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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Apr 25, 2019 8:00 pm

aha - a pun! :D
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Apr 25, 2019 8:40 pm

Looks like he deleted the pun.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:02 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Wed May 01, 2019 9:46 am

Now I wonder if DoomYoshi is too young to have called fries chips?

I see the pun, even though my intention was just to kid about chip butty, plus the possible language barriers between Jones and the Americans running that tournament. Even though I suspect he is one of those travelers that enjoys figuring out the little bits of local dialects.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed May 01, 2019 3:16 pm

Hitred made a pun about steak/stakes.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed May 01, 2019 4:46 pm

Surely a misteak.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Wed May 01, 2019 5:00 pm

Huh, sorry for narcissism?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Tue May 07, 2019 3:33 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue May 07, 2019 3:36 pm

Oh look. A thread that is long.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Tue May 07, 2019 3:42 pm

And occasionally NSFW.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jimboston on Fri May 10, 2019 8:01 am

Why is this thread obsessed with bananas?

Are banana pictures euphemism for something else?

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat May 11, 2019 1:14 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed May 15, 2019 3:18 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Tue May 21, 2019 4:40 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Tue May 28, 2019 7:48 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Jun 05, 2019 12:47 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Tue Jun 11, 2019 5:52 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Tue Jun 18, 2019 5:36 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Tue Jun 25, 2019 3:59 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:59 pm

My dad almost asked for chips with his sandwich yesterday at Tony Roma's.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sat Jun 29, 2019 10:34 pm

She looks like grandpa.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Skoffin on Sat Jun 29, 2019 10:37 pm

Tail, where have you been Sir?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jun 29, 2019 11:21 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:She looks like grandpa.

I was never that pretty.
She does have a mole on her lip the same place I do though.
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