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Post by Norse »

The official Cabinet:

Norse - Facilitation management
Nark - Minister of Virgins
Dancing Mustard - The shady non-governmental chap, who seems to be lurking in the dark, calling the shots.
B.K.Barunt - Diplomatic overlord
Ignotus - Holder of the government seal
GreecePwns - Officer for the regulation of cabinet nights-out on the piss
Simonov - Minister of sports, and diplomat to the slavs
DAZMCFC - Diplomat to Northern Ireland, and beer tester
The weird one - Minister of engineering, and fantastic scientific discoveries
Jiminski - Minister of Literature and intellectual wittcism
Suggs - Minister of Indie music and crack
V.I - minister of naughty words
Kalishnakov - diplomat to our communist bretheren
Xtratabasco - Diplomat to Mexico
Nobunaga - Minister of Treasury, and hilarious tax hikes in small, insignificant countries.
Unriggable - Ambassador to "the rogue state"
Satans paladin - Womens institute director, and spiritual mother to us all
Diddle - Minister of terrible jokes, and Master of the toilet
Minister Masket - Minister of deadly weapons, and commisioner of war


This list is not exhaustive, please feel free to apply for a cabinet position...
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Updated!
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Post by b.k. barunt »

We shall usher in an era of peace, prosperity, and brightly colored bags of shit. Huzzah!


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I vote norse...cause you rock









































what is this for?
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Post by Norse »

Good question soundout.

I think it was originally to do with the USA elections, and a certain agenda's dislike for ron paul.

But it has since turned into a political free-for-all, that Im guessing represents presidency for the CC forums.
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You need an ambassador to the rogue state. I am open to the opportunity.
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Post by satanspaladin »

You need a woman on your cabinet.* you need a woman period*
or else the voters will know your sexiest before the election.

I am open bribes :lol:
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unriggable wrote:You need an ambassador to the rogue state. I am open to the opportunity.
Okeydoke!

300K PA as standard, plus the "benefits"
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satanspaladin wrote:You need a woman on your cabinet.* you need a woman period*
or else the voters will know your sexiest before the election.

I am open bribes :lol:
Absolutley.

You are our new "Womens institutional director"

As per norm, you will be granted the 300K per annum, rising 20% every yesar, and a fresh new virginal 16 year old every fortnight.
:wink:
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Norse wrote:
satanspaladin wrote:You need a woman on your cabinet.* you need a woman period*
or else the voters will know your sexiest before the election.

I am open bribes :lol:
Absolutley.

You are our new "Womens institutional director"

As per norm, you will be granted the 300K per annum, rising 20% every yesar, and a fresh new virginal 16 year old every fortnight.
:wink:
Sold .I'm so cheap :lol:
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Did I mention that I promise to use wasted public sector cash on cronie-embesslement, and use the deprived offspring of working class families as sex slaves to my governments voters?
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Norse wrote:Did I mention that I promise to use wasted public sector cash on cronie-embesslement, and use the deprived offspring of working class families as sex slaves to my governments voters?
it's reasons like this that you're going to have major support :P
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Norse, even though I'm already "running", I would like to volunteer myself to your cause as your personal self-esteem booster. :wink: :lol:
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jnd94 wrote:Norse, even though I'm already "running", I would like to volunteer myself to your cause as your personal self-esteem booster. :wink: :lol:
I like the idea, but sorry, as an opposition member this would contradict my aims.

However, when I am defending my presidency next election, you may hop aboard.
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Norse wrote:
jnd94 wrote:Norse, even though I'm already "running", I would like to volunteer myself to your cause as your personal self-esteem booster. :wink: :lol:
I like the idea, but sorry, as an opposition member this would contradict my aims.

However, when I am defending my presidency next election, you may hop aboard.
Alright fine, but you will regret this when the Australian/Pacific Islander group of CC'ers logs on after a nice sleep, and realizes that by voting me, they are assuring democracy within our forums.
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Ha!

The australasians know that they will be considered as kings in my world plans!
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Too bad I got to them first... :wink: They are already reaping the benifts of supporting my campaign. After my successful run, they will enjoy top of the line seating at all major sporting events, and +2 weeks vacation.
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newsflash from ministry of propaganda, new vote for norse banners!

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Any vacancy's? [-o<
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Could I be your ambassador to the luns/stopper campaign. I'd dismantle them from the inside.
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even Hilter submits to Norse's power!
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Wonderful, I'll join the Norse cabinet stupidly late because the others are rubbish!
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as Minister of beer tasting and Northern Ireland(Ulster), i thought it was in my best interest to taste some beer and watch N.Ireland beat Denmark on saturday nght. :lol:
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even Hilter submits to Norse's power!
:lol:

The man knows when he's beaten
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DAZMCFC wrote:as Minister of beer tasting and Northern Ireland(Ulster), i thought it was in my best interest to taste some beer and watch N.Ireland beat Denmark on saturday nght. :lol:
Well, I was hoping that your own religous bias, and drunken-maniac tendancies could acheive some interesting goals in ulster.
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