Conquer Club

the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

\\OFF-TOPIC// conversations about everything that has nothing to do with Conquer Club.

Moderator: Community Team

Forum rules
Please read the Community Guidelines before posting.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby UCAbears on Thu Feb 25, 2016 4:30 pm

Today I went for a walk around the lake beside my fathers house. It was a beautiful day and I could tell I really needed to get some sunshine on my luscious lockes, so I left my hat sitting on my nightstand. Although today seemed like a normal, ordinary day, it was far from it. As I began my trek along the edge of the small body of water, I noticed a man standing about 150 yards directly in front of me, waving a what looked to be some sort of small branch or small stick. I waved to the man, wondering to myself what he was doing in my waters. He didn't wave back, but instead just stood there looking like Donald Trump stumbling to find words to debate with. I thought this was odd, but maybe he didn't see me, so waved a little larger and yelled "Can I help you, sir?" He stood still for a quick second, as if he couldn't speak English, and sprinted towards me, still holding the branch/stick thing. "Can I help you!?" I yelled a little louder, anticipating a response, but it was to no avail. He was high-tailing it directly towards me now, hurdling bushes and smashing weeds as he galloped..

To be continued...
User avatar
Cook UCAbears
 
Posts: 3199
Joined: Sun May 14, 2006 8:49 pm
Location: Madagascar

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Feb 25, 2016 5:59 pm

strike wolf wrote:So thought I'd have some fun with us namInc infamous (ly bad) sequels to great movies. This is opinion based so feel free to list any you think we're bad. If it is a franchise with multiple bad sequels list as many of the sequels as you want but don't do multiple sequels from different franchises. I'll start off with possibly the most infamous sequel of all:

The Godfather pt. 3

Direct to video Disney sequels.
The 3rd Mummy Movie.
"Eh, whatever."
-Anonymous


What, you expected something deep or flashy?
User avatar
Private 1st Class muy_thaiguy
 
Posts: 12746
Joined: Fri May 18, 2007 11:20 am
Location: Back in Black

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby UCAbears on Fri Feb 26, 2016 3:52 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:So thought I'd have some fun with us namInc infamous (ly bad) sequels to great movies. This is opinion based so feel free to list any you think we're bad. If it is a franchise with multiple bad sequels list as many of the sequels as you want but don't do multiple sequels from different franchises. I'll start off with possibly the most infamous sequel of all:

The Godfather pt. 3

Direct to video Disney sequels.
The 3rd Mummy Movie.


Anchorman 2
User avatar
Cook UCAbears
 
Posts: 3199
Joined: Sun May 14, 2006 8:49 pm
Location: Madagascar

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Feb 26, 2016 11:08 am

Star Wars Episode 1& 2.

I never really cared for the first Anchorman to be honest. Other than the fight scene.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
User avatar
Cadet strike wolf
 
Posts: 8345
Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 11:03 pm
Location: Sandy Springs, GA (just north of Atlanta)

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Feb 26, 2016 1:31 pm

strike wolf wrote:Star Wars Episode 1& 2.

I never really cared for the first Anchorman to be honest. Other than the fight scene.

Technically, those are prequels. Though the lightsaber fight between Qui Gon, Obi Wan, and Darth Maul was pretty awesome.

On another note, over 60 years old, but still hilarious!

"Eh, whatever."
-Anonymous


What, you expected something deep or flashy?
User avatar
Private 1st Class muy_thaiguy
 
Posts: 12746
Joined: Fri May 18, 2007 11:20 am
Location: Back in Black

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Feb 26, 2016 3:53 pm

Sorry thought I had mentioned that prequels are fair game.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
User avatar
Cadet strike wolf
 
Posts: 8345
Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 11:03 pm
Location: Sandy Springs, GA (just north of Atlanta)

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Feb 26, 2016 7:49 pm

strike wolf wrote:Sorry thought I had mentioned that prequels are fair game.

Fair enough.
"Eh, whatever."
-Anonymous


What, you expected something deep or flashy?
User avatar
Private 1st Class muy_thaiguy
 
Posts: 12746
Joined: Fri May 18, 2007 11:20 am
Location: Back in Black

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Feb 26, 2016 8:56 pm

Even after all these years, I'd still f*ck Vanna White.
ā€œā€ŽLife is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.ā€
― Voltaire
User avatar
Lieutenant Dukasaur
Community Team
Community Team
 
Posts: 28094
Joined: Sat Nov 20, 2010 4:49 pm
Location: Beautiful Niagara
32

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Symmetry on Fri Feb 26, 2016 9:08 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:So thought I'd have some fun with us namInc infamous (ly bad) sequels to great movies. This is opinion based so feel free to list any you think we're bad. If it is a franchise with multiple bad sequels list as many of the sequels as you want but don't do multiple sequels from different franchises. I'll start off with possibly the most infamous sequel of all:

The Godfather pt. 3

Direct to video Disney sequels.
The 3rd Mummy Movie.


To be fair, the Lion King 3, or 1 1/2 , was a clever idea.
the world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it- Albert Einstein
User avatar
Sergeant Symmetry
 
Posts: 9255
Joined: Sat Feb 24, 2007 5:49 am

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Feb 26, 2016 9:46 pm

Symmetry wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:So thought I'd have some fun with us namInc infamous (ly bad) sequels to great movies. This is opinion based so feel free to list any you think we're bad. If it is a franchise with multiple bad sequels list as many of the sequels as you want but don't do multiple sequels from different franchises. I'll start off with possibly the most infamous sequel of all:

The Godfather pt. 3

Direct to video Disney sequels.
The 3rd Mummy Movie.


To be fair, the Lion King 3, or 1 1/2 , was a clever idea.

