A joke thread! Huzzah! This place has it all. OK, off the top of my head.. um. I know a million dead baby jokes, but I'm still arguing about abortion in another thread so I probably should wait
If any of these are in bad taste, I'm sorry, but they're jokes, not like, a manifesto.
A 43 year old man returns from work one day to find a taxi waiting in front of his house. Inside the house he finds his girlfriend of four years throwing her last few possesions into a suitcase. "Darling!" he says, "Whats going on?" "I'm leaving you," she sobs, slamming the case shut. "I've just found out you're a paedophile!" "Paedophile?" he replies. "That's a pretty big word for a ten year old."
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A Mexican, an Irishman and an African walk into a bar. Barman says, "Get the f*ck out."
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What do you call an Irish lesbian?
Gay lick.
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At a nudist colony for intellectuals, two old men are sitting on the porch. One turns to the other and asks, "I say old boy, have you read Marx?"
"Why, yes," the other replies, "it's these wicker chairs."
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Whats invisible and smells of carrots?
Rabbit farts. muahahahaaa!! Sorry, always cracks me up.
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A man takes the day off work to go to the zoo. When he gets there, he discovers the zoo only has one animal, a small dog. It was a shitzu.
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What does the Ku Klux Klan have in common with anabolic steroids?
They both make niggers run like f*ck.
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What do you call an Arab dairy farmer?
A milk sheikh.
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Good King Wenceslas rings up his local pizza place. "The usual, please. Deep pan, crisp and even."
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Who is the leader of the hankies?
The hankie chief! bahahahahaaa! Yeah, that one too. Sorry.
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And finally, the last I can remember right now:
The pope's a virgin, he can't get nun.