guessed the sky is blue, I'm afraid I'll have to dismiss the accusation. If he knew mrs wdk's panty colour it's a different story.


what he knew is not important, the important thing is he knew because he was loging in with my account to see my inbox.


The only person whose box I've been trying to see is mrswdk's. But I have a hard time doing it because AoG is always trying to stuff something in mrswdk's box when I show up. So I have to wait and then, by the time I can get in there, mrswdk's box is a mess.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby betiko on Mon Jun 01, 2015 12:56 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
betiko wrote:oooh here I am!
What was that thing saxi knew he wasn't supposed to know of? if he guessed the sky is blue, I'm afraid I'll have to dismiss the accusation. If he knew mrs wdk's panty colour it's a different story.


what he knew is not important, the important thing is he knew because he was loging in with my account to see my inbox.


The only person whose box I've been trying to see is mrswdk's. But I have a hard time doing it because AoG is always trying to stuff something in mrswdk's box when I show up. So I have to wait and then, by the time I can get in there, mrswdk's box is a mess.


It's not about that thing to be important or not niet; it's about that thing, whatever it is, to be something you can guess easily or not. Was it something absolutely impossible to know without logging into your inbox or not?

Saxi, try to stick something into AOG's box instead, no one ever tries to stuff anything in it.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby nietzsche on Mon Jun 01, 2015 12:59 pm

It's not important! The important thing is saxi gets punished.

Remember when I told you guys to call him some name?, I think it was Toby.. Well he knew from day 1. Then yesterday I told him I was talking to another person about him, and he knew right away who this person was.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:08 pm

everyone knows that frenchmen can't be judges. They're too busy thinking about female armpit hair
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby betiko on Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:11 pm

nietzsche wrote:It's not important! The important thing is saxi gets punished.

Remember when I told you guys to call him some name?, I think it was Toby.. Well he knew from day 1. Then yesterday I told him I was talking to another person about him, and he knew right away who this person was.


maybe that person told him...

But calling saxi "toby" is my thing. This is due to some very sofisticated research. Saxi is in fact Toby Lazarowitz. There you go for your punishment saxi! I'm outing your real identity!

https://evc.ucsb.edu/contacts/
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby nietzsche on Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:17 pm

Accuser: nietzsche
Accused: saxitoxin
Accusation: In two different occasions, saxitoxin knew about me and another user (different each time) making fun of him. This he could've only known if he was logging into my account. I probably gave my password away a couple of times, some time ago, and he probably has it written down in a post it under his laptop cooling pad.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:23 pm

betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:It's not important! The important thing is saxi gets punished.

Remember when I told you guys to call him some name?, I think it was Toby.. Well he knew from day 1. Then yesterday I told him I was talking to another person about him, and he knew right away who this person was.


maybe that person told him...

But calling saxi "toby" is my thing. This is due to some very sofisticated research. Saxi is in fact Toby Lazarowitz. There you go for your punishment saxi! I'm outing your real identity!

https://evc.ucsb.edu/contacts/


Now what's gonna happen if that guy googles his name and this thread comes up?
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby notyou2 on Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:40 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:It's not important! The important thing is saxi gets punished.

Remember when I told you guys to call him some name?, I think it was Toby.. Well he knew from day 1. Then yesterday I told him I was talking to another person about him, and he knew right away who this person was.


maybe that person told him...

But calling saxi "toby" is my thing. This is due to some very sofisticated research. Saxi is in fact Toby Lazarowitz. There you go for your punishment saxi! I'm outing your real identity!

https://evc.ucsb.edu/contacts/


Now what's gonna happen if that guy googles his name and this thread comes up?


He will probably join the site and play some Risk, then decide there are too many creationist republican assholes and go postal on the site.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:33 pm

nietzsche wrote:Accuser: nietzsche
Accused: saxitoxin
Accusation: In two different occasions, saxitoxin knew about me and another user (different each time) making fun of him. This he could've only known if he was logging into my account. I probably gave my password away a couple of times, some time ago, and he probably has it written down in a post it under his laptop cooling pad.
Adjudicator: Army of GOD


I find saxitoxin to be guilty.

saxi must send one dick pic to nietzsche in payment since nietzsche enjoys looking at penises.

Signed in my hand,
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby waauw on Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:37 pm

notyou2 wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
betiko wrote:maybe that person told him...

But calling saxi "toby" is my thing. This is due to some very sofisticated research. Saxi is in fact Toby Lazarowitz. There you go for your punishment saxi! I'm outing your real identity!

https://evc.ucsb.edu/contacts/


Now what's gonna happen if that guy googles his name and this thread comes up?


He will probably join the site and play some Risk, then decide there are too many creationist republican assholes and go postal on the site.


The Israelis are extremely protective of their people abroad. What if they bomb Betiko's house?
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Jun 01, 2015 3:44 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Accuser: nietzsche
Accused: saxitoxin
Accusation: In two different occasions, saxitoxin knew about me and another user (different each time) making fun of him. This he could've only known if he was logging into my account. I probably gave my password away a couple of times, some time ago, and he probably has it written down in a post it under his laptop cooling pad.
Adjudicator: Army of GOD


I find saxitoxin to be guilty.

saxi must send one dick pic to nietzsche in payment since nietzsche enjoys looking at penises.

Signed in my hand,
AoG


That's, like, Double Jeopardy.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Jun 01, 2015 3:44 pm

betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:It's not important! The important thing is saxi gets punished.

Remember when I told you guys to call him some name?, I think it was Toby.. Well he knew from day 1. Then yesterday I told him I was talking to another person about him, and he knew right away who this person was.


maybe that person told him...

But calling saxi "toby" is my thing. This is due to some very sofisticated research. Saxi is in fact Toby Lazarowitz. There you go for your punishment saxi! I'm outing your real identity!

https://evc.ucsb.edu/contacts/


What research brought you there? Should I email him?
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby waauw on Mon Jun 01, 2015 3:49 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:
betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:It's not important! The important thing is saxi gets punished.

Remember when I told you guys to call him some name?, I think it was Toby.. Well he knew from day 1. Then yesterday I told him I was talking to another person about him, and he knew right away who this person was.


maybe that person told him...

But calling saxi "toby" is my thing. This is due to some very sofisticated research. Saxi is in fact Toby Lazarowitz. There you go for your punishment saxi! I'm outing your real identity!

https://evc.ucsb.edu/contacts/


What research brought you there? Should I email him?


Oh please do. And report to us afterwards :)
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Jun 01, 2015 4:32 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Accuser: nietzsche
Accused: saxitoxin
Accusation: In two different occasions, saxitoxin knew about me and another user (different each time) making fun of him. This he could've only known if he was logging into my account. I probably gave my password away a couple of times, some time ago, and he probably has it written down in a post it under his laptop cooling pad.
Adjudicator: Army of GOD


I find saxitoxin to be guilty.

saxi must send one dick pic to nietzsche in payment since nietzsche enjoys looking at penises.

Signed in my hand,
AoG


done

I'm not saying I secretly engineered this whole thing just so I'd have cover to send nietzsche a dick pic, and I'm not saying I didn't either.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby betiko on Mon Jun 01, 2015 4:58 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:
betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:It's not important! The important thing is saxi gets punished.

Remember when I told you guys to call him some name?, I think it was Toby.. Well he knew from day 1. Then yesterday I told him I was talking to another person about him, and he knew right away who this person was.


maybe that person told him...

But calling saxi "toby" is my thing. This is due to some very sofisticated research. Saxi is in fact Toby Lazarowitz. There you go for your punishment saxi! I'm outing your real identity!

https://evc.ucsb.edu/contacts/


What research brought you there? Should I email him?


you can speak to saxi/toby directly!
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby nietzsche on Mon Jun 01, 2015 5:03 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Accuser: nietzsche
Accused: saxitoxin
Accusation: In two different occasions, saxitoxin knew about me and another user (different each time) making fun of him. This he could've only known if he was logging into my account. I probably gave my password away a couple of times, some time ago, and he probably has it written down in a post it under his laptop cooling pad.
Adjudicator: Army of GOD


I find saxitoxin to be guilty.

saxi must send one dick pic to nietzsche in payment since nietzsche enjoys looking at penises.

Signed in my hand,
AoG


done

I'm not saying I secretly engineered this whole thing just so I'd have cover to send nietzsche a dick pic, and I'm not saying I didn't either.


That's a lie. i haven't received any penis pic.

AoG, make him printout a picture of Gillipig woman and kiss it.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby riskllama on Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:33 pm

accuser : riskllama
accused : saxitoxin
a few people, including myself have taken an interest in the saxi's eating habits and have been politely(and respectfully)inquiring about it via his wall. this was all well and good until today...the bugger foed me for 30 days!!!- rendering me unable to make my aforementioned inquiries. this treatment has affected me financially and mentally. i demand a reversal of the ban or, he should have to let me know what he's eating via his signature twice a day(3 updates a day would be a hassle).
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby nietzsche on Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:43 pm

good luck with that llama.

saxi never complied with AoG's resolution in the previous case.
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:46 pm

Accuser: Army of GOD
Accused: degaston
Adjudicator: saxitoxin


He's being a little cunt in my penis thread
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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Postby riskllama on Sat Sep 05, 2015 9:05 pm

nietzsche wrote:good luck with that llama.

saxi never complied with AoG's resolution in the previous case.

if he doesn't abide, he should be booted out of the PL then...
what kind of person welches on justice doled out in a thread of their own creation?
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