As there are some young Earth and religious believers, I was wondering whether there was a unanimous verdict on astrology.
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ANY CHILDISH "URANUS" JOKES - it's pronounced YOU-ran-us, or if you want to be linguistically more pedantic, ooh-RAH-nuss.
I had a colleague who was convinced that Mercury, being the planet of IT (somehow) and in retrograde motion, caused her laptop to go wrong - until we had the following conversation:
Me: Does it always go wrong when Mercury is in retrograde?
Her: No.
Me: When it goes wrong, is Mercury always in retrograde?
Her: (sheepishly, realising my point) No...
So - can anyone put the case for why planets and burning balls of gas light-years away would have any effect on what happens to individuals? Or do we all agree it's utter tosh?
Right up there with…
- Moon Landing Deniers
- Flat Earthers
- Sovereign Citizens
- Organized Religion
- Trump Being some sort of Miraculously Ordained Savior or Genius playing 6-Dimensional Chess
Your popularity shines today as Venus settles into your sign, boosting your charm and social life. However, restless energy or shifting power dynamics at work might tempt you to over-accommodate others at your own expense. Protect your boundaries and speak up clearly instead of smoothing things over.
I'm already the most popular person to grace this planet, because I am a very charming and social person, at least that's what my mom tells me. The rest is basically stay out of my bubble. This is my personal space. You may blow kisses in my direction, but you must be AT LEAST 2ft away from me at all times. Any closer and I will consider my life in danger.
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
