Political Parties

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I was reading an article in the Reader's Digest titled "25 Secrets Your Congressperson Won't Tell You"
This was one quote from an anonymous ex-congressman from the southeast

As soon as you get to Washington, whether you're a new Republican or a new Democrat, your party pulls you off into a retreat and brainwashes you that the No.1 thing you can do is to defeat the other team. Everything they tell you is through a political prism: 'What can we do to win?'

[F1fth]

Political parties are way more boring than normal parties.

[Dukasaur]

I was the first one to vote. Not sure if that's ever happened before.

[Army of GOD]

Political parties are way more boring than normal parties.

And normal parties are way more boring than golf parties

[whitestazn88]

I actually enjoy all parties, except for tupperware parties.

Fooled me once, definitely a shame on that bitch. Fool me a second time? No chance ho.

[rdsrds2120]

Can I be a member of the Pizza Party?



Note: This just in from Fox -- Obama wastes taxpayers dollars on 3 large pizzas. Conservatives outraged at Barack's overzealous attempts to spread the dough and take a big piece of this taxpayer's pie.

BMO

[jonesthecurl]

Baloney.

[Timminz]

I actually enjoy all parties, except for tupperware parties.

Fooled me once, definitely a shame on that bitch. Fool me a second time? No chance ho.

If you don't like tupperware parties, maybe you'd prefer Tupperware Remix Party, instead.

[john9blue]

Political parties are way more boring than normal parties.

And normal parties are way more boring than golf parties

but there ain't no party like a scranton party

[tzor]

Political parties are way more boring than normal parties.

And normal parties are way more boring than golf parties

But the combination is a great success. I've often found that after golf dinners from political fund raising golf events are actually kind of medicore ... better than boring but certainly not something you would pay the cost for. Still they can be slightly better than your typical family reunion party.

[Timminz]

Political parties are way more boring than normal parties.

And normal parties are way more boring than golf parties

But the combination is a great success. I've often found that after golf dinners from political fund raising golf events are actually kind of medicore ... better than boring but certainly not something you would pay the cost for. Still they can be slightly better than your typical family reunion party.

Not when you have an awesome family, like mine.

[thegreekdog]

Political parties are way more boring than normal parties.

And normal parties are way more boring than golf parties

But the combination is a great success. I've often found that after golf dinners from political fund raising golf events are actually kind of medicore ... better than boring but certainly not something you would pay the cost for. Still they can be slightly better than your typical family reunion party.

Not when you have an awesome family, like mine.

My family parties generally revolve around a revolving lamb (on a spit) and copious amounts of ozou.

[notyou2]

I was the first one to vote. Not sure if that's ever happened before.

f*ck you're old.

[Timminz]

Political parties are way more boring than normal parties.

And normal parties are way more boring than golf parties

But the combination is a great success. I've often found that after golf dinners from political fund raising golf events are actually kind of medicore ... better than boring but certainly not something you would pay the cost for. Still they can be slightly better than your typical family reunion party.

Not when you have an awesome family, like mine.

My family parties generally revolve around a revolving lamb (on a spit) and copious amounts of ozou.

Coincidentally, this weekend I will be attending a family wedding that involves a revolving pig (on a spit) and copious amounts of beer, wine, and probably a half-dozen different types of hard liquor.

[notyou2]

One would assume there would be altitude adjustments as well.

[Timminz]

One would assume there would be altitude adjustments as well.

Probably, for most of us.