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Most original in game team chat excuses for mistakes

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2012-02-19 00:49:13 - Pedronicus [team]: sorry guys. i'm playing this in the dark with an overhead projector pointing at me with lady and the tramp on the wall behind my head...
2012-02-19 00:51:58 - Pedronicus [team]: all i've got is a bluey pink light dazzling me
2012-02-19 00:54:11 - Pedronicus [team]: made a right f*ck up ending turn
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:lol: Oh, I love Lady and the Tramp. A classic love story. No wonder you were distracted. :P
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2011-12-27 22:35:52 - jimboy [team]: ?
2011-12-27 22:35:57 - jimboy [team]: wtf?
2011-12-27 22:36:19 - jimboy [team]: didn't feel like breaking the blue bonus?
2011-12-27 22:36:31 - King_Herpes [team]: nah who needs to do that
2011-12-27 22:36:49 - demonfork [team]: lol
2011-12-27 22:37:04 - demonfork [team]: it's not that important
2011-12-27 22:37:52 - demonfork [team]: they need a fair shot, its wrong that i dropped a +2
2011-12-27 22:38:03 - demonfork [team]: it makes for good sport brah
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Excuse for attacking down to 1 in a No Spoils game:

2011-11-16 07:25:51 - happyfeet [team]: 9v3 almost didnt get it
2011-11-20 08:37:11 - happyfeet [team]: 4v1 and i couldnt get a card
2011-11-24 05:41:00 - happyfeet [team]: crap forget to get card lol
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Pretty much anything with Pedro. Thing is the mistakes are rarely his (unless it's Poker Night Thursdays and he returns home mauled and starts his turns) and more ours for even suggesting he makes an attack. This kinda sums it up:

2012-02-23 02:31:58 - Pedronicus [team]: prince charles is a terrible idea. have you not heard about my infamous dice? stick 'em on prince charles and allow me to introduce you to them
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Not really an excuse, but here's this, from a trips Supermax game.

2012-02-15 19:01:32 - MegasWoman [team]: farm...duane...clear out the backyard of yellow
2012-02-16 10:42:13 - farm [team]: chappy's yellow?
2012-02-16 11:07:15 - chapcrap [team]: haha
2012-02-16 11:07:23 - chapcrap [team]: yeah, don't listen to Megas about killing me please
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chapcrap wrote:Not really an excuse, but here's this, from a trips Supermax game.

2012-02-15 19:01:32 - MegasWoman [team]: farm...duane...clear out the backyard of yellow
2012-02-16 10:42:13 - farm [team]: chappy's yellow?
2012-02-16 11:07:15 - chapcrap [team]: haha
2012-02-16 11:07:23 - chapcrap [team]: yeah, don't listen to Megas about killing me please
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