Your Fantasy Band

[Dukasaur]

mine:

Lead Guitar -- Ritchie Blackmore
Rhythm Guitar -- Pete Townshend
Keyboards -- Ray Manzarek
Vocals -- Freddie Mercury
Drums -- Neil Peart
Bass -- John McVie

[Pack Rat]

Mine

Dukasaur - Cowbell

Mookie - Vibra-Slap Percussion Instrument

Saxi and Ralf - Kazoo

Dirty - Harmonica

ConfederateSS - Winchester pump shotgun (empty of course)

2dimes - back up for ConfederateSS, just incase shotgun is not empty

Jusplay4MAGA and Hitred - back up singers

Pmac666 - Song writer (somebody got to have that job)

KoolBak - Lead singer

[pmac666]

Im probably a better singer than song writer and im a horrible singer.
But i do it with passion.

[KoolBak]

Ditto

[mookiemcgee]

wen CC karaoke night?

[Votanic]

wen CC karaoke night?

Did you mean 'when'?

wen (noun): an abnormal growth or a cyst protruding from a surface especially of the skin.

No, you probably meant 'wen'.

p6 = wen

[Dukasaur]

wen CC karaoke night?

Did you mean 'when'?

wen (noun): an abnormal growth or a cyst protruding from a surface especially of the skin.

No, you probably meant 'wen'.

p6 = wen

More likely this:
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Ming-Na_Wen

[mookiemcgee]

The reference is of crypto origins, degens always asking when will this coin moon...wen moon?

[Dukasaur]

I assume degens is short for degenerates?

[mookiemcgee]

I assume degens is short for degenerates?

correct

[Votanic]

I assume degens is short for degenerates?

correct

So... kinda like jawas?

[jonesthecurl]

Anyhow, I want Annie Lennox and Kevin Ayers on vocals.

[Votanic]

You all need to get a Reality Band.

[Pack Rat]

You all need to get a Reality Band.

I apologize that I didn't have you down in my fantasy band. You can be the chef. Now go and make us some sandwiches!

[Votanic]

You all need to get a Reality Band.

I apologize that I didn't have you down in my fantasy band. You can be the chef. Now go and make us some sandwiches!

And that definitely only exists in your fantasies, pee-rat.

[KoolBak]

Ok

Stevie Ray Vaughn
Jimmy Hendrix
Jim Morrison

Ooohhh....and Tracy Chapman.....

[Votanic]

Ok

Stevie Ray Vaughn
Jimmy Hendrix
Jim Morrison

Ooohhh....and Tracy Chapman.....

So two guitarists, and two depressive vocalists.
I guess for the rhythm section just use a drum machine.

[KoolBak]

Feel better?

People (NPCs) like you are why I barely even try any more...

SMH

[Votanic]

Feel better?

People (NPCs) like you are why I barely even try any more...

SMH

Tracy started out, sob-crooning about the joys of co-dependent drunk driving, ...then Jim joined in, screaming about how he wanted to bang his mom during a disassociative psychotic episode.

Jimi and Stevie both wanted to do the lead solo, ...so they decided to do two separate solos at the same time.
It sounded like a 1000 illegal drag races pealing out and then violently skidding before going over a cliff. ....Awesome dudes.

Nobody remembered the drum machine, so I just stuck an old cassette of New Order's Blue Monday in a boombox and cranked it up.

It sounded, ...(deep pause) ...F-ing Great!!!!

And then it happened!
A sweet young thing in the front row, with a face like an over-eulogized rottweiler, started violently shaking its head, then it started violently shaking my head (SMH!). Then it started violently shaking everybody's head!!! Foamy spittle was flying off pendulous jowls. People were slipping in it and laughing hysterically. It was the new dance craze of the Millennium! Everybody do the SMH!

And that was that night that Rock & Drool was born.

[jonesthecurl]

'over-eulogised'???

[Votanic]

'over-eulogised'???

So?, we spell it with a zee on this side of the pond,
...and that's zee, not zed.

[jonesthecurl]

But wtf does it mean??

[Votanic]

But wtf does it mean??

As used in a sentence:
When Granny died, some people said some nice things about her in an informal and personal manner. Therefore, I see no reason to pay a preacher to show up at her funeral, just to spew out a talk-by-numbers eulogy. Likewise, for those online commercial obituary sites.
That kind of over-eulogization is just a waste of both time and money, not to mention an insult to the intelligence of already busy, weary and agrieved funeral attendees.

[jonesthecurl]

What does 'a face like an over-eulogiZed rottweiler' mean then? What does a rottweiler look like when it gets too much praise and how can someone's face look like that?

[Votanic]

What does 'a face like an over-eulogiZed rottweiler' mean then? What does a rottweiler look like when it gets too much praise and how can someone's face look like that?

I am not willing to further desecrate the sublime ineffability of fine poetry by subjecting it to one who insists on the obtuse coarseness of over-literal objective analysis.