I like my women like I like my coffee

[mrswdk]

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[mookiemcgee]

Black and bitter

full of cream

ground up and in the freezer

[saxitoxin]

not more than a few hours old

[riskllama]

not more than a few hours old

...saxi wins this thread.

[mookiemcgee]

Damn it, I felt like I had a chance of winning this one but I agree with Llama. Maga party wins again

[riskllama]

did you know xeno, mook?

[mookiemcgee]

did you know xeno, mook?

no, must be before my time. (I know the word means strange/foreign in greek)

[Symmetry]

Defecated out of Filipino cats.

[mrswdk]

Cheap.

Arabic

[mrswdk]

Defecated out of Filipino cats.

You can have tea if you'd prefer.

[DoomYoshi]

tall, next to my bible. Also, I like 3 a day, but only one at a time.

[waauw]

Giving me sugar?

[Symmetry]

Defecated out of Filipino cats.

You can have tea if you'd prefer.

Yes, I'd prefer tea.

[Symmetry]

Sym music break:

[betiko]

did you know xeno, mook?

no, must be before my time. (I know the word means strange/foreign in greek)

he was a guy in his early 20s that was into girls 12-16. A true moron living in his mum's basement and crazy about his pick-up truck. He publically hoped I'd be in the concert hall during the paris shooting, because I'm French and French are pussies that don't carry weapons (I actually knowa few people killed or injured from that event and wasn't really ready to listen to his shit).
For some reason, saxi was fascinated by this sub-turd.

[riskllama]

*also why he won the thread...

[mrswdk]

The was a guy in his early 20s that was into girls 12-16. A true moron living in his mum's basement and crazy about his pick-up truck. He publically hoped I'd be in the concert hall during the paris shooting, because I'm French and French are pussies that don't carry weapons (I actually knowa few people killed or injured from that event and wasn't really ready to listen to his shit).
For some reason, saxi was fascinated by this sub-turd.

This doesn't sound like tasty coffee.

[Bernie Sanders]

The was a guy in his early 20s that was into girls 12-16. A true moron living in his mum's basement and crazy about his pick-up truck. He publically hoped I'd be in the concert hall during the paris shooting, because I'm French and French are pussies that don't carry weapons (I actually knowa few people killed or injured from that event and wasn't really ready to listen to his shit).
For some reason, saxi was fascinated by this sub-turd.

This doesn't sound like tasty coffee.

There's always some pathetic turd who wants to pee on the parade.

[saxitoxin]

did you know xeno, mook?

no, must be before my time. (I know the word means strange/foreign in greek)

he was a guy in his early 20s that was into girls 12-16. A true moron living in his mum's basement and crazy about his pick-up truck. He publically hoped I'd be in the concert hall during the paris shooting, because I'm French and French are pussies that don't carry weapons (I actually knowa few people killed or injured from that event and wasn't really ready to listen to his shit).
For some reason, saxi was fascinated by this sub-turd.

Interestingly, you left out the best part ... xeno is a Francophone Louisianan.

[iAmCaffeine]

Black and with a KitKat.

[betiko]

did you know xeno, mook?

no, must be before my time. (I know the word means strange/foreign in greek)

he was a guy in his early 20s that was into girls 12-16. A true moron living in his mum's basement and crazy about his pick-up truck. He publically hoped I'd be in the concert hall during the paris shooting, because I'm French and French are pussies that don't carry weapons (I actually knowa few people killed or injured from that event and wasn't really ready to listen to his shit).
For some reason, saxi was fascinated by this sub-turd.

Interestingly, you left out the best part ... xeno is a Francophone Louisianan.

Lol I didn’t even know. Listening to cajun speak « french » makes you wonder how could you ever think that people from Quebec have the most difficult french to understand. Oh well, not counting Creole languages... but louisiana french is more about inbread than a mix with other cultures

[iAmCaffeine]

did you know xeno, mook?

no, must be before my time. (I know the word means strange/foreign in greek)

he was a guy in his early 20s that was into girls 12-16. A true moron living in his mum's basement and crazy about his pick-up truck. He publically hoped I'd be in the concert hall during the paris shooting, because I'm French and French are pussies that don't carry weapons (I actually knowa few people killed or injured from that event and wasn't really ready to listen to his shit).
For some reason, saxi was fascinated by this sub-turd.

Interestingly, you left out the best part ... xeno is a Francophone Louisianan.

Lol I didn’t even know. Listening to cajun speak « french » makes you wonder how could you ever think that people from Quebec have the most difficult french to understand. Oh well, not counting Creole languages... but louisiana french is more about inbread than a mix with other cultures

I'm guessing they're sliced white?

[2dimes]

Clandestinely enjoyed in a back room at work, with some brandy in them.

[Bernie Sanders]

Hot, strong, black and sweet.

[tzor]

Hot, strong, black and sweet.

Lay off the sweetener and embrace the bitter flavor, Bernie.