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The Earth is Fap

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Of course it isn't, but i truly believed no one actually bought into this nonsense until last night.

You couldn't tell him he's wrong either. No amount of evidence convinces the guy. "Nope, you are biased and nit picking, i win, bye bye!"

I thought maybe it was the booze talking, but no... he truly believes it.

Anyone else get some random or regular nut jobs you meet or have to deal with?
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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What about mountains?
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:Of course it isn't, but i truly believed no one actually bought into this nonsense until last night.

You couldn't tell him he's wrong either. No amount of evidence convinces the guy. "Nope, you are biased and nit picking, i win, bye bye!"

I thought maybe it was the booze talking, but no... he truly believes it.

Anyone else get some random or regular nut jobs you meet or have to deal with?

Sorta like MAGA Cult Followers....deny any response with it being biased or fake news.
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:I thought maybe it was the booze talking, but no... he truly believes it.
So DDS, ...among your local pack of mid-cirrhotic booze-hounds, are you the one that stands on his barstool and loudly shouts-down all the other dipsomaniacs.
"Yourrs al jus' a bunnch of illogicul, (hic) unschientefffic maroons, thash what yars is!!", DDS slurred emphatically, and at full-volume.


... and then of course, there is also the secret knowledge, ...of how flat surfaces can be bent...!

Take a look @1:13 or so.
That's how those sly, hussies hoodwink the world with their globular mischief-makers!
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I saw recently that 3-5% of people believe:

1) the world is flat, and

2) we (the USA) never landed men on the moon.

Crazy, but there are always a few crazies out there.

And polls show that a much larger percentage support Trump, and that is partly because Biden is too old, too feeble, and too incompetent. Every key event shows the preponderance of such evidence of Biden's mental decline. And he did not start very high to begin with, so Biden has REALLY FALLEN to a low point.
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:lol: Really, it's just funny at this point.

Goes to show you it really doesn't matter who the president is.....
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

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These people are fun to laugh at initially, until you realize not only are they serious but they help run the country.
I'm not sure what the finial version should look like, but the U.S. political system is and has been in dire need of an extensive overhaul for a long while now.
More stringent requirements to hold public office would be a welcome start.

Fewer people that are dumb as rocks please

He is still in office btw
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Lonous wrote:These people are fun to laugh at initially, until you realize not only are they serious but they help run the country.
I'm not sure what the finial version should look like, but the U.S. political system is and has been in dire need of an extensive overhaul for a long while now.
More stringent requirements to hold public office would be a welcome start.

Fewer people that are dumb as rocks please

He is still in office btw
You do mean...No Felons? No Rapists? We certainly need to rid this country of those who oppose democracy, want to install a dictorship, and tear apart the Constitution.

I'm in full agreement with Lonous!
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THE EARTH IS A CUBE, IT'S FLAT BUT ON 6 SIDES

the sun is flat tho, pure 2d object
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mookiemcgee wrote:THE EARTH IS A CUBE, IT'S FLAT BUT ON 6 SIDES

the sun is flat tho, pure 2d object
Dodecearth.
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Votanic wrote:Dodecearth.
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That would explain much

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Welp, a new record has been broken. I didn't want to make it political, but like flies to a fresh monkey poop, 3 posts in and here we are again.
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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Let's stay on subject!

All I can say, at least where I'm standing...the ground is flat. I can see two mountain ranges, the Santa Catalina and Ricons. Both mountain ranges rises from flat grounds.

Flat Earth from what I see.

...and NO jusplay4MAGA you can't reply to my earth shattering views.
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You know what? We live on a saucer plate. We're a full course meal! Imma out crazy all of you weird fucks!
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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Son bought me a nice cue for f day. Can totes kick your ass all day now punk.

On a flat table.
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

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KoolBak wrote:Son bought me a nice cue for f day. Can totes kick your ass all day now punk.

On a flat table.
I'm the world's greatest flat earther pool player. Ask my pastor
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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:lol: :lol:

At the church of the bent elbow?? Been a member looooong before you ;o)
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No, no, of the rosy palm!
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:No, no, of the rosy palm!
Editor's Note: DDS, please retitle this thread, The Earth is Fap.
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Votanic wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:No, no, of the rosy palm!
Editor's Note: DDS, please retitle this thread, The Earth is Fap.

=D> =D> =D> =D>
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Done!
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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Does it have a foreskin, or not?
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jonesthecurl wrote:Does it have a foreskin, or not?
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It seems to me that you boys need a girlfriend or boyfriend or so some type of sex doll.
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