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natty_dread wrote:Do ponies have sex?
(proud member of the Occasionally Wrongly Banned)Army of GOD wrote:the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
Agreed.john9blue wrote:drunk BBS is awesome.
I'm a guy, so I fall asleep.BigBallinStalin wrote: After you climax while having sexual intercourse with another person or with only yourself, describe your mental state at that moment.
^john9blue wrote:drunk BBS is awesome.
No stamina for an encore?Woodruff wrote:I'm a guy, so I fall asleep.BigBallinStalin wrote: After you climax while having sexual intercourse with another person or with only yourself, describe your mental state at that moment.

Absolutely, once I wake up from the nap I mentioned. <grin>nagerous wrote:No stamina for an encore?Woodruff wrote:I'm a guy, so I fall asleep.BigBallinStalin wrote: After you climax while having sexual intercourse with another person or with only yourself, describe your mental state at that moment.
It's true that involuntary ejaculation can be embarrassing and humiliating, though sometimes can lighten the mood. At the funeral of Snakes McGraw I involuntarily ejaculated on Snakes' sister-in-law. Everyone laughed and it made a somber situation a bit more frivolous and fun. People were like, "Oh, Saxi!BigBallinStalin wrote:Would cumming on her titties count as such a moment? Why, yes, but only if it's voluntary.
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism
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Oh, Saxi. That's not what I meant.saxitoxin wrote:It's true that involuntary ejaculation can be embarrassing and humiliating, though sometimes can lighten the mood. At the funeral of Snakes McGraw I involuntarily ejaculated on Snakes' sister-in-law. Everyone laughed and it made a somber situation a bit more frivolous and fun. People were like, "Oh, Saxi!BigBallinStalin wrote:Would cumming on her titties count as such a moment? Why, yes, but only if it's voluntary."
Another time, however, I was at a cooking class the Crab Shack was sponsoring and I involuntarily ejaculated during the clam chowder session. It was terrible, we had to throw out the whole pot. People were like, "Oh, Saxi."
Well this answers the age old question of whether saxi wears underwear with his short shorts.saxitoxin wrote:It's true that involuntary ejaculation can be embarrassing and humiliating, though sometimes can lighten the mood. At the funeral of Snakes McGraw I involuntarily ejaculated on Snakes' sister-in-law. Everyone laughed and it made a somber situation a bit more frivolous and fun. People were like, "Oh, Saxi!BigBallinStalin wrote:Would cumming on her titties count as such a moment? Why, yes, but only if it's voluntary."
Another time, however, I was at a cooking class the Crab Shack was sponsoring and I involuntarily ejaculated during the clam chowder session. It was terrible, we had to throw out the whole pot. People were like, "Oh, Saxi."
Because Stannigan was so surprised when I ejaculated into the chowder he spilled his Diet Dr. Pepper in there. Who wants clam chowder with the taste of Dr. P mixed in? YUCK.2dimes wrote:Why?saxitoxin wrote: It was terrible, we had to throw out the whole pot.
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism
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For some reason, after reading this, I felt that the next sentence Xeno didn't write is that he would then go to beat-up homeless people with a bit of the ol' ultra-violence.xeno wrote:I feel a little fucked up from all the sweet sweet dopamine released in my brain

... it made sense. It was the fact he ended his sentence with Mr. Green. So, kudos to / for figuring out the Mr. Green mystery. As for Xeno, we need to wrench him from the corrupting influence of Mr. Green./ wrote:Mr. Green is literally green with envy, he smiles for you, but secretly wants you to be as miserable as he is, and is just a good enough actor to hide the fact that he killed Mr.Boddy with a wrench in the kitchen.
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Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism
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Wow, that's got the potential for some really awkward situations. Someone, hopefully not a child, discovers woodruff with his drawers around his ankles, fast asleep in front of the computer with nasty images on the screen.Woodruff wrote:I'm a guy, so I fall asleep.BigBallinStalin wrote: After you climax while having sexual intercourse with another person or with only yourself, describe your mental state at that moment.

I DISAGREEMaugena wrote:
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism
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Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism
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