The ratings include four important metrics:
1) Length
2) Girth
3) Ball Sag
4) Circumcision
The reason is that we must make sure these E-Peen's are accurately represented in these 4 categories, is in case any suitors prefer a certain type/style of E-Peen. Please remember that we do not guarantee actual Peen size, but simply accurate measurements of E-Peen. See forums for self-discovery.
C
MTIceman41 - 3.6", 4.5", immense, yes
rockfist - 3.4", 4.0", slightly more than you'd expect, no
xroads - 4.8", 3.2", no sag, yes
B
NSS - 6.5", 4.0", acceptable, no
i-andrei - 6.1", 4.3", slight sag, yes
A
icepack - 5.8", 4.6", perfect, yes
S
IamCaff - 4.8", 6.0", tight, no
Don - 7.5", 5.0", slight sag, no
S+
EW - 7.8", 4.2", perfect, yes
D+
Josko - 16", 7.0", the best sag you could ask for, no (its impossible with a dick this big)
Naruto - 18", 7.5", He doesn't even have balls he's built different, yes (its possible because he doesn't have any balls)
00:33:53 ‹riskllama› will her and i ever hook up, LLT???
00:34:09 ‹LiveLoveTeach› You and Shannon?
00:34:20 ‹LiveLoveTeach› Bahahahahahaha
00:34:22 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I doubt it
00:34:30 ‹LiveLoveTeach› I don't think she's into farm animals
I think he is trying to say he'd only battle you irl, if your name was Mily. As we can see from the provided data, textual clues would inform us that the username emilywink is really
E
Mily
Wink ( )
In this moment, josko has declared his love for real life Mily. If only that was your name he would come to you and rescue you from your ivory tower so he could punmmel you in a game of real life, table top, risk.
Now, being a josko translator is tough stuff, please see my profile for my venmo/cashapp details.
Unlike the people in this post, I cannot attract women with my e-peen, it is simply unenviable. Only with my dolla dolla bills, y'all, will I manage to pull e-girls.