Conquerclub Jokes

SirSebstar · Post by **SirSebstar** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:40 am

i liked this piece..

natty_dread wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:123456

Oh look, a wild uniform distribution appears
Shoot it before it gets away!

lord voldemort · Post by **lord voldemort** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:53 am

eddie2

dammm
that was already said...ummm

owenshooter
50 bucks says someone reports this

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:35 pm

lord voldemort....

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:35 am

What's the difference between ljex and Conqueror?

Click

Just messing with ya' ljex

-rd

squishyg · Post by **squishyg** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:38 pm

why did the bandit cross the road?

Spoiler

to make the other side sexier

riskitall25 · Post by **riskitall25** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:54 pm

What's the difference between ljex and Conqueror?

Click

Just messing with ya' ljex

BOOM!

squishyg · Post by **squishyg** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:02 pm

What do you call a video game where the protagonist is always right?

Spoiler

owenshooter

ljex · Post by **ljex** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:05 pm

rdsrds2120 wrote:What's the difference between ljex and Conqueror?

Click

Just messing with ya' ljex

-rd

I love deadbeating games i am going to win because i forget about them...its a little sad how often that happens to me actually.

Oh and rds, don't get me started on you and those 8 mans

AslanTheKing · Post by **AslanTheKing** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:19 am

Army of GOD wrote:Orange you glad I didn't attack you?

It takes 2 to make a baby, but only 1 get's a choice as to whether it lives or dies. Support mens rights!

Here is a nice story from germany,
2 lesbians found a guy on the net to make them a baby,
he signed all kind of papers that he will only be the biological father of the baby,
but he will not be in charge of the future of the kid, no payments or whatsoever.

After the baby got 2 years, the lesbians took him to court,
now he has to pay every month for the baby and the woman ( since she doesnt work...)
everything they agreed and signed befor is in front of the court useless.

SirSebstar · Post by **SirSebstar** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:45 am

AslanTheKing wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Orange you glad I didn't attack you?
It takes 2 to make a baby, but only 1 get's a choice as to whether it lives or dies. Support mens rights!

Here is a nice story from germany,
2 lesbians found a guy on the net to make them a baby,
he signed all kind of papers that he will only be the biological father of the baby,
but he will not be in charge of the future of the kid, no payments or whatsoever.

After the baby got 2 years, the lesbians took him to court,
now he has to pay every month for the baby and the woman ( since she doesnt work...)
everything they agreed and signed befor is in front of the court useless.

eh posted in the wrong subject? maybe this is about the abortion discussion, either way.
AslanTheKing is the joke of the day...

AslanTheKing · Post by **AslanTheKing** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:41 am

yes, i feel like the joke of the day,
i was refering to

Army of GOD wrote:
Orange you glad I didn't attack you?

It takes 2 to make a baby, but only 1 get's a choice as to whether it lives or dies. Support mens right

natty dread · Post by **natty dread** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:20 pm

AslanTheKing wrote:It takes 2 to make a baby, but only 1 get's a choice as to whether it lives or dies. Support mens right

That's not CC related, nor even funny.

SirSebstar · Post by **SirSebstar** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 8:14 am

natty_dread wrote:
AslanTheKing wrote:It takes 2 to make a baby, but only 1 get's a choice as to whether it lives or dies. Support mens right

That's not CC related, nor even funny.

lol, that was funny

No Risk No Fun · Post by **No Risk No Fun** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 8:11 pm

I kid, I kid. I have a lot of fun as a freem

Victor Sullivan · Post by **Victor Sullivan** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 8:18 pm

No_Risk_No_Fun wrote:

I kid, I kid. I have a lot of fun as a freem

Lies! Premium or bust!

ManBungalow · Post by **ManBungalow** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 7:00 am

Three men walk into a bar.
The barman shouts, "Oi! We don't serve your kind here, get out!"
So the leader of the walking-in trio - who happens to look like the former governor of California - adjusts his shades to better look at the bartender, then says in a rough Austrian accent "It's okay. I'm the Conqueror on http://www.conquerclub.com.
The barman is starting to lose his temper and retorts, "If you're the Conqueror on http://www.conquerclub.com, then I'm Mickey Mouse!"
Then, concurrently, the barman reaches under the counter and one of the trio shifts his leather trench coat to reveal an array of handguns.
Both parties look at each other for a moment in silence, until the barman cocks the shotgun he is holding.
That's when things start to get messy, because they clearly want to play a triples game but the bartender doesn't have a team organised. Unfortunately for him, the game he's been invited to is a public game, and two pieces of toast join his team soon after he accepts the invite.
That's when the third member of the trio - who, up to this point, hasn't said a word - comments in the game chat:
"ffs dice ur all food"
So the barman, who is suspecting secret diplomacy by this point, heads over to the C&A forum to file a report, only to find that somebody has already made a thread accusing the very same three people he happens to be playing of farming! Wow!

Jyshon · Post by **Jyshon** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:08 pm

Two peanuts joined a terminator game.

One was assaulted.

Jyshon · Post by **Jyshon** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:09 pm

peanut.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:21 pm

Jyshon wrote:peanut.

lol! he said peanut!

natty dread · Post by **natty dread** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:53 am

peas have nuts?

shieldgenerator7 · Post by **shieldgenerator7** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:21 pm

a string joins an 8 player game on classic.
he told all the players he was the best player on CC, and so the players challenged him and said that if he lost he would have to fray his edges and tie himself in a knot. The string arrogantly agreed.
well, the string lasted until 3 players left. he got escalating spoils, took out a player, and then got more spoils, but the last army guy of the last player defeated his stack of 100 with just 1 guy. "What?!" so then the player survives and gets escalating spoils and wipes him out.
then one defeated player comes back and comments in the box: "Did you win, string?"
then the string says... "I'm a frayed knot"

SirSebstar · Post by **SirSebstar** » Thu May 26, 2011 3:42 pm

What is the difference between a greek economy and Conquerclub intensity cubes.... The cubes only screw you, the greek us all

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Tue Oct 14, 2014 4:31 pm

Q: What did the green conquer star say to the purple conquer star?

A: Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!

the black jesus has amused you all (or ya'll, as we say in tex-ass)...-el Jesus negro

Arama86n · Post by **Arama86n** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 7:45 am

That was actually slightly amusing. I chuckled.
What isn't amusing is this mother of all necrobumbs.
Go stand in the corner for 27 minutes and think about what you did Owen.

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 8:10 am

Jyshon wrote:Two peanuts joined a terminator game.

One was assaulted.

actually, it would be, "one was a salted." sigh... *eyes rolling out of my black jesus skull*...-Jésus noir

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