oral sex

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:09 pm

I heard somewhere that the average male thinks about sex 243 times a day.

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:11 pm

jnd94 wrote:I heard somewhere that the average male thinks about sex 243 times a day.

its something like, the average woman thinks about sex every 16 minutes, the average male every 16 seconds

at least, thats what I've heard

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:11 pm

I'm glad I'm not the average male then. But I still think that is utter bullshit.

Strife · Post by **Strife** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:23 pm

Skittles! wrote:I'm glad I'm not the average male then. But I still think that is utter bullshit.

You had sex on your mind whilst typing this didn't you...

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:24 pm

Strife wrote:
Skittles! wrote:I'm glad I'm not the average male then. But I still think that is utter bullshit.
You had sex on your mind whilst typing this didn't you...

This IS a thread about sex...

dcowboys055 · Post by **dcowboys055** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:40 pm

Sickos, put a not safe for kids tag on the title billy.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:56 pm

dcowboys055 wrote:Sickos, put a not safe for kids tag on the title billy.

It's called oral sex... If that isn't enough of a disclaimer I don't know what is! It's like going to a website called http://www.asian-sluts-get-their-asses-fucked.com and still wanting additional warning of what's to come...

bedub1 · Post by **bedub1** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:05 pm

hecter wrote:
dcowboys055 wrote:Sickos, put a not safe for kids tag on the title billy.
It's called oral sex... If that isn't enough of a disclaimer I don't know what is! It's like going to a website called http://www.asian-sluts-get-their-asses-fucked.com and still wanting additional warning of what's to come...

dude...that site doesn't exist.....

/me sighs

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:16 pm

bedub1 wrote:
hecter wrote:
dcowboys055 wrote:Sickos, put a not safe for kids tag on the title billy.
It's called oral sex... If that isn't enough of a disclaimer I don't know what is! It's like going to a website called http://www.asian-sluts-get-their-asses-fucked.com and still wanting additional warning of what's to come...
dude...that site doesn't exist.....

/me sighs

If you like, I pm you some of that kinda porn... I just don't wanna get banned...

edwinissweet · Post by **edwinissweet** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:39 pm

this had never happened to me but lets say that u meet a fine as bitch and u go down on her but when u get there it turns out that she stanks. wat do u do?

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:42 pm

edwinissweet wrote:this had never happened to me but lets say that u meet a fine as bitch and u go down on her but when u get there it turns out that she stanks. wat do u do?

You get slapped for calling a beautiful woman a "fine ass bitch".

edwinissweet · Post by **edwinissweet** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:44 pm

hecter wrote:
edwinissweet wrote:this had never happened to me but lets say that u meet a fine as bitch and u go down on her but when u get there it turns out that she stanks. wat do u do?
You get slapped for calling a beautiful woman a "fine ass bitch".

Nobunaga · Post by **Nobunaga** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:50 pm

hecter wrote:I'd have to say women, but it varies from person to person. The majority of women cannot orgasm from penetration alone, and oral sex would provide (if done in this way) direct stimulation to the clitoris, which is as you all know (hopefully...) is the most sensitive part on a womans body.

... That would be that elongated thing your avatar is playing with?

...

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:51 pm

Nobunaga wrote:
hecter wrote:I'd have to say women, but it varies from person to person. The majority of women cannot orgasm from penetration alone, and oral sex would provide (if done in this way) direct stimulation to the clitoris, which is as you all know (hopefully...) is the most sensitive part on a womans body.
... That would be that elongated thing your avatar is playing with?

...

No, that's an umbilical cord...

satanspaladin · Post by **satanspaladin** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:54 pm

hecter wrote:
graeme89 wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:
graeme89 wrote:Going back again to the original post, I read somewhere ( probably the Daily Mail ) that women have a more intense sexual experience than men. .. The lucky devils
duh
our orgasm last 5-10 secs
their orgasm lasts 20-60 s
Plus they can have multiple orgasms non stop....i wish i could have that
?
So your a man who would have a sex change to become a lesbian ?
It might not be a bad thing
It doesn't work that way. Getting a sex change doesn't REALLY turn you into a woman. It would pretty much mean that you're a man with a mutilated penis that resembles a vagina. So no multiple orgasms. Sorry.

Well hun i am surprised at you .

I have a few ftm and mtf as friends and there orgasms are just as long and plentifully as we get

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:56 pm

satanspaladin wrote:I have a few ftm and mtf as friends and there orgasms are just as long and plentifully as we get

Well that surprises me! It must have something to do with not ejaculating...

Sackett58 · Post by **Sackett58** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:01 pm

Note to self, keep daughter off the internet as long as possible.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:04 pm

Sackett58 wrote:Note to self, keep daughter off the internet as long as possible.

It's ruined my life

Send her to me and I can ruin hers too

satanspaladin · Post by **satanspaladin** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:12 pm

hecter wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:Note to self, keep daughter off the internet as long as possible.
It's ruined my life Send her to me and I can ruin hers too

put all daughters on the internet but mine

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:22 pm

doesn't your penis have to be a certain length to be able to have oral sex?
and also, it usually takes a very long time for a woman to reach orgasm, and i've never seen a woman reach orgasm at the hands [or, well, a certain other organ] of a man.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:26 pm

Hitman079 wrote:doesn't your penis have to be a certain length to be able to have oral sex?

No... If you can masturbate, you can have oral sex.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:28 pm

does it count if you have to use a magnifying glass and tweezers

Sackett58 · Post by **Sackett58** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:33 pm

hecter wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:Note to self, keep daughter off the internet as long as possible.
It's ruined my life Send her to me and I can ruin hers too

You will have to find the convent.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:35 pm

ah, i love nuns

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:16 am

b.k. barunt wrote:Trivia Question:
What comedian (now dead) said to "lick the alphabet"? I tried it and didn't make it past j.

Honibaz

I don't know what comedian said that but I do know that on the tv show "Nip Tuck" on USA, Dr. Troy told Dr. McNamara that he should try the ABC's... That was maybe in season 2.