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Re: Become literate THEN go to the forum...

Postby Mr Changsha on Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:40 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
the.killing.44 wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:
AAFitz wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:It all started to go wrong when we stopped labelling children as 'thick'. Now we say the little bastards are 'learning-challenged'.

My arse.

They are just plain thick.

And lazy to boot.

Make them do national service, shove them 'down pit', push them up chimneys and let them clean the streets or something but please, for the love of god, don't allow them to post their thoughts...

...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.


Not really the best thread to make a typo in. Or two.


I'm a victim of the modern education system, Fitz.

That, and my parent's keyboard here in France. Absolutely horrible to type on.

Parents' :twisted:


Couldn't it actually be only one parent? SURE! Perhaps, Mr. Changsha does not wish to disclose the identity of the parent, hmmm???


Yes, that's it!

Maybe... ;)
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Re: Become literate THEN go to the forum...

Postby the.killing.44 on Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:42 pm

Excuses are like assholes—everyone knows one.

:P
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Re: Become literate THEN go to the forum...

Postby daddy1gringo on Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:55 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:
...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.


First a rusty spoon to your eye and now this?!

You should really get checked out by a doctor or something...maybe you're suicidal. :-s

You're on my OK list because you put "*you're* suicidal" not "your suicidal". Thank you.
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Re: Become literate THEN go to the forum...

Postby john9blue on Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:01 pm

the.killing.44 wrote:Excuses are like assholes—everyone has one.

:P


Fixed. Learn your sayings!
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Re: Become literate THEN go to the forum...

Postby Serbia on Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:05 pm

john9blue wrote:
the.killing.44 wrote:Excuses are like assholes—everyone has one.

:P


Fixed. Learn your sayings!


Thank you, I was going to correct it as well.
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Re: Become literate THEN go to the forum...

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:50 pm

daddy1gringo wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:
...they make we want to cut out my brain and throw it under a bus.


First a rusty spoon to your eye and now this?!

You should really get checked out by a doctor or something...maybe you're suicidal. :-s

You're on my OK list because you put "*you're* suicidal" not "your suicidal". Thank you.


Woo! Though I have a knack for always fudging up our and are. (Not that I don't know when to use them but because I always over-look homonyms)
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Re: Become literate THEN go to the forum...

Postby neanderpaul14 on Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:08 pm

john9blue wrote:
the.killing.44 wrote:Excuses are like assholes—everyone has one.

:P


Fixed. Learn your sayings!



I thought it was opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink.
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Re: Become literate THEN go to the forum...

Postby PLAYER57832 on Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:35 am

The Neon Peon wrote:...is it so much to ask?

Unless you are using a language not your own.

However, I would say this a world problem, not a CC problem.
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Re: Become literate THEN go to the forum...

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:12 am

neanderpaul14 wrote:
john9blue wrote:
the.killing.44 wrote:Excuses are like assholes—everyone has one.

:P


Fixed. Learn your sayings!



I thought it was opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink.


No, it's "Clever remarks are like an arsehole - and so are you."
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Re: Become literate THEN go to the forum...

Postby xelabale on Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:43 am

No it's:
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Re: Become literate THEN go to the forum...

Postby Snorri1234 on Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:48 am

Excuses are like assholes, POOP COMES OUT!
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Re: Become literate THEN go to the forum...

Postby Timminz on Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:07 pm

neanderpaul14 wrote:
john9blue wrote:
the.killing.44 wrote:Excuses are like assholes—everyone has one.

:P

Fixed. Learn your sayings!

I thought it was opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink.


No no no. it's, "Opinions are like assholes. Everyone's got one, but mine is better than yours."
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Re: Become literate THEN go to the forum...

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:09 pm

Actually, it's
"Excuses aren't like arseholes - you can't stick a broken bottle up an excuse".
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Re: Become literate THEN go to the forum...

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:29 pm

Sorry about your little excuse
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Re: Become literate THEN go to the forum...

Postby john9blue on Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:39 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Actually, it's
"Excuses aren't like arseholes - you can't stick a broken bottle up an excuse".


Godammit. Now I'm going to have 1 guy 1 cup nightmares again. :cry:
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Re: Become literate THEN go to the forum...

Postby Snorri1234 on Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:53 pm

john9blue wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Actually, it's
"Excuses aren't like arseholes - you can't stick a broken bottle up an excuse".


Godammit. Now I'm going to have 1 guy 1 cup nightmares again. :cry:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Re: Become literate THEN go to the forum...

Postby MeDeFe on Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:24 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
john9blue wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Actually, it's
"Excuses aren't like arseholes - you can't stick a broken bottle up an excuse".

Godammit. Now I'm going to have 1 guy 1 cup nightmares again. :cry:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Re: Become literate THEN go to the forum...

Postby the.killing.44 on Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:36 pm

Serbia wrote:
john9blue wrote:
the.killing.44 wrote:Excuses are like assholes—everyone has one.

:P


Fixed. Learn your sayings!


Thank you, I was going to correct it as well.

I know that's what it normally is, but in light of this thread…
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Re: Become literate THEN go to the forum...

Postby StephenB on Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:40 pm

the.killing.44 wrote:
Serbia wrote:
john9blue wrote:
the.killing.44 wrote:Excuses are like assholes—everyone has one.

:P


Fixed. Learn your sayings!


Thank you, I was going to correct it as well.

I know that's what it normally is

Of course you do.
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Re: Become literate THEN go to the forum...

Postby hahaha3hahaha on Sat Nov 28, 2009 5:15 am

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Re: Become literate THEN go to the forum...

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:34 pm

john9blue wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Actually, it's
"Excuses aren't like arseholes - you can't stick a broken bottle up an excuse".


Godammit. Now I'm going to have 1 guy 1 cup nightmares again. :cry:


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