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Mr Changsha
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by Mr Changsha » Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:40 pm
BigBallinStalin wrote: the.killing.44 wrote: Mr Changsha wrote: AAFitz wrote: Mr Changsha wrote: It all started to go wrong when we stopped labelling children as 'thick'. Now we say the little bastards are 'learning-challenged'.
My arse.
They are just plain thick.
And lazy to boot.
Make them do national service, shove them 'down pit', push them up chimneys and let them clean the streets or something but please, for the love of god, don't allow them to post their thoughts...
...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.
Not really the best thread to make a typo in. Or two.
I'm a victim of the modern education system, Fitz.
That, and my parent's keyboard here in France. Absolutely horrible to type on.
Parents'
Couldn't it actually be only one parent? SURE! Perhaps, Mr. Changsha does not wish to disclose the identity of the parent, hmmm???
Yes, that's it!
Maybe...
the.killing.44
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by the.killing.44 » Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:42 pm
Excuses are like assholes—everyone knows one.
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by daddy1gringo » Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:55 pm
Army of GOD wrote: Mr Changsha wrote:
...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.
First a rusty spoon to your eye and now this?!
You should really get checked out by a doctor or something...maybe you're suicidal.
You're on my OK list because you put "*you're* suicidal" not "your suicidal". Thank you.
The right answer to the wrong question is still the wrong answer to the real question.
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by john9blue » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:01 pm
the.killing.44 wrote: Excuses are like assholes—everyone
has one.
Fixed. Learn your sayings!
natty_dread wrote: Do ponies have sex?
Army of GOD wrote: the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
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Serbia
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by Serbia » Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:05 pm
john9blue wrote: the.killing.44 wrote: Excuses are like assholes—everyone
has one.
Fixed. Learn your sayings!
Thank you, I was going to correct it as well.
Army of GOD
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by Army of GOD » Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:50 pm
daddy1gringo wrote: Army of GOD wrote: Mr Changsha wrote:
...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.
First a rusty spoon to your eye and now this?!
You should really get checked out by a doctor or something...maybe you're suicidal.
You're on my OK list because you put "*you're* suicidal" not "your suicidal". Thank you.
Woo! Though I have a knack for always fudging up our and are. (Not that I don't know when to use them but because I always over-look homonyms)
mrswdk is a ho
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by neanderpaul14 » Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:08 pm
john9blue wrote: the.killing.44 wrote: Excuses are like assholes—everyone
has one.
Fixed. Learn your sayings!
I thought it was opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink.
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PLAYER57832
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by PLAYER57832 » Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:35 am
The Neon Peon wrote: ...is it so much to ask?
Unless you are using a language not your own.
However, I would say this a world problem, not a CC problem.
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by jonesthecurl » Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:12 am
neanderpaul14 wrote: john9blue wrote: the.killing.44 wrote: Excuses are like assholes—everyone
has one.
Fixed. Learn your sayings!
I thought it was opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink.
No, it's "Clever remarks are like an arsehole - and so are you."
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xelabale
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by xelabale » Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:43 am
No it's:
John is like Jones and they're both whole.
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by Snorri1234 » Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:48 am
Excuses are like assholes, POOP COMES OUT!
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."
Duane: You know what they say about love and war.
Tim: Yes, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's war.
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by Timminz » Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:07 pm
neanderpaul14 wrote: john9blue wrote: the.killing.44 wrote: Excuses are like assholes—everyone
has one.
Fixed. Learn your sayings!
I thought it was opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink.
No no no. it's, "Opinions are like assholes. Everyone's got one, but mine is better than yours."
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by jonesthecurl » Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:09 pm
Actually, it's
"Excuses aren't like arseholes - you can't stick a broken bottle up an excuse".
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Army of GOD
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by Army of GOD » Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:29 pm
Sorry about your little excuse
mrswdk is a ho
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by john9blue » Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:39 pm
jonesthecurl wrote: Actually, it's
"Excuses aren't like arseholes - you can't stick a broken bottle up an excuse".
Godammit. Now I'm going to have 1 guy 1 cup nightmares again.
natty_dread wrote: Do ponies have sex?
Army of GOD wrote: the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
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Snorri1234
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by Snorri1234 » Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:53 pm
john9blue wrote: jonesthecurl wrote: Actually, it's
"Excuses aren't like arseholes - you can't stick a broken bottle up an excuse".
Godammit. Now I'm going to have 1 guy 1 cup nightmares again.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."
Duane: You know what they say about love and war.
Tim: Yes, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's war.
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by MeDeFe » Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:24 pm
Snorri1234 wrote: john9blue wrote: jonesthecurl wrote: Actually, it's
"Excuses aren't like arseholes - you can't stick a broken bottle up an excuse".
Godammit. Now I'm going to have 1 guy 1 cup nightmares again.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Seconded.
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the.killing.44
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by the.killing.44 » Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:36 pm
Serbia wrote: john9blue wrote: the.killing.44 wrote: Excuses are like assholes—everyone
has one.
Fixed. Learn your sayings!
Thank you, I was going to correct it as well.
I know that's what it normally is, but in light of this thread…
StephenB
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by StephenB » Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:40 pm
the.killing.44 wrote: Serbia wrote: john9blue wrote: the.killing.44 wrote: Excuses are like assholes—everyone
has one.
Fixed. Learn your sayings!
Thank you, I was going to correct it as well.
I know that's what it normally is
Of course you do.
Army of GOD
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by Army of GOD » Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:34 pm
john9blue wrote: jonesthecurl wrote: Actually, it's
"Excuses aren't like arseholes - you can't stick a broken bottle up an excuse".
Godammit. Now I'm going to have 1 guy 1 cup nightmares again.
4 guys 1 cup 19 hotdogs 84 Halo 3 disks and a partridge in a pear tree
mrswdk is a ho