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If you have read the pick up line thread then you get the point of this thread.
i wanna commit suicide, but i only understand advice and proverbs that are about conquer club,
either help or kill me, that part is up to you,
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Confucius say, man who think he has enough troops to eliminate opponent, need at least 2 more.
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he whose mood is changeable as random number generator should go the full kamchatka
had i been wise, i would have seen that her simplicity cost her a fortune
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Clubfucius say, never trust 4v1's--no matter what the stats say, you will lose them 65% of the time.
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If you auto and fail, you must do the honorable thing, [hands over a sword].
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Never underestimate the strength of one troop.


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Statistics and odds were designed by evil gods of war to fool the strategist. They just don't apply.

15 is always stronger than 20, you just fear to attack 15vs20 and win.

Never base your moves on previous experience. It doesn't matter anyway.
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Con-Belichick say, "stats are for loosers, final scores are for winners".
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confucious say: if you need hack dice to win, do!Better live in forum zan die Feudal War!! Confucious spoked.
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Clubfucious say: "Physics and philosophy velly same. Like magnet attlact metal, attacker tlipple six attlact defender double six"
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SomeEmoKid wrote:If you have read the pick up line thread then you get the point of this thread.
i wanna commit suicide, but i only understand advice and proverbs that are about conquer club,
either help or kill me, that part is up to you,
GO!
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Clubfucius Say: Fear Not the Doodle. Practice and Master.....so when others play Doodle, they will fear You
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Clubfucius says: "He who deadbeats earns the greatest scorn."


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Begbie wrote:Clubfucious say: "Physics and philosophy velly same. Like magnet attlact metal, attacker tlipple six attlact defender double six"
You are doing your racism wrong. The stereotype is that l's sound like r's, not the opposite (which is what you wrote).
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sully800 wrote:
Begbie wrote:Clubfucious say: "Physics and philosophy velly same. Like magnet attlact metal, attacker tlipple six attlact defender double six"
You are doing your racism wrong. The stereotype is that l's sound like r's, not the opposite (which is what you wrote).
Im sorry - racism?!?!?! It would be greatly appreciated if you could explain why you would publicly make that accusation, and on what basis. Perhaps while you're at it to could let me know, under the terms of your sterotype, how 'dipshit' would sound, and perhaps 'asshole'? Cheers :D
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Confucius says "Too may cooks spoils the quad team".
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Begbie wrote:Im sorry - racism?!?!?! It would be greatly appreciated if you could explain why you would publicly make that accusation, and on what basis. Perhaps while you're at it to could let me know, under the terms of your sterotype, how 'dipshit' would sound, and perhaps 'asshole'? Cheers :D
No need to get worked up and flame, it just seemed like your post was an attempt to sound like Confucius and I found it very hard to read since you switched all the r's to l's (which doesn't make a lot of sense).

Clubfucius say, when map almost finished wait 6 more months to release it. :P
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sully800 wrote:
Begbie wrote:Im sorry - racism?!?!?! It would be greatly appreciated if you could explain why you would publicly make that accusation, and on what basis. Perhaps while you're at it to could let me know, under the terms of your sterotype, how 'dipshit' would sound, and perhaps 'asshole'? Cheers :D
No need to get worked up and flame, it just seemed like your post was an attempt to sound like Confucius and I found it very hard to read since you switched all the r's to l's (which doesn't make a lot of sense).:P
Well mate - something being hard to read, thats a bit different to an inference of rascism..........
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Clubfucius says: "Know your enemies...consider their ratings and tags."


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Yeah this is all mild racism, but who cares? Everybody's racist.

Club-fucius say: get good at Crossword and you get good Cross Swords. :ugeek:
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Begbie wrote:
sully800 wrote:
Begbie wrote:Clubfucious say: "Physics and philosophy velly same. Like magnet attlact metal, attacker tlipple six attlact defender double six"
You are doing your racism wrong. The stereotype is that l's sound like r's, not the opposite (which is what you wrote).
Im sorry - racism?!?!?! It would be greatly appreciated if you could explain why you would publicly make that accusation, and on what basis. Perhaps while you're at it to could let me know, under the terms of your sterotype, how 'dipshit' would sound, and perhaps 'asshole'? Cheers :D
Uhh, then what were you trying to do?
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sully800 wrote:
Begbie wrote:Clubfucious say: "Physics and philosophy velly same. Like magnet attlact metal, attacker tlipple six attlact defender double six"
You are doing your racism wrong. The stereotype is that l's sound like r's, not the opposite (which is what you wrote).

in fact, both the r's and the l's sound like a hybrid.


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conclubfucious say: see my dice and armies, your rank conqueror will become.
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He who believes "dice" are random a bigger fool than one who uses auto assault.
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