Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

by **iliveonemoretime** on Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:28 pm

Hi My name Is Alexis, I just want to play online games mobile games and all the games. Well lets call it GAMERS@WERK!

by **Colemanus** on Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:22 pm

Darnell Coleman the one who keeps on playing though I lose alot.

by **betiko** on Sat Nov 18, 2017 3:12 am

Colemanus wrote:Darnell Coleman the one who keeps on playing though I lose alot.

Well.. try winning then! Why don t you try the academy of cooks to learn a few tricks?

by **mrswdk** on Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:06 am

Colemanus how do you pronounce your name? I've always wondered.

by **betiko** on Mon Nov 20, 2017 9:34 am

mrswdk wrote:Colemanus how do you pronounce your name? I've always wondered.

Obviously Coleman US: not cal'em anus silly

by **mrswdk** on Mon Nov 20, 2017 6:27 pm

I am 99% sure his name is ‘anus’ but I just need his confirmation.

by **Bernie Sanders** on Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:07 am

Why would anyone have anus in his name? I'm sure there's a shitty story behind his reasons.

by **betiko** on Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:26 am

Does mrswdk stand for "my reasonably sized wet dark krack?"

by **mrswdk** on Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:52 am

It stands for 五道口姐

by **waauw** on Thu Dec 21, 2017 8:34 am

mrswdk wrote:It stands for 五道口姐

I read chinese characters are actually drawn representations of words. Is this true? If so, are all chinese this bad at drawing?

by **mrswdk** on Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:42 am

You mean, like, the Chinese character for 'eye' is a picture of an eye and so on? Originally I think a lot of them were but most have evolved over time and now it doesn't really work like that.

Also, you don't 'draw' a Chinese character, you 'write' it. COMPRENDE?

by **waauw** on Thu Dec 21, 2017 12:59 pm

mrswdk wrote:You mean, like, the Chinese character for 'eye' is a picture of an eye and so on? Originally I think a lot of them were but most have evolved over time and now it doesn't really work like that.

Also, you don't 'draw' a Chinese character, you 'write' it. COMPRENDE?

Sounds complicated. You might have to write me an essay on it.

by **tzor** on Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:29 pm

waauw wrote:
mrswdk wrote:It stands for 五道口姐

I read chinese characters are actually drawn representations of words. Is this true? If so, are all chinese this bad at drawing?

That's like saying Picasso was bad at painting.

mrswdk wrote:Also, you don't 'draw' a Chinese character, you 'write' it. COMPRENDE?

I don't know if you are aware of it, but in the Eastern Orthodox tradition, ICONS are not drawn but written.

by **Army of GOD** on Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:57 am

My name is Army of GOD and I've never seen my face other than through a reflection, a photo of me or a video of me

by **mrswdk** on Mon Jan 08, 2018 4:47 am

Try spraying some acid in your eyes. You will be taken to the emergency room to have your eyeballs washed, which will involve popping them out of their socket. While they're out you could then turn one around and use it to look directly at your own face.