Conquer Club can suck my....

[azezzo]

Dont give me the random dice bullshit as an excuse for the dice.
Admittadly, I am a degenerate gambler, reformed,I gave up gambling and became a meber of CC back in '07, but just the same, ive had multiple bookiees, Ive been to numerous casinos, been given free trips to Vegas, etc.but when you play here the dice are not truely random as they would like you to believe, They are more so either hot, or cold and when they are cold they are fucking ice cold, forget about any conservative play, it wont help, and God help you if you are a speed player, as a compulsive personality might be.

[Serbia]

In other news, it was unseasonably warm in metro Detroit today, with temperatures reaching 50 degrees in the region.

[jefjef]

I swear on my life the dice are random! The streaks and crazy attacks are NORMAL

They should at least give reach arounds.

[natty dread]

Looks like pretty good dice to me.

[nippersean]

Here's a thing Natty. For the umpteenth time - you do not understand the OP. Here's a plan, don't post unless you do, or just don't post.

[natty dread]

Here's a thing Natty. For the umpteenth time - you do not understand the OP. Here's a plan, don't post unless you do, or just don't post.

I'm sorry to hear that, Sean. Hey, how's the old butt doing? Still hurting?

[barackattack]

I think they should just trust us to roll our own dice and report the results. This way everyone could see the rolls they were getting and see that there was no bias.

[grifftron]

In other news, it was unseasonably warm in metro Detroit today, with temperatures reaching 50 degrees in the region.

[azezzo]

Ok, after a good nights sleep, The alcohol has long since worn off, I realize that my judgement may have been clouded by the tequilla when I wrote the subject line. I do not retract my dice statement, but do apologize for my subject title.

[Crazyirishman]

I CC fucks you with the dice ( not in the fun way), what would make you think it would be good at oral?

[King_Herpes]

Dont give me the random dice bullshit as an excuse for the dice.
Admittadly, I am a degenerate gambler, reformed,I gave up gambling and became a meber of CC back in '07, but just the same, ive had multiple bookiees, Ive been to numerous casinos, been given free trips to Vegas, etc.but when you play here the dice are not truely random as they would like you to believe, They are more so either hot, or cold and when they are cold they are fucking ice cold, forget about any conservative play, it wont help, and God help you if you are a speed player, as a compulsive personality might be.

Sorry about your little butt.

[niMic]

Dont give me the random dice bullshit as an excuse for the dice.
Admittadly, I am a degenerate gambler, reformed,I gave up gambling and became a meber of CC back in '07, but just the same, ive had multiple bookiees, Ive been to numerous casinos, been given free trips to Vegas, etc.but when you play here the dice are not truely random as they would like you to believe, They are more so either hot, or cold and when they are cold they are fucking ice cold, forget about any conservative play, it wont help, and God help you if you are a speed player, as a compulsive personality might be.

[natty dread]

Here's the thing though - obsessive gamblers are the worst people in the world to assess what is random and what is not.

[QoH]

Scrubs FTW

[Dukasaur]

Ok, after a good nights sleep, The alcohol has long since worn off, I realize that my judgement may have been clouded by the tequilla when I wrote the subject line. I do not retract my dice statement, but do apologize for my subject title.

There is a thing called an Edit button. It's not too late.

[zimmah]

Ok, after a good nights sleep, The alcohol has long since worn off, I realize that my judgement may have been clouded by the tequilla when I wrote the subject line. I do not retract my dice statement, but do apologize for my subject title.

There is a thing called an Edit button. It's not too late.

it is now, since you quoted it.

[HighlanderAttack]

Normal CC Dice example against a one

211*2
665*6
432*5
611*6
322*3
514*5
656*6
344*4
43*4
1*1

your normal 11v1 fail

[jefjef]

Ok, after a good nights sleep, The alcohol has long since worn off, I realize that my judgement may have been clouded by the tequilla when I wrote the subject line. I do not retract my dice statement, but do apologize for my subject title.

There is a thing called an Edit button. It's not too late.

it is now, since you quoted it.

He can still edit the title and make it all warm and fuzzy (the old title will only show on posts made under it)...

@ highlander. Yes - CC's version of random is highly questionable.

[Gen.LeeGettinhed]

a private equity group is backing me in buying a small media group -- but I have to put together a crack team. I recommend:
Azezzo: developing eyecatching headlines
CrazyIrishman: Editor
Nattydread and HighlandAttack: Research/investigative
jefjef and Barackattack: strategy/options/alternatives
King_Herpes: legal (below)
Master Bush/Chariot of Fire: Farm Reports (general principles)
+ niMic: comedy (below)

Regarding HA's 11v1 dice, I noticed:
211*2
665*6
432*5
611*6
322*3
514*5
656*6
344*4
43*4
1*1

# A D
6 5 3
5 3 2
4 5 2
3 4 1
2 4 1
1 6 1
not all that far from being random. . .but STRUNG together in bad sequences. MAYBE. . .instead of CC's limited dumbass options, go back to basic game choice: attack with 3 or 2 or 1 instead of with max -- when attacker chooses. . and outcome MIGHT be:
21*1 Win <-- with just 1 less attacking dice on first go around
266*5 Win
643*2 win
561*1 win
632*2 win
351*4 win
565*6 loss
634*4 win
44*3 win
4*1 Win (1 extra)
. . .same sequence of dice, different matchups -- and outcome would have been 9:1 instead of 0-10. Get an option to change-up the break-ups in the random string. . .by not having ot attack with max all the time. Who's gonna write the E-ticket?

[King_Herpes]

Ok, after a good nights sleep, The alcohol has long since worn off, I realize that my judgement may have been clouded by the tequilla when I wrote the subject line. I do not retract my dice statement, but do apologize for my subject title.

There is a thing called an Edit button. It's not too late.

What do you mean, what's wrong with the title?









Ohhhh, yeah you might want to change that.

[codierose]

why bother they are not listening its random deal with it so they say

[Crazyirishman]

a private equity group is backing me in buying a small media group -- but I have to put together a crack team. I recommend:
Azezzo: developing eyecatching headlines
CrazyIrishman: Editor
Nattydread and HighlandAttack: Research/investigative
jefjef and Barackattack: strategy/options/alternatives

Im in, this crack team would be the CC version of this:

[natty dread]

Everyone who complains about the dice is a FRIGGIN MORON

that's my statement and I stand behind it


SEE EDIT BUTTON WORKS FINE

[barackattack]

crack team?

I get it, Crazy. Very wry

[HighlanderAttack]

I dont complain about the dice ever--just the random numbers--dice dont act this way