ban the person above you

[Bernie Sanders]

Banned for wanting cock

[Dukasaur]

banned for not washing your cock

[jonesthecurl]

Banned for some fowl purpose.

[Bernie Sanders]

Banned for introducing fowl into this.

[Thorthoth]

banned for not washing your cock

Banned for not making this post an explicit dig at CC's own penile latherer extraordinaire: DirtyDickSoap.

[jmyork82]

banned for not banning the person above you.

[Bernie Sanders]

Banned for picking on Thorthoth

[Bernie Sanders]

Banned for misleading everyone for thinking I give a rat @ss about Thorthoth.

[Thorthoth]

Banned for thinking that attacks against me are even about me. The real loss is to the site's freedom and integrity... and the real losers are all the players that try to play an d post honestly and happily without malevolent intent.

[2dimes]

Banned for multiple accounts!

[Thorthoth]

Banned for multiple accounts!

Banned for making false claims (a.k.a. libel).

[jmyork82]

Banned for misspelling liberal.

[Quirk]

Banned for banning a player who has really been banned.

[autoload]

Banned for no bananas in your post.

[jonesthecurl]

Banned for necrobanning

[2dimes]

Banned for making up words.

[jonesthecurl]

Banned for not owning a copy of Jonesey's Thesaurus.

[jonesthecurl]

Banned for double-posting.

[Dukasaur]

Banned for usurping the role of another.

[2dimes]

Banned for flaunting the laws of stupidity.

[jonesthecurl]

Banned for taking a long while to be banned

[2dimes]

Banned for no real reason besides we can. Basically an abuse of power.

[Votanic]

Yeah that. Banned for what you just said*.

*Some might argue that the phrase 'just said' does not apply to a post made more than two years prior, However, time is relative, and within the great spans of geologic/cosmic time in which I operate, such wording is indeed appropriate.