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cruise control is great cuz you get to put your duct taped crocs (with feet in them) up on the dashboard while you drive. Hopefully its a flat dashboard and not one of the new stupid rounded ones. And real duct tape, not the kind you can rip with your fingers.danco wrote:Crocs.....duct tape......cruise control
saxitoxin wrote:Serbia is a RUDE DUDE
may not be a PRUDE, but he's gotta 'TUDE
might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
RUDE

Know what you're saying. Here's a home video I made of the sightseeing cruise I took from Manhattan to Staten Island. This was all shot when we were still at the dock, too.JBlombier wrote: I once went on a cruise (just a small distance one) from Holland to England and it went totally out of control.

Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism
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danco wrote:Not exacly the ctuise control i was thinkn of cruse control is great because it leaves ur toes free to text while you drive ...duct tape ( or gafer) good for everything from hours of fun with a kinky friend to plumbing repair crocs though dorky looking are comfy and cheap


We chucked 'em all.apey wrote:I am so disappointed. Where the f*ck are the cookies in this thread.
There is no fucking way that there is no cookies. I'll tie you up kick your ass or whatever it takes. COOKIES fucking rule!!!!!!!Dukasaur wrote:We chucked 'em all.apey wrote:I am so disappointed. Where the f*ck are the cookies in this thread.
Most of them aog... glad to know yours are intact.Army of GOD wrote:crocs? really?
do we live in an imaginary land where all men have had their testicles removed?
They are in perfect condition, having never been used.apey wrote:Most of them aog... glad to know yours are intact.Army of GOD wrote:crocs? really?
do we live in an imaginary land where all men have had their testicles removed?