Vote Norse! or else...

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:33 am

yes i think i should give gerry adams and his cronies a good kicking.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:35 am

Norse wrote:The official Cabinet:

Norse - Facilitation management
Nark - Minister of Virgins
Dancing Mustard - The shady non-governmental chap, who seems to be lurking in the dark, calling the shots.
B.K.Barunt - Diplomatic overlord
Ignotus - Holder of the government seal
GreecePwns - Officer for the regulation of cabinet nights-out on the piss
Simonov - Minister of sports, and diplomat to the slavs
DAZMCFC - Diplomat to Northern Ireland, and beer tester
The weird one - Minister of engineering, and fantastic scientific discoveries
Jiminski - Minister of Literature and intellectual wittcism
Suggs - Minister of Indie music and crack
V.I - minister of naughty words
Kalishnakov - diplomat to our communist bretheren
Xtratabasco - Diplomat to Mexico
Nobunaga - Minister of Treasury, and hilarious tax hikes in small, insignificant countries.
Unriggable - Ambassador to "the rogue state"
Satans paladin - Womens institute director, and spiritual mother to us all
Diddle - Minister of terrible jokes, and Master of the toilet
Minister Masket - Minister of deadly weapons, and commisioner of war
Syzygy -
Shotgun Minister of Native Affairs, Land Reforms and Secret Police.

This list is not exhaustive, please feel free to apply for a cabinet position...

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:36 am

DAZMCFC wrote:yes i think i should give gerry adams and his cronies a good kicking.

See how the like that eh? I would suggest maybe a few well placed "dirty-bombs" to (near schools and hospitals)

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:34 am

Shotgun Minister of Native Affairs, Land Reforms and Secret Police.

It has so many evil connotations, I can't help myself.

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:42 am

I would also like to be considered for the position of Headmaster of Unfortunate Accidents.

Telvannia · Post by **Telvannia** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:58 am

can i be minister for foreign affairs?

Anyone wanting an affair with anyone one out side the country will have to get the girl checked by me.

Apart from the bearded "women" from germany

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:01 pm

Norse wrote:
Norse wrote:The official Cabinet:

Norse - Facilitation management
Nark - Minister of Virgins and Headmaster of unfortunate accidents
Dancing Mustard - The shady non-governmental chap, who seems to be lurking in the dark, calling the shots.
B.K.Barunt - Diplomatic overlord
Ignotus - Holder of the government seal
GreecePwns - Officer for the regulation of cabinet nights-out on the piss
Simonov - Minister of sports, and diplomat to the slavs
DAZMCFC - Diplomat to Northern Ireland, and beer tester
The weird one - Minister of engineering, and fantastic scientific discoveries
Jiminski - Minister of Literature and intellectual wittcism
Suggs - Minister of Indie music and crack
V.I - minister of naughty words
Kalishnakov - diplomat to our communist bretheren
Xtratabasco - Diplomat to Mexico
Nobunaga - Minister of Treasury, and hilarious tax hikes in small, insignificant countries.
Unriggable - Ambassador to "the rogue state"
Satans paladin - Womens institute director, and spiritual mother to us all
Diddle - Minister of terrible jokes, and Master of the toilet
Minister Masket - Minister of deadly weapons, and commisioner of war
Syzygy - Shotgun Minister of Native Affairs, Land Reforms and Secret Police.
Telvannia - Minister for foreign marital affairs, and importer of meaty goodness

This list is not exhaustive, please feel free to apply for a cabinet position...

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:02 pm

Norse wrote:
Norse wrote:The official Cabinet:

Diddle - Minister of terrible jokes, and Master of the toilet

Well that sucks.

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:52 pm

Norse wrote:[
Minister Masket - Minister of deadly weapons, and commisioner of war

How the hell did you know I am brilliant in this area?

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:08 pm

diddle wrote:
Norse wrote:
Norse wrote:The official Cabinet:

Diddle - Minister of terrible jokes, and Master of the toilet
Well that sucks.

It sure does. It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it.

How the hell did you know I am brilliant in this area?

Lucky guess. I had already given the engineering and science department to weird_one, and figured that someone with as mad tendancies as yourself to fit the bill here.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:11 pm

ATTENTION ALL NORSE VOTERS:
YOUR SIGNATURE IS TOO BIG! RESIZE IT ALL READY! FUCKING PISSING ME OFF...

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:21 pm

hecter wrote:ATTENTION ALL NORSE VOTERS:
YOUR SIGNATURE IS TOO BIG! RESIZE IT ALL READY! FUCKING PISSING ME OFF...

No it isn't.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:41 pm

Norse wrote:
hecter wrote:ATTENTION ALL NORSE VOTERS:
YOUR SIGNATURE IS TOO BIG! RESIZE IT ALL READY! FUCKING PISSING ME OFF...
No it isn't.

It's 660 pixels wide, the limit is 600.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:55 pm

hecter wrote:
Norse wrote:
hecter wrote:ATTENTION ALL NORSE VOTERS:
YOUR SIGNATURE IS TOO BIG! RESIZE IT ALL READY! FUCKING PISSING ME OFF...
No it isn't.
It's 660 pixels wide, the limit is 600.

no it isnt

NaynNay · Post by **NaynNay** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:06 pm

yeah, hecter's right

it IS 660x117

and for the epic lulz, you have my vote, haha

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:07 pm

NaynNay wrote:
and for the epic lulz, you have my vote, haha

Thankyou, you have my love muscle

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:08 pm

Norse wrote:
NaynNay wrote:
and for the epic lulz, you have my vote, haha
Thankyou, you have my love muscle

But she doesn't look like a 16 year old virgin to me

NaynNay · Post by **NaynNay** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:09 pm

hecter wrote:
Norse wrote:
NaynNay wrote:
and for the epic lulz, you have my vote, haha
Thankyou, you have my love muscle
But she doesn't look like a 16 year old virgin to me

I'm married, what's your point?

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:11 pm

NaynNay wrote:
hecter wrote:
Norse wrote:
NaynNay wrote:
and for the epic lulz, you have my vote, haha
Thankyou, you have my love muscle
But she doesn't look like a 16 year old virgin to me
I'm married, what's your point?

The fact that Norse only gives out his "love muscle" to 16 year old virgins nowadays. You must be special...

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:12 pm

married??!

But you only look 18...why would you go and get married at that age?

NaynNay · Post by **NaynNay** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:15 pm

Norse wrote:married??!

But you only look 18...why would you go and get married at that age?

try 20

and I'm not comforted hecter.. can I get a position on your cabinet norse? ^.^

Chris7He · Post by **Chris7He** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:16 pm

I'm a twelve year old male virgin. Can I get some love from you Norse?

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:16 pm

NaynNay wrote:
Norse wrote:married??!

But you only look 18...why would you go and get married at that age?
try 20 and I'm not comforted hecter.. can I get a position on your cabinet norse? ^.^

You want 16 year old female virgins? Or Norse? Or both

NaynNay · Post by **NaynNay** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:18 pm

hecter wrote:You want 16 year old female virgins? Or Norse? Or both

both ^^

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:18 pm

NaynNay wrote:
Norse wrote:married??!

But you only look 18...why would you go and get married at that age?
try 20 and I'm not comforted hecter.. can I get a position on your cabinet norse? ^.^

Absoloutely, but first, you must tell ua all a little about yourself.

How did you find CC, and how have you managed to become so adept at it within a day of being here?