How to make MONSTER cookie! (Invaded by sex freaks)

apey · Post by **apey** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:03 pm

mmmm looks like either way some one is gonna get eatin.................i volunteer

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:05 pm

apey wrote:mmmm looks like either way some one is gonna get eatin.................i volunteer

*eats out apey*

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:06 pm

*Blef eats hecter eating out apey*

Now for Ariel.....
To the lake!

apey · Post by **apey** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:07 pm

Ariel cant swim

hecter save her

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:09 pm

apey wrote:Ariel cant swim hecter save her

*claws my way up Blef*

Almost... there...

*pries open Blefs jaws and slips out*

Eeww... I'm all slimey now... *runs for the lake*

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:10 pm

apey wrote:Ariel cant swim

Gew...bah...wha? She's a mermaid! Of course she can freakin swim!

Ariel* · Post by Ariel* » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:12 pm

Minister Masket wrote:
apey wrote:Ariel cant swim
Gew...bah...wha? She's a mermaid! Of course she can freakin swim!

apey · Post by **apey** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:13 pm

nuh huh watch the movie again she was a mermaid

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:15 pm

Pffft, I'm sure she can still swim.

wrightfan123 · Post by **wrightfan123** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:40 pm

Unless hecter saws off her feet.

-W123

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:48 pm

wrightfan123 wrote:Unless hecter saws off her feet.

-W123

Well, as wonderful as that idea sounds, I'd think I'd rather her keep them...

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:20 pm

or her arms

Strife · Post by **Strife** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:21 pm

*wanders in looking for cookies* Hey I thought this was bout cookies. I was mislead... I demand pictures of this cookie suggested in the first post.

Ariel* · Post by Ariel* » Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:26 am

okay, no one is sawing off any of my body parts!

And here are your cookies, strife..

-ShadySoul- · Post by **-ShadySoul-** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:01 am

Now, unlike strife, i walked in here looking for sex addicts

Now show me one, I demand sexual entertainment!!!

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:01 am

-ShadySoul- wrote:Now, unlike strife, i walked in here looking for sex addicts

Now show me one, I demand sexual entertainment!!!

*gives SS a lap dance*

cho a$$ up · Post by **cho a$$ up** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:06 am

sex stories time!

a-person1192 · Post by **a-person1192** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:08 am

cho a$$ up wrote:sex stories time!

do we get cookies w/ the stories? I want a cookie...

Kaplowitz · Post by **Kaplowitz** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:58 am

no you idiot, you hvave to make the cookie!

Ingredients:
420g/150oz caster sugar
375g/130oz butter
3 eggs
400g/14oz chocolate
120g/150oz plain flour
3 teaspoons of bicarbonate of soda

1) Place the sugar and butter in a mixing bowl and stir vigorously until creamed. Add the eggs and continue to beat it. And I mean, beat it! Like it is your rival's face!
2) Break up the chocolate into small chunks and add them ino the mixture, but not all. Save some to put on the top. Sift in the flour and soda and carry on mixing.
3) When your arm drops off from mixing, line a baking tray with greaseproof paper and spread the dough out into a cookie shape. Push the remaining chocolate chunks into the top of the cookie dough. You can't have too many!
4) Slide the tray into a oven preheated to 180oC/350F/gas mark 4. Cook for 30-40 minutes, or until toasty and brown. Don't burn it, because if you do, you're eating it anyway.
5) Remove and allow to cool for several hours. Obviously...

-ShadySoul- · Post by **-ShadySoul-** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:39 pm

hecter wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:Now, unlike strife, i walked in here looking for sex addicts

Now show me one, I demand sexual entertainment!!!
*gives SS a lap dance*

*growls with pleasure *

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:12 pm

Attempt No.1 at making HUGE COOKIE: Failure

I compromised by using a different kind of flour. NEVER do that, future cooks. My "cookie" ended up flat and tasted burnt. Even though it t'wasn't.

apey · Post by **apey** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:16 pm

sorry to hear that MM I think u have to use a different pan or temp when making a huge cookie so back to the lab with ya

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:24 pm

*wanders back to the lab*

Someday...I will make the perfect cookie! One day!