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Is masturbation wrong?

 
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Postby Riao on Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:50 am

Pico wrote:What I can't see? is it hot in here?


What if you masturbate to jesus? does it count if it's a holy perversion? does it stick you in a catch-22?

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I love that pic! Jesus deserves a good bong-hit! :D
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Postby Stopper on Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:14 am

Has anyone yet mentioned the possibility that believing masturbation is wrong, so very wrong, might make for a better wank?
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Postby Pico on Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:45 am

Stopper wrote:Has anyone yet mentioned the possibility that believing masturbation is wrong, so very wrong, might make for a better wank?


That's why I cry when I masturba.......er....i mean I have this friend, that cries when he masturbates. Very disturbing. :?
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:09 am

Stopper wrote:Has anyone yet mentioned the possibility that believing masturbation is wrong, so very wrong, might make for a better wank?

No, but I have this friend who paints his fingernails and sometimes pretends that there's somebody else in the room while he masturbates.

Which I think is just plain weird... but maybe I'm just being a prude
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Postby Skittles! on Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:11 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Stopper wrote:Has anyone yet mentioned the possibility that believing masturbation is wrong, so very wrong, might make for a better wank?

No, but I have this friend who paints his fingernails and sometimes pretends that there's somebody else in the room while he masturbates.

Which I think is just plain weird... but maybe I'm just being a prude

Are you sure that's not you, but that's really weird nevertheless.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:34 am

He says the painted fingernails make it easier to imagine that it's a girl doing it. He's a very lonely man.
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Postby Skittles! on Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:52 am

Sounds like it. That's so sad.
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Postby Pico on Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:36 am

Does he also do "The stranger"?

Where you sit on your arm, til its asleep, then jerk off so it feel like someone else.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:46 am

Heh, good tip...
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Postby Aegnor on Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:48 am

The stranger is best performed when an actual stranger performs it.
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Postby MeDeFe on Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:39 pm

Pico wrote:Does he also do "The stranger"?

Where you sit on your arm, til its asleep, then jerk off so it feel like someone else.

I hadn't heard of that one yet.
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Postby heavycola on Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:45 pm

Stopper wrote:Has anyone yet mentioned the possibility that believing masturbation is wrong, so very wrong, might make for a better wank?


:lol: :lol:



MeDeFe you have obviously never served on a submarine.

then again neither have i
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Postby MeDeFe on Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:50 pm

That's true, I was in the artillery.
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Postby Capt Killroy on Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:05 am

i never heard of anybody getting H.I.V from jerking off and with all the shit out their its the only thing that is 100% safe so do and do as often as you like
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Re: yo

Postby heavycola on Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:59 am

Capt Killroy wrote:i never heard of anybody getting H.I.V from jerking off


Then you aren't listening to enough christian radio
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Postby Syzygy on Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:38 am

MeDeFe wrote:
Pico wrote:Does he also do "The stranger"?

Where you sit on your arm, til its asleep, then jerk off so it feel like someone else.

I hadn't heard of that one yet.

The practice of sitting on your hand until it is numb and then masturbating.
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Postby Hitman079 on Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:41 am

[bmaybe you can read this before voting:
masturbation is OK
more or less unbiased source (wikipedia)
err, a google search didn't really find anything arguing against masturbation being wrong. but i am anti-masturbation.
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Postby Skittles! on Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:02 am

Yes, your hormones are demons and testosterone is the devil himself!
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Postby Hitman079 on Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:11 am

which is why the devil is probably a horny little bastard (rim shot) with a huge penis.
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Postby Moghul on Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:42 am

Hitman079, why would you let anyone else decide what you should or shouldn't do in these matters? It's entirely your own choice. Why should anyone let oneself be restricted by the moral sentiments of anyone else? As far as I can see, that would only benefit the accumulation of power in clerical structures. Why should masturbation be wrong or immoral in the first place?
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Postby Hitman079 on Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:43 am

this is not a question of is it OK for me. this is the personal opinions of other people.
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Postby Moghul on Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:56 am

OK, that's fine. But I think the questions I raised above are relevant also for anyone else, who would voice their opinions or sentiments.
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Postby Hitman079 on Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:16 am

naturally, people do have comments.
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Postby Wisse on Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:35 am

look out, the walls have ears and the floor has eyes
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Postby satanspaladin on Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:47 am

If you like masturbation and it feels good for you do so ,its your body
no one else opinion matters in this as long as you are not doing it in a public
place or hurting any one .

And it can have health benefits two as its the one time young men are checking there equipment you can check for abnormalities like testicular cancers .
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