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[L M S]

"Lock the doors...and hope they don't have blasters." - Han
“In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.” - Obi Wan
"I find your lack of faith disturbing." - Darth Vader
“Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.” - Han
"All too easy." - Darth Vader

[muy_thaiguy]

"Close the blast doors! (blast doors shut) They'll never get through that!"-Vice Roy
"They're still getting through!"-Henchmen
"This is impossible!"-Vice Roy
"I do not think that words means what you think it means."- Inigo Montoya

[Phatscotty]

"...ya scruffy lookin Nerfherder!"

[jimboston]

"Close the blast doors! (blast doors shut) They'll never get through that!"-Vice Roy
"They're still getting through!"-Henchmen
"This is impossible!"-Vice Roy
"I do not think that words means what you think it means."- Inigo Montoya

or Princess Bride Wisdom... either one...

"Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line." - Vizzini

[mandalorian2298]

"Close the blast doors! (blast doors shut) They'll never get through that!"-Vice Roy
"They're still getting through!"-Henchmen
"This is impossible!"-Vice Roy
"I do not think that words means what you think it means."- Inigo Montoya

or Princess Bride Wisdom... either one...

"Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line." - bad guy whose name I forget

Bah, Sicilian is not so bad to play against. I would much rather avoid going against Ruy Lopez when death is on the line.

[jimboston]

What are Midichlorians?

No... I'm not posting a quote or some wisdom. What the f*ck are they?

Aside from being the stupidest idea George Lucas ever had?

[lord voldemort]

I have the power to save the one you love...you must chooooose!

[thegreekdog]

Are there rocks ahead? If there are, we'll all be dead.

[L M S]

Are there rocks ahead? If there are, we'll all be dead.

Run like hell.

[thegreekdog]

Are there rocks ahead? If there are, we'll all be dead.

Run like hell.

The correct response is "No more rhymes now I mean it!" and "Anybody want a peanut?"

[jimboston]

Who's a better swordsman... The Dread Pirate Roberts or Yoda?

[Phatscotty]

What are Midichlorians?

No... I'm not posting a quote or some wisdom. What the f*ck are they?

Aside from being the stupidest idea George Lucas ever had?

[King Doctor]

"The Pirate Code? It's more like a set of guidelines really..." - Jabba the Hutt

[Shed]

Boba Fett: What the?! GYAAAAAAHHHH..-thud-

[Doc_Brown]

What are Midichlorians?

Aside from being the stupidest idea George Lucas ever had?

Not sure this one was as bad as Jar Jar. I remember after the first movie my friends and I discussed the one way the Jar Jar story could be acceptable - Jar Jar becomes a Sith ("Meesa Darth Darth Binks. Yousa gonna die!"), followed soon after with him getting split in two by a light saber.

[jimboston]

What are Midichlorians?

Aside from being the stupidest idea George Lucas ever had?

Not sure this one was as bad as Jar Jar. I remember after the first movie my friends and I discussed the one way the Jar Jar story could be acceptable - Jar Jar becomes a Sith ("Meesa Darth Darth Binks. Yousa gonna die!"), followed soon after with him getting split in two by a light saber.

Jar Jar = Stupid and Annoying

Midichlorians = Ultimate Fail

You have this great idea... religious in its' nature... about an all pervasive 'force' that exists in everything, living and unliving. You then figure we need to have a scientific way to measure this force??????

How can you scientifically measure God? Faith? Spirituality?

Can you stick a needle into people and from this determine who is most faithful, or pios? Who is closer to God and most likely going to Heaven?

NO

If you could do that you can take faith out of religion. Just measure the iron content of my blood and move on.