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Army of GOD
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by Army of GOD » Tue May 22, 2018 1:46 pm
I wish I could roll my r's
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TA1LGUNN3R
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by TA1LGUNN3R » Tue May 22, 2018 4:21 pm
It takes a bit. Make a hard h puff while moving the tip of your tongue to the hard palate just behind your teeth.
Practice on the tongue twister:
Erre con erre cigarro,
erre con erre barril.
Rápido corren los carros,
cargados de azúcar del ferrocarril.
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by jonesthecurl » Tue May 22, 2018 6:05 pm
open the plastic bags for the fruit and beg in the supermarket. I must have wasted a total of several days standing there trying to separate the two sides, over the years.
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by Neoteny » Tue May 22, 2018 6:43 pm
The loud whistle where you pit your fingers in your mouth.
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by Quirk » Tue May 22, 2018 6:50 pm
jonesthecurl wrote: open the plastic bags for the fruit and beg in the supermarket. I must have wasted a total of several days standing there trying to separate the two sides, over the years.
You need some moisture on your fingers. There's always some wet produce. Moisture from a frozen or dairy item also works.
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nietzsche
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by nietzsche » Tue May 22, 2018 7:24 pm
your fingers are too cold, rub them against each other a little.
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by thegreekdog » Tue May 22, 2018 7:32 pm
jonesthecurl wrote: open the plastic bags for the fruit and beg in the supermarket. I must have wasted a total of several days standing there trying to separate the two sides, over the years.
I have a similar problem. I actually have my children do it for me.
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by 2dimes » Tue May 22, 2018 7:38 pm
Neoteny wrote: The loud whistle where you pit your fingers in your mouth.
My buddies in High School could do it without their fingers. I was going to say I'd like to be able to do that. Also I's like to be able to Ollie.
patches70
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by patches70 » Tue May 22, 2018 7:42 pm
I wish I could tie a cherry stem into a knot with only my tongue....
nietzsche
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by nietzsche » Tue Sep 17, 2019 7:09 am
i wish i could stop time.
i could do a lot of things while time was stopped, like sleeping and stealing from people's wallets.
el cartoncito mas triste del mundo
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by Dukasaur » Tue Sep 17, 2019 8:31 am
I've been learning the moonwalk.
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mrswdk
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by mrswdk » Tue Sep 17, 2019 8:35 am
nietzsche wrote: i wish i could stop time.
i could do a lot of things while time was stopped, like sleeping and stealing from people's wallets.
And raping, no doubt #JusticeForKathrynMayorga
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by HitRed » Tue Sep 17, 2019 10:54 am
I would revolutionize the sod industry.
KoolBak
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by KoolBak » Tue Sep 17, 2019 10:56 am
Play the guitar....ok, that's a big skill, but....
Of course, I'd need 5 replacement fingers....hmmmm
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by nietzsche » Sat Sep 21, 2019 7:02 am
el cartoncito mas triste del mundo
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by jimboston » Sat Sep 21, 2019 7:22 am
nietzsche wrote: i wish i could stop time.
i could do a lot of things while time was stopped, like sleeping and stealing from people's wallets.
This violates the rules of the OP as it’s not a ‘small skill’.
Please remove yourself from this Forum!
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by jimboston » Sat Sep 21, 2019 7:26 am
It’d be nice to be able to snap my fingers on my left hand.
I can do it with my right hand no problem but I’m unable to do it consistently with my left... maybe 1 out of 7 times I get a decent sound.
I suppose if I practiced it’d get better... but it’s uncomfortable on my left hand for some reason.
KoolBak
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by KoolBak » Sat Sep 21, 2019 8:21 am
Another skill I'd need to grow new fingers for
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
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by Maxleod » Sun Sep 22, 2019 9:59 am
Throwing knives. So cool.
spurgistan
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by spurgistan » Sun Sep 22, 2019 1:52 pm
Maxleod wrote: Throwing knives. So cool.
Yeah, but pretty wildly impractical. There's a reason most guns don't use ammunition that weighs a pound or two each and only really hurts if you hit them with one end.
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by spurgistan » Sun Sep 22, 2019 1:53 pm
Quirk wrote: jonesthecurl wrote: open the plastic bags for the fruit and beg in the supermarket. I must have wasted a total of several days standing there trying to separate the two sides, over the years.
You need some moisture on your fingers. There's always some wet produce. Moisture from a frozen or dairy item also works.
This is the first time I've ever gotten something useful from this website.
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tzor
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by tzor » Sun Sep 22, 2019 4:05 pm
Play four lines of music at the same time. (I can only handle two and four is necessary for any classical organ piece.)