I love it when they investigate a murder scene on TV, and the detective says
'Hey, there's two coffee cups. They must have known their murderer.'
If I was murdered and they based their theory on the stuff I hadn't cleared up yet, it'd be....
'Looks like he had a book discussion group over for coffee.'
'Yeah, and then before he could clear up, the wine club arrived.'
'Yeah, then they all stayed for breakfast and had cereal...'
