\\OFF-TOPIC// conversations about everything that has nothing to do with Conquer Club.
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^ AKA A good way to get back at an ex for cheating.

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another reason we men are thankful not to be living in south africa
although compared to the other African countries SA is not bad.
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I will never sadden a woman anymore, never..
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I will never make any woman sad or angry ever again! Never ever!

"Eh, whatever."
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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by kwanton »
Luckily I have a cast-iron penis.
Click the Esoog!

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you can always use the back door

just because the front door's not open doesn't mean you can't get in.
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Unfortunately, we've already thought of many ways around this for guys to "check" for it's placement first.

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by AndrewLC »
Oh god my penis hurts just thinking about it.
Sexy party
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by Coleman »
Well, that ruined my evening.
Warning: You may be reading a really old topic.
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by muy_thaiguy »
kwanton wrote:Luckily I have a cast-iron penis.
So, steering off topic, because just looking at that thing brings pain, Kwan, you're only on at night now?
"Eh, whatever."
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Again I stress the importance of foreplay as a main contributor to
healthy sex.
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by Coleman »
To answer the topic question, never again after seeing that.
My women are going to need different fantasies, I can't even pretend it after that.
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Luckily my penis is too narrow for that device to be effective.
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autoload wrote:Luckily my penis is too narrow for that device to be effective.
luckily my asshole is tight enough for you to still be effective.
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by Norse »
It only covers the eventuality of vaginal rape though, so I will still be ok.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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i'm sure it could be shoved up an ass.
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wicked wrote:Unfortunately, we've already thought of many ways around this for guys to "check" for it's placement first.

yes going down is a good way to check, but having said that if she is willing to give, i think she should take it out first.


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wicked wrote:^ AKA A good way to get back at an ex for cheating.

^
if you went down on him more often he would not have to cheat.


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Hitman079 wrote:another reason we men are thankful not to be living in south africa
although compared to the other African countries SA is not bad.
Speak for yourself.
I love its other name - Vaginal Bear Trap.
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reverend_kyle wrote:Again I stress the importance of foreplay as a main contributor to
healthy sex.
Yes and even better within a loving, trusting, and exclusive marriage relationship. Still the only real "safe sex."

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daddy1gringo wrote:reverend_kyle wrote:Again I stress the importance of foreplay as a main contributor to
healthy sex.
Yes and even better within a loving, trusting, and exclusive marriage relationship. Still the only real "safe sex."

your wife might still pop it in as a joke.
don't think you christians are safe.
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Coleman wrote:Well, that ruined my evening.
Ruined my favourite pastime, as well.
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by heavycola »
dude wrote:Thinking about rape?
Well i am now. Cheers.