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static_ice wrote:I don't know who to choose, you see there's Saddam, I used to be with him, and I'm attracted to him and all, but I'm afraid he'll hurt me again. Then there's Chris, I feel so safe with him but I'm not attracted to him at all? what should I do?
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static_ice wrote:I don't know who to choose, you see there's Saddam, I used to be with him, and I'm attracted to him and all, but I'm afraid he'll hurt me again. Then there's Chris, I feel so safe with him but I'm not attracted to him at all? what should I do?
UCAbears wrote:static_ice wrote:I don't know who to choose, you see there's Saddam, I used to be with him, and I'm attracted to him and all, but I'm afraid he'll hurt me again. Then there's Chris, I feel so safe with him but I'm not attracted to him at all? what should I do?
It was suppose to be satan and saddam. thats whats on southpark atleast.
static_ice wrote:UCAbears wrote:static_ice wrote:I don't know who to choose, you see there's Saddam, I used to be with him, and I'm attracted to him and all, but I'm afraid he'll hurt me again. Then there's Chris, I feel so safe with him but I'm not attracted to him at all? what should I do?
It was suppose to be satan and saddam. thats whats on southpark atleast.
yes I was speaking from the viewpoint of satan, that one episode where he can't choose between saddam and his new boyfriend, Chris
clapper011 wrote:static_ice wrote:UCAbears wrote:static_ice wrote:I don't know who to choose, you see there's Saddam, I used to be with him, and I'm attracted to him and all, but I'm afraid he'll hurt me again. Then there's Chris, I feel so safe with him but I'm not attracted to him at all? what should I do?
It was suppose to be satan and saddam. thats whats on southpark atleast.
yes I was speaking from the viewpoint of satan, that one episode where he can't choose between saddam and his new boyfriend, Chris
well sorry but I can't help you there....I don't watch south park so I have no idea what in the heck you are talking about
unless you want to burn in hell..I sugest going with chris then..there better?static_ice wrote:clapper011 wrote:static_ice wrote:UCAbears wrote:static_ice wrote:I don't know who to choose, you see there's Saddam, I used to be with him, and I'm attracted to him and all, but I'm afraid he'll hurt me again. Then there's Chris, I feel so safe with him but I'm not attracted to him at all? what should I do?
It was suppose to be satan and saddam. thats whats on southpark atleast.
yes I was speaking from the viewpoint of satan, that one episode where he can't choose between saddam and his new boyfriend, Chris
well sorry but I can't help you there....I don't watch south park so I have no idea what in the heck you are talking about
just pretend the first post is serious
clapper011 wrote:unless you want to burn in hell..I sugest going with chris then..there better?static_ice wrote:clapper011 wrote:static_ice wrote:UCAbears wrote:static_ice wrote:I don't know who to choose, you see there's Saddam, I used to be with him, and I'm attracted to him and all, but I'm afraid he'll hurt me again. Then there's Chris, I feel so safe with him but I'm not attracted to him at all? what should I do?
It was suppose to be satan and saddam. thats whats on southpark atleast.
yes I was speaking from the viewpoint of satan, that one episode where he can't choose between saddam and his new boyfriend, Chris
well sorry but I can't help you there....I don't watch south park so I have no idea what in the heck you are talking about
just pretend the first post is serious
Syzygy wrote:Dear Clapper
Recently I met a wonderful girl and I felt as if I were falling deeply in love. That is, until, things started getting wierd in the bedroom. She's a dentist and it turns out she has an obsession with teeth, or rather, more specifically fangs. Anyway, she bit into my neck in a moment of excitable passion and nearly pierced my jugular! She is a wonderful women, except for her fetish. I really want to stay with her, but I fear that I'm riskng exsanguination here! What should I do?
Signed
Haemophilia Patient
wait how old are you?GolemGhoul wrote:Dear Clapper,
I recently got some 'no preggers for you' pills. Would it be a bad idea for someone to ride me bareback? Thanks.
-GG-
kwanton wrote:Dear Clapper:
How long do you think it's gonna take for the internet pervs to find this thread?
Wait. I'm already here
pet that furry bunny rabbithulmey wrote:i got a furry bunny rabbit and im sure it loves me coz its always looking at me and smiling.
what do you think i should do Aunty Clapper?
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
try using that good ol charm of yours norseNorse wrote:Right..
I'm a tall, handsome chap, and I want to know a fail safe way of pulling girls whenevr I want to. I've used rohypnol and extreme levels of alcohol, which worked fine, but the policeman said I couldn't do it anymore.
what other ways are there?
clapper011 wrote:wait how old are you?GolemGhoul wrote:Dear Clapper,
I recently got some 'no preggers for you' pills. Would it be a bad idea for someone to ride me bareback? Thanks.
-GG-
clapper011 wrote:try using that good ol charm of yours norseNorse wrote:Right..
I'm a tall, handsome chap, and I want to know a fail safe way of pulling girls whenevr I want to. I've used rohypnol and extreme levels of alcohol, which worked fine, but the policeman said I couldn't do it anymore.
what other ways are there?
GolemGhoul wrote:clapper011 wrote:try using that good ol charm of yours norseNorse wrote:Right..
I'm a tall, handsome chap, and I want to know a fail safe way of pulling girls whenevr I want to. I've used rohypnol and extreme levels of alcohol, which worked fine, but the policeman said I couldn't do it anymore.
what other ways are there?
oh god its so tempting to just say it but the fear or someone getting offended is hovering over me and ya know this isn't flames so . . . RAEP TIEM!!!
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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