Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:03 am

What is the sexiest rivalry on Conquer Club?

kentington · Post by **kentington** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:14 am

I chose AOG vs VS

I didn't know there was a rivalry between them, but they both have it going on so it must be great!

Lootifer · Post by **Lootifer** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:15 am

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:16 am

I think you spelled "midget fetish" wrong Kent.

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:18 am

I nominate the "big man" rivalry of myself vs jonesthecurl.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:39 am

Of my personal rivalries, my favorite one is of me vs. gradybitches.

A lot of the banter is in the NFL subforum, but here's a good post: https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... s#p3186757

of the ones in the OP, I'm stuck between j9b/natty and BBS/Sym. They're the most equal, in my opinion.

Haggis_McMutton · Post by **Haggis_McMutton** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:09 am

The one with the fanfiction of course.

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:39 am

Clearly BBS and I have a passion that will stand for ages. A bromance for the ages encompassing calls for death, crime and punishment (relegated to forum rules, of course), and now a self imposed exile involving a dodgy money-making scheme.

He is my Heathcliff. Who doesn't like a bad-boy sketchy economist?

What's not sexy about that?

Haggis_McMutton · Post by **Haggis_McMutton** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:53 am

Symmetry wrote:Clearly BBS and I have a passion that will stand for ages. A bromance for the ages encompassing calls for death, crime and punishment (relegated to forum rules, of course), and now a self imposed exile involving a dodgy money-making scheme.

He is my Heathcliff. Who doesn't like a bad-boy sketchy economist?

What's not sexy about that?

Good start. Now flesh out the fanfiction to a couple pages and you may have something there.

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:02 am

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Clearly BBS and I have a passion that will stand for ages. A bromance for the ages encompassing calls for death, crime and punishment (relegated to forum rules, of course), and now a self imposed exile involving a dodgy money-making scheme.

He is my Heathcliff. Who doesn't like a bad-boy sketchy economist?

What's not sexy about that?
Good start. Now flesh out the fanfiction to a couple pages and you may have something there.

"BBS, rogue economist, saw him across the grand forum. The chiseled brow, the striking complection, the perfect symmetry of his features. He felt drawn."

I've only got that first set of sentences down, but I've got an outline of the ending-

Spoiler

We have a vampire baby together.

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:09 am

Hm, pretty tough choices...

--Andy

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:16 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Clearly BBS and I have a passion that will stand for ages. A bromance for the ages encompassing calls for death, crime and punishment (relegated to forum rules, of course), and now a self imposed exile involving a dodgy money-making scheme.

He is my Heathcliff. Who doesn't like a bad-boy sketchy economist?

What's not sexy about that?
Good start. Now flesh out the fanfiction to a couple pages and you may have something there.
"BBS, rogue economist, saw him across the grand forum. The chiseled brow, the striking complection, the perfect symmetry of his features. He felt drawn."

I've only got that first set of sentences down, but I've got an outline of the ending-

Spoiler
We have a vampire baby together.

So hot. Just changed my vote from Sam/Lootifer to BBS/Symm.

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:50 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Clearly BBS and I have a passion that will stand for ages. A bromance for the ages encompassing calls for death, crime and punishment (relegated to forum rules, of course