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BigBallinStalin wrote:
the.killing.44 wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:
AAFitz wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:It all started to go wrong when we stopped labelling children as 'thick'. Now we say the little bastards are 'learning-challenged'.

My arse.

They are just plain thick.

And lazy to boot.

Make them do national service, shove them 'down pit', push them up chimneys and let them clean the streets or something but please, for the love of god, don't allow them to post their thoughts...

...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.
Not really the best thread to make a typo in. Or two.
I'm a victim of the modern education system, Fitz.

That, and my parent's keyboard here in France. Absolutely horrible to type on.
Parents' :twisted:
Couldn't it actually be only one parent? SURE! Perhaps, Mr. Changsha does not wish to disclose the identity of the parent, hmmm???
Yes, that's it!

Maybe... ;)
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Excuses are like assholes—everyone knows one.

:P
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Army of GOD wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:
...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.
First a rusty spoon to your eye and now this?!

You should really get checked out by a doctor or something...maybe you're suicidal. :-s
You're on my OK list because you put "*you're* suicidal" not "your suicidal". Thank you.
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the.killing.44 wrote:Excuses are like assholes—everyone has one.

:P
Fixed. Learn your sayings!
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john9blue wrote:
the.killing.44 wrote:Excuses are like assholes—everyone has one.

:P
Fixed. Learn your sayings!
Thank you, I was going to correct it as well.
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daddy1gringo wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:
...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.
First a rusty spoon to your eye and now this?!

You should really get checked out by a doctor or something...maybe you're suicidal. :-s
You're on my OK list because you put "*you're* suicidal" not "your suicidal". Thank you.
Woo! Though I have a knack for always fudging up our and are. (Not that I don't know when to use them but because I always over-look homonyms)
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john9blue wrote:
the.killing.44 wrote:Excuses are like assholes—everyone has one.

:P
Fixed. Learn your sayings!

I thought it was opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink.
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The Neon Peon wrote:...is it so much to ask?
Unless you are using a language not your own.

However, I would say this a world problem, not a CC problem.
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neanderpaul14 wrote:
john9blue wrote:
the.killing.44 wrote:Excuses are like assholes—everyone has one.

:P
Fixed. Learn your sayings!

I thought it was opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink.
No, it's "Clever remarks are like an arsehole - and so are you."
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No it's:
John is like Jones and they're both whole.
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Excuses are like assholes, POOP COMES OUT!
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neanderpaul14 wrote:
john9blue wrote:
the.killing.44 wrote:Excuses are like assholes—everyone has one.

:P
Fixed. Learn your sayings!
I thought it was opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink.
No no no. it's, "Opinions are like assholes. Everyone's got one, but mine is better than yours."
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Actually, it's
"Excuses aren't like arseholes - you can't stick a broken bottle up an excuse".
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Sorry about your little excuse
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jonesthecurl wrote:Actually, it's
"Excuses aren't like arseholes - you can't stick a broken bottle up an excuse".
Godammit. Now I'm going to have 1 guy 1 cup nightmares again. :cry:
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john9blue wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Actually, it's
"Excuses aren't like arseholes - you can't stick a broken bottle up an excuse".
Godammit. Now I'm going to have 1 guy 1 cup nightmares again. :cry:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Snorri1234 wrote:
john9blue wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Actually, it's
"Excuses aren't like arseholes - you can't stick a broken bottle up an excuse".
Godammit. Now I'm going to have 1 guy 1 cup nightmares again. :cry:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Serbia wrote:
john9blue wrote:
the.killing.44 wrote:Excuses are like assholes—everyone has one.

:P
Fixed. Learn your sayings!
Thank you, I was going to correct it as well.
I know that's what it normally is, but in light of this thread…
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the.killing.44 wrote:
Serbia wrote:
john9blue wrote:
the.killing.44 wrote:Excuses are like assholes—everyone has one.

:P
Fixed. Learn your sayings!
Thank you, I was going to correct it as well.
I know that's what it normally is
Of course you do.
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john9blue wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Actually, it's
"Excuses aren't like arseholes - you can't stick a broken bottle up an excuse".
Godammit. Now I'm going to have 1 guy 1 cup nightmares again. :cry:
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