The Official CC Presidential Debate

b.k. barunt · Post by **b.k. barunt** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:44 am

Ok, our 3 leading candidates seem to be Norse, hecter, and luns. I would expect that only socially relevant issues be addressed, such as a new ass hat for twildo - have at it boys.

Honibaz

alex_white101 · Post by **alex_white101** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:53 am

NO. we have enough of these threads already.

b.k. barunt · Post by **b.k. barunt** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:02 am

I was wondering who the first n00b non-candidate would be to post here.

Honibaz

lord voldemort · Post by **lord voldemort** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:06 am

can we have the worm like they do on tv saying wat we think of there issues....

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:10 am

As a potential voter I would be fascinated to hear the candidates opinions on both the Legalisation of Homosexual Marriage, and their thoughts on legislation pertaining to the Legality of Abortion.

Any takers?

jiminski · Post by **jiminski** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:29 am

Generally at least one in a Homosexual marriage.

jiminski · Post by **jiminski** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:33 am

I apologise.. i do not wish to reduce this to a cheap gag!

Can i ask where the candidates stand on Darfor and also on the use of jam in porridge?

Chris7He · Post by **Chris7He** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:24 am

What about making rapes legal? Norse promised me it would happen.

b.k. barunt · Post by **b.k. barunt** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:41 am

No one wants to rape you n00blet. You are singularly unattractive, you smell bad, and you're way too shopworn. Besides all of that, you're stoopid.

Honibaz

lord voldemort · Post by **lord voldemort** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:47 am

b.k. barunt wrote:No one wants to rape you n00blet. You are singularly unattractive, you smell bad, and you're way too shopworn. Besides all of that, you're stoopid.

Honibaz

QFT most stupid guy i have met on this site

and the only one whose getting raped round here is kwanton and thats legal already

well i hope it is

NaynNay · Post by **NaynNay** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:07 pm

haha, I doubt it voldy ^__^ and I demand abortion be made legal... =P

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:45 pm

lord voldemort wrote:
b.k. barunt wrote:No one wants to rape you n00blet. You are singularly unattractive, you smell bad, and you're way too shopworn. Besides all of that, you're stoopid.

Honibaz
QFT most stupid guy i have met on this site

and the only one whose getting raped round here is kwanton and thats legal already

well i hope it is

If I'm presedent it won't be. THen I'll make the law, only I get to rape Kwan.

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:07 pm

Your actually not going to get much different between norse and luns on social issues or at least gay rights, they will probably be the same. Id gather even norses campaign wont need abortions anyway, because lets face it, they are currently targeting the 16 year old virgin crowd.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:56 pm

Homosexuality will become the national sport. Abortions will be mandatory.

Next!

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:57 pm

Norse wrote:Homosexuality will become the national sport. Abortions will be mandatory.

Next!

touche.

ignotus · Post by **ignotus** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:03 pm

Norse wrote:Homosexuality will become the national sport.

well I'll be warming bench on that one...

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:29 pm

ignotus wrote:
Norse wrote:Homosexuality will become the national sport.
well I'll be warming bench on that one...

Not the best metaphor, considering the nature of the sport.

ignotus · Post by **ignotus** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:31 pm

Norse wrote:
ignotus wrote:
Norse wrote:Homosexuality will become the national sport.
well I'll be warming bench on that one...
Not the best metaphor, considering the nature of the sport.

that's why the

well norse I know you are a sports fan and a great leader so I assume that you will soon become captain of your team.

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:31 pm

Norse wrote:
ignotus wrote:
Norse wrote:Homosexuality will become the national sport.
well I'll be warming bench on that one...
Not the best metaphor, considering the nature of the sport.

norse how do you answer the large conservative cc crowd who believes homosexuality is abhorrent?

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:04 pm

Well. That's just it. The homo-sexuals run, they shoot.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:05 pm

Although, I dont condone this.

But you see, I envision a state, where man makes the laws for his own plot of land....an anarchal capitalist paradise.

NaynNay · Post by **NaynNay** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:38 pm

Norse wrote:Although, I dont condone this.

But you see, I envision a state, where man makes the laws for his own plot of land....an anarchal capitalist paradise.

that doesn't bode well... I'm against you there norse... don't own my own land

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:42 pm

Homosexual marriage will be allowed and, I think, will be quite common. Abortions will be legal. A clump of cells/foetus/baby/child/adult may not be aborted after the death of the mother, but it may any time prior.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:58 pm

NaynNay wrote:
that doesn't bode well... I'm against you there norse... don't own my own land

Then you will be effectively be a walking subject, of whoevers land you happen to be in at that time.

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:01 pm

Homosexually will be allowed if I am made the president. Abortion is still undecided. I'm having my drunk Pikachu's decide.