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I just made up a stupid story

Postby Serbia on Fri May 27, 2016 6:11 am

There was a little white & brown rabbit that lived up north in the mountains. He ran around all summer, playing in the fields, sleeping in his burrows, eating the wonderful food available.

As the frost came, and it turned colder, he was forced to scrounge for new food. One day all he could find to eat was a mushroom growing on the edge of the field, next to a tree. He was starting to get really really hungry....so decided to take a bite. It tasted pretty icky, but didn't hurt, so he ate some more, and more and more.

With a full stomach he hopped away to look for a place to sleep in the forest. Hopping through the forest, little bunny "haha" started to look up around at the trees...they seemed like they were getting larger, branches reaching out and waving at him.

He ran some more, further and further, deeper and deeper into the forest...but it kept closing in on him. As he hopped, he almost ran into a bush, but managed to dodge it at the last second to be confronted with another, branches spread wide, ready to swallow him up. Fearful he darted to the side, got trapped in a snare, instantly broke his neck, and became lunch for Mr Joe Wilderness guy who was filming a TV survival show. Mr Joe skinned the bunny, cooked him over a fire, ate him, and started to trip out from the mushrooms in the rabbit. He thought he was turning into a bunny, so ran away from the fire screaming, almost ran into a bush, dodged to the left, and got trapped in a snare.

God watched Mr Joe struggle and die in the trap, and then just kinda laughed to himself. Another funny day was coming to an end.

The moral of the story, don't eat mushrooms.
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Re: I just made up a stupid story

Postby Bernie Sanders on Fri May 27, 2016 8:33 am

I use to eat magic mushrooms and drop acid many, many times and never got trapped in a snare.

Never discuss or bring up stories about hallucinations on drugs, unless you have done them.

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Re: I just made up a stupid story

Postby william18 on Fri May 27, 2016 9:33 am

Bernie Sanders wrote:I use to eat magic mushrooms and drop acid many, many times and never got trapped in a snare.

Never discuss or bring up stories about hallucinations on drugs, unless you have done them.

FAILED THREAD! Unless we have experienced veterans on hallucinate drugs


I hope he was trying to be comical with the story. Like a 'dont do drugs kids' kind of parody.

But aside from that, I think mushrooms, LSD, DMT/Ayahuasca and other classic tryptamines are very useful in helping someone over come cognitive dissonance and to gain appreciation for the world.
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Re: I just made up a stupid story

Postby Dukasaur on Fri May 27, 2016 10:20 pm

william18 wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:I use to eat magic mushrooms and drop acid many, many times and never got trapped in a snare.

Never discuss or bring up stories about hallucinations on drugs, unless you have done them.

FAILED THREAD! Unless we have experienced veterans on hallucinate drugs


I hope he was trying to be comical with the story. Like a 'dont do drugs kids' kind of parody.

But aside from that, I think mushrooms, LSD, DMT/Ayahuasca and other classic tryptamines are very useful in helping someone over come cognitive dissonance and to gain appreciation for the world.

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Re: I just made up a stupid story

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sun May 29, 2016 11:55 am

Why the f*ck is Mr. Joe Wilderness eating the stomach contents and/or brains of the rabbit?

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Re: I just made up a stupid story

Postby Serbia on Sun May 29, 2016 5:03 pm

It's a stupid story.
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