Well, there generally are exceptions to every rule.
"Eh, whatever."
-Anonymous


What, you expected something deep or flashy?
User avatar
Private 1st Class muy_thaiguy
 
Posts: 12746
Joined: Fri May 18, 2007 11:20 am
Location: Back in Black

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sat Feb 27, 2016 9:56 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Star Wars Episode 1& 2.

I never really cared for the first Anchorman to be honest. Other than the fight scene.

Technically, those are prequels. Though the lightsaber fight between Qui Gon, Obi Wan, and Darth Maul was pretty awesome.

On another note, over 60 years old, but still hilarious!


abbott and castello are amazing... all of there stuff is so funny and i compleatly agree :lol: :lol:
VOTE AUTO/TARGET in 12
User avatar
Sergeant targetman377
 
Posts: 2223
Joined: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:52 pm

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Feb 29, 2016 3:23 pm

All of their stuff is funny? I find that hard to believe, but there isn't a website that stores all the non-funny jokes they did. Sometimes I wonder why we even have an internet.
ā–‘ā–’ā–’ā–“ā–“ā–“ā–’ā–’ā–‘
User avatar
Captain DoomYoshi
 
Posts: 10728
Joined: Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:30 pm
Location: Niu York, Ukraine

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Feb 29, 2016 6:31 pm

would you like only having horses again.
VOTE AUTO/TARGET in 12
User avatar
Sergeant targetman377
 
Posts: 2223
Joined: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:52 pm

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby waauw on Mon Feb 29, 2016 6:50 pm

strike wolf wrote:Star Wars Episode 1& 2.

I never really cared for the first Anchorman to be honest. Other than the fight scene.


I love Star Wars II. It's my favorite in the series.

Also, the Rocky sequels and Highlander II.
User avatar
Lieutenant waauw
 
Posts: 4756
Joined: Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:46 pm

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Feb 29, 2016 11:20 pm

Well, the Mummy Returns was an enjoyable movie. The Scorpion King was okay in it's own right. After those though, that franchise stunk it up. The third Mummy movie sucked and The Scorpion King movies after the first one didn't even keep the same lead actors for the main roles.

On a (hopefully) brighter note, rumor has it that Mel Brooks is looking to make Space Balls 2: The Search for More Money. Nothing set in stone, but the rumor is out there.

And how many people can spot the Wizard of Oz parody scene in the original film?
"Eh, whatever."
-Anonymous


What, you expected something deep or flashy?
User avatar
Private 1st Class muy_thaiguy
 
Posts: 12746
Joined: Fri May 18, 2007 11:20 am
Location: Back in Black

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Feb 29, 2016 11:57 pm

You mean when,they meet yogurt? Is that parody supposed to be hard to spot?

MIB 2.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
User avatar
Cadet strike wolf
 
Posts: 8345
Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 11:03 pm
Location: Sandy Springs, GA (just north of Atlanta)

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Mar 01, 2016 2:23 pm

strike wolf wrote:You mean when,they meet yogurt? Is that parody supposed to be hard to spot?

MIB 2.

The entire scene, actually. From the moment they begin walking down the hall. You have Barf as the Cowardly Lion, Lone Star as the Scarecrow, Princess Vespa as Dorothy, and Dot Matrix as the Tin Man. Had to actually point that out to several people before.
"Eh, whatever."
-Anonymous


What, you expected something deep or flashy?
User avatar
Private 1st Class muy_thaiguy
 
Posts: 12746
Joined: Fri May 18, 2007 11:20 am
Location: Back in Black

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Tue Mar 01, 2016 11:49 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:Sorry, going to change the subject matter.

Image
User avatar
Corporal 2dimes
 
Posts: 13085
Joined: Wed May 31, 2006 1:08 pm
Location: Pepperoni Hug Spot.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Mar 02, 2016 2:15 am

He lives!
"Eh, whatever."
-Anonymous


What, you expected something deep or flashy?
User avatar
Private 1st Class muy_thaiguy
 
Posts: 12746
Joined: Fri May 18, 2007 11:20 am
Location: Back in Black

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Mar 03, 2016 12:12 am

two times is that you!!!! woot woot
VOTE AUTO/TARGET in 12
User avatar
Sergeant targetman377
 
Posts: 2223
Joined: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:52 pm

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Thu Mar 03, 2016 12:26 am

BPotW

Image
Image Image

"Zungguzungguguzungguzeng"
-Yellowman
pancakemix wrote:Quirk, you are a bastard. That is all.
User avatar
Colonel Quirk
 
Posts: 2186
Joined: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:27 pm
Location: Athens, Georgia

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby UCAbears on Thu Mar 03, 2016 2:02 am

I really enjoyed Santa Clause 2. Prob the better than the first.
User avatar
Cook UCAbears
 
Posts: 3199
Joined: Sun May 14, 2006 8:49 pm
Location: Madagascar

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Mar 04, 2016 11:19 pm

you know Christmas is over!!!
VOTE AUTO/TARGET in 12
User avatar
Sergeant targetman377
 
Posts: 2223
Joined: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:52 pm

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sun Mar 06, 2016 10:40 pm

Goddamnit! So I was writing a song on my banjo, it was sounding pretty good, had a nice picking pattern, then I realized I had subconsciously copied Townes Van Zandt's "Waiting Around to Die," which I had posted in the music thread months ago. In the same key and everything. f*ck!

-TG
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class TA1LGUNN3R
 
Posts: 2699
Joined: Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:52 am
Location: 22 Acacia Avenue

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun Mar 06, 2016 10:55 pm

banjo ey... my dad plays banjo takes it out once every 5 to 7 years plays two songs for about 3 months puts it away
VOTE AUTO/TARGET in 12
User avatar
Sergeant targetman377
 
Posts: 2223
Joined: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:52 pm

PreviousNext

Return to Acceptable Content

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Dukasaur