Trump to Takeover D.C. Before Greenland!

[saxitoxin]

Donald Trump has threatened to seize Washington, D.C.!!!

“Washington, D.C., must be safe, clean, and beautiful for all Americans and, importantly, for the world to see,” Trump added. “If D.C. doesn’t get its act together, and quickly, we will have no choice but to take Federal control of the city, and run this City how it should be run!"

https://thehill.com/homenews/administra ... l-control/

[HitRed]

Dems to defend youth gangs.

[mookiemcgee]

Reps to defend pedophiles.

[saxitoxin]

Update - the threat to seize control of D.C. came after Big Balls was attacked by muggers.

https://thehill.com/homenews/5437989-do ... tacked-dc/

[HitRed]

Authorities announced the arrest of two teens in connection with the brutal beating of a former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) employee that allegedly took place during an attempted carjacking in the nation’s capital over the weekend.

Police said the investigation remains ongoing, with multiple suspects still outstanding.

[saxitoxin]

Update: President Trump said he's preparing to deploy the Army to beautify D.C.

[Dukasaur]

There's nothing that demoralizes an army faster than being forced to occupy its own civilian population.

[HitRed]

Protecting civilians is the greatest mission.

[saxitoxin]

The press expressed concern today as President Trump showed up on the roof of the White House. People started screaming "Mr. President, what are you doing up there?" and "Why are you on the roof!?" He tried yelling back but no one could hear him so he made some hand gestures which prompted more confusion. At one point someone thought he said he was trying to place a missile on the roof.

It turns out he was just doing a maintenance check and there was no cause for alarm.

[kennyp72]

Protecting civilians is the greatest mission.

Even Palestinian ones...

[jusplay4fun]

Protecting civilians is the greatest mission.

Even Palestinian ones...

This is difficult when the Hamas leaders put civilians in places to protects its weapons, including its rockets and its means to attack Israel.

Israel (and most nations) use weapons to protects its civilians; Hamas uses its civilians to protects its weapons.

That is one of the fundamental problems with the situation in Gaza.

[2dimes]

Putting the “mental” into fundamental innit.

[ConfederateSS]

The press expressed concern today as President Trump showed up on the roof of the White House. People started screaming "Mr. President, what are you doing up there?" and "Why are you on the roof!?" He tried yelling back but no one could hear him so he made some hand gestures which prompted more confusion. At one point someone thought he said he was trying to place a missile on the roof.

It turns out he was just doing a maintenance check and there was no cause for alarm.

-------It seems I seen that somewhere before ... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

[Dukasaur]

Protecting civilians is the greatest mission.

"I'm here from the government and I'm going to protect you."

[saxitoxin]

BREAKING! President Trump has taken control of the capital!

The White House has declared a public safety emergency in the city

Trump is responding by taking federal control of the DC Metropolitan police and deploying National Guard troops to the streets

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c6200xjp8g0t

I SUPPORT. D.C. is a dump.