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Postby clapper011 on Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:57 pm

Alright since so many of you seem to ask me your questions concerning love/relationship.....not that I think I'm at all good about it..but here you all go now you can ask away and get advice from me and whoever else wants to answer :D enjoy ..oh..and keep it somewhat clean please or I won't answer :P
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Postby static_ice on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:03 am

I don't know who to choose, you see there's Saddam, I used to be with him, and I'm attracted to him and all, but I'm afraid he'll hurt me again. Then there's Chris, I feel so safe with him but I'm not attracted to him at all? what should I do?
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Postby Skittles! on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:04 am

static_ice wrote:I don't know who to choose, you see there's Saddam, I used to be with him, and I'm attracted to him and all, but I'm afraid he'll hurt me again. Then there's Chris, I feel so safe with him but I'm not attracted to him at all? what should I do?

What about me :cry:
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Postby UCAbears on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:06 am

static_ice wrote:I don't know who to choose, you see there's Saddam, I used to be with him, and I'm attracted to him and all, but I'm afraid he'll hurt me again. Then there's Chris, I feel so safe with him but I'm not attracted to him at all? what should I do?


It was suppose to be satan and saddam. thats whats on southpark atleast.
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Postby static_ice on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:07 am

UCAbears wrote:
static_ice wrote:I don't know who to choose, you see there's Saddam, I used to be with him, and I'm attracted to him and all, but I'm afraid he'll hurt me again. Then there's Chris, I feel so safe with him but I'm not attracted to him at all? what should I do?


It was suppose to be satan and saddam. thats whats on southpark atleast.

yes I was speaking from the viewpoint of satan, that one episode where he can't choose between saddam and his new boyfriend, Chris :lol:
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Postby clapper011 on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:09 am

static_ice wrote:
UCAbears wrote:
static_ice wrote:I don't know who to choose, you see there's Saddam, I used to be with him, and I'm attracted to him and all, but I'm afraid he'll hurt me again. Then there's Chris, I feel so safe with him but I'm not attracted to him at all? what should I do?


It was suppose to be satan and saddam. thats whats on southpark atleast.

yes I was speaking from the viewpoint of satan, that one episode where he can't choose between saddam and his new boyfriend, Chris :lol:

well sorry but I can't help you there....I don't watch south park so I have no idea what in the heck you are talking about :P
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Postby static_ice on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:11 am

clapper011 wrote:
static_ice wrote:
UCAbears wrote:
static_ice wrote:I don't know who to choose, you see there's Saddam, I used to be with him, and I'm attracted to him and all, but I'm afraid he'll hurt me again. Then there's Chris, I feel so safe with him but I'm not attracted to him at all? what should I do?


It was suppose to be satan and saddam. thats whats on southpark atleast.

yes I was speaking from the viewpoint of satan, that one episode where he can't choose between saddam and his new boyfriend, Chris :lol:

well sorry but I can't help you there....I don't watch south park so I have no idea what in the heck you are talking about :P


just pretend the first post is serious :wink:
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Postby clapper011 on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:12 am

static_ice wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
static_ice wrote:
UCAbears wrote:
static_ice wrote:I don't know who to choose, you see there's Saddam, I used to be with him, and I'm attracted to him and all, but I'm afraid he'll hurt me again. Then there's Chris, I feel so safe with him but I'm not attracted to him at all? what should I do?


It was suppose to be satan and saddam. thats whats on southpark atleast.

yes I was speaking from the viewpoint of satan, that one episode where he can't choose between saddam and his new boyfriend, Chris :lol:

well sorry but I can't help you there....I don't watch south park so I have no idea what in the heck you are talking about :P


just pretend the first post is serious :wink:
unless you want to burn in hell..I sugest going with chris then..there better?
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Postby static_ice on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:16 am

clapper011 wrote:
static_ice wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
static_ice wrote:
UCAbears wrote:
static_ice wrote:I don't know who to choose, you see there's Saddam, I used to be with him, and I'm attracted to him and all, but I'm afraid he'll hurt me again. Then there's Chris, I feel so safe with him but I'm not attracted to him at all? what should I do?


It was suppose to be satan and saddam. thats whats on southpark atleast.

yes I was speaking from the viewpoint of satan, that one episode where he can't choose between saddam and his new boyfriend, Chris :lol:

well sorry but I can't help you there....I don't watch south park so I have no idea what in the heck you are talking about :P


just pretend the first post is serious :wink:
unless you want to burn in hell..I sugest going with chris then..there better?


good answer I guess but God's advice is to dump them both and stay single for a while to get to know yourself :lol:
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Postby Syzygy on Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:47 am

Dear Clapper

Recently I met a wonderful girl and I felt as if I were falling deeply in love. That is, until, things started getting wierd in the bedroom. She's a dentist and it turns out she has an obsession with teeth, or rather, more specifically fangs. Anyway, she bit into my neck in a moment of excitable passion and nearly pierced my jugular! She is a wonderful women, except for her fetish. I really want to stay with her, but I fear that I'm riskng exsanguination here! What should I do?

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Postby GolemGhoul on Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:48 am

Dear Clapper,

I recently got some 'no preggers for you' pills. Would it be a bad idea for someone to ride me bareback? Thanks.

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Postby kwanton on Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:49 am

Dear Clapper:

How long do you think it's gonna take for the internet pervs to find this thread?

Wait. I'm already here :D
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Postby hulmey on Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:51 am

honey im home :twisted:
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Postby hulmey on Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:52 am

i got a furry bunny rabbit and im sure it loves me coz its always looking at me and smiling.

what do you think i should do Aunty Clapper?
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Postby clapper011 on Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:59 am

Syzygy wrote:Dear Clapper

Recently I met a wonderful girl and I felt as if I were falling deeply in love. That is, until, things started getting wierd in the bedroom. She's a dentist and it turns out she has an obsession with teeth, or rather, more specifically fangs. Anyway, she bit into my neck in a moment of excitable passion and nearly pierced my jugular! She is a wonderful women, except for her fetish. I really want to stay with her, but I fear that I'm riskng exsanguination here! What should I do?

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lol
did you try biting her back? ;)
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Postby clapper011 on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:00 pm

GolemGhoul wrote:Dear Clapper,

I recently got some 'no preggers for you' pills. Would it be a bad idea for someone to ride me bareback? Thanks.

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wait how old are you?
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Postby clapper011 on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:01 pm

kwanton wrote:Dear Clapper:

How long do you think it's gonna take for the internet pervs to find this thread?

Wait. I'm already here :D
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Postby clapper011 on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:01 pm

hulmey wrote:i got a furry bunny rabbit and im sure it loves me coz its always looking at me and smiling.

what do you think i should do Aunty Clapper?
pet that furry bunny rabbit ;)
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Postby Norse on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:06 pm

Right..

I'm a tall, handsome chap, and I want to know a fail safe way of pulling girls whenevr I want to. I've used rohypnol and extreme levels of alcohol, which worked fine, but the policeman said I couldn't do it anymore.

what other ways are there?
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Postby clapper011 on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:09 pm

Norse wrote:Right..

I'm a tall, handsome chap, and I want to know a fail safe way of pulling girls whenevr I want to. I've used rohypnol and extreme levels of alcohol, which worked fine, but the policeman said I couldn't do it anymore.

what other ways are there?
try using that good ol charm of yours norse ;)
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Postby OnlyAmbrose on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:18 pm

Dear clapper,

I pity your clientèle. Clearly they have no female friends in real life to ask for advice, so they ask a girl on the internet. But I applaud your efforts- they need all the help they can get. ;)

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Postby GolemGhoul on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:22 pm

clapper011 wrote:
GolemGhoul wrote:Dear Clapper,

I recently got some 'no preggers for you' pills. Would it be a bad idea for someone to ride me bareback? Thanks.

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wait how old are you?


I'm only 12, genius.
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Postby GolemGhoul on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:23 pm

clapper011 wrote:
Norse wrote:Right..

I'm a tall, handsome chap, and I want to know a fail safe way of pulling girls whenevr I want to. I've used rohypnol and extreme levels of alcohol, which worked fine, but the policeman said I couldn't do it anymore.

what other ways are there?
try using that good ol charm of yours norse ;)


oh god its so tempting to just say it but the fear or someone getting offended is hovering over me and ya know this isn't flames so . . . RAEP TIEM!!!
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Postby Norse on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:26 pm

GolemGhoul wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
Norse wrote:Right..

I'm a tall, handsome chap, and I want to know a fail safe way of pulling girls whenevr I want to. I've used rohypnol and extreme levels of alcohol, which worked fine, but the policeman said I couldn't do it anymore.

what other ways are there?
try using that good ol charm of yours norse ;)


oh god its so tempting to just say it but the fear or someone getting offended is hovering over me and ya know this isn't flames so . . . RAEP TIEM!!!


woohoo! it's like christmas and easter rolled into one delightful bundle.
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Postby Nephilim on Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:29 pm

my my, clapper, i can't believe you started this thread for any other reason besides getting some sick perverted shit going on here.

you are much nastier than i thought :lol: :lol: :lol:
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