If you could ask 3 questions...

[Serbia]

to anyone alive or dead who would you ask and what would they be?

[saxitoxin]

Linda Searcy

1. What gives you the right?
2. How dare you?
3. Who do you think you are?

[betiko]

saxitoxin

1. how old are you?
2. can I see you birth certificate and both of your parent's birth certificate?
3. Do you plan on executing any terrorst attack on the US soil?

[waauw]

Betiko

1. When will you finally shave?
2. What unfortunate future do you foresee for l'OM?
3. Where were you when the Paris attacks occured?

[saxitoxin]

Betiko

3. Where were you when the Paris attacks occured?

pretty sure the police have already asked him this one

[waauw]

Betiko

3. Where were you when the Paris attacks occured?

pretty sure the police have already asked him this one

Why do you think he fled to Spain?

[AndyDufresne]

to anyone alive or dead who would you ask and what would they be?

Serbia:

1. Who do you want to contact?
2. Are they dead or alive?
3. What would you ask?


--Andy

[demonfork]

Linda Searcy

1. Why do you drive a Pontiac?
2. Why do you like Egg salad sandwiches.
3. How is Gary doing?

[Serbia]

to anyone alive or dead who would you ask and what would they be?

Serbia:

1. Who do you want to contact?
2. Are they dead or alive?
3. What would you ask?


--Andy

No one
N/A
N/A

[DirtyDishSoap]

Bruce Willis and I only need 1 question.

Will you adopt me?

[betiko]

Betiko

1. When will you finally shave?
2. What unfortunate future do you foresee for l'OM?
3. Where were you when the Paris attacks occured?

1) my GF forces me to shave at least every 2 days
2) that's a tough one... it will all depend on who buys the club, and if someone buys the club. What is for sure is that next season will suck at least as much as this one. Who knows... maybe we win the cup against PSG this week end, but that seems more than unlikely.
3) I was here in Malaga drinking and playing cards with some friends, then my whatsapp started becoming crazy with friends asking each other if they were alright; so spent the rest of the night checking out what was going on as it was completely crazy..

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Linda Searcy

1. Is saxi a good lay?
2. How wrinkly were his balls?
3. Why how dare you?

-TG

[Symmetry]

Jesus:

1) Hey, do you speak English?
2) English- do you speak (Shut up Kaitlyn, he understands)... DO...YOU...SPEAK...ENGLISH?
3) I know you understand me- E-N-G-L-I-S-H?

[apey]

To the lady in the Walmart bathroom (yes we all could hear your vibrator and we know it wasn't your phone no phone vibrates for that long)
Why in the hell would you choose a public restroom to use your vibrator?
How many times have you chosen to masterbate IN A FLIPPING PUBLIC RESTROOM
Wtf is the matter with you

[betiko]

To the lady in the Walmart bathroom (yes we all could hear your vibrator and we know it wasn't your phone no phone vibrates for that long)
Why in the hell would you choose a public restroom to use your vibrator?
How many times have you chosen to masterbate IN A FLIPPING PUBLIC RESTROOM
Wtf is the matter with you

the word you are looking for is masturbate not master baite!

[apey]

Grammar nazi.....
To be fair I'm on drugs

[2dimes]

To be fair I'm on drugs

That's what the lady in the stall said.

[apey]

Lol
I don't care how high she was, to do that in a Walmart bathroom! How unsanitary

[Serbia]

Lol
I don't care how high she was, to do that in a Walmart bathroom! How unsanitary

She could have been standing up. Or maybe she was using an electric razor. You don't know that she was getting off. You're so judgmental.

Bollocks.

[apey]

The lil gasps and the two moans sealed the deal for me

[TA1LGUNN3R]

That's hot.

-TG

[betiko]

Grammar nazi.....
To be fair I'm on drugs

that's not grammar, that's spelling!
If you make a your/you're mistake for example, that could be considered either a spelling or a grammar mistake. But people are not retarded enough to make such a grammar mistake if english is their first language (they know how to build a sentence..), so it's definitely spelling one.
If you call someone a grammar nazi instead of a spelling nazi, it's like calling your own self a retard that can't build a sentence; don't.

[betiko]

The lil gasps and the two moans sealed the deal for me

some people have problems evacuating turds; and when they do they can have little gasps!

anyway, you should ve filmed it with your phone until she came out, and then tell her "this is going on the interwebz!!"

[apey]

Spelling nazi.
I still have an excuse
Next time ill vid it just for you betti!

[Serbia]

Spelling nazi.
I still have an excuse
Next time ill vid it just for you betti!

None of those are questions. You're not good at this.

Bollocks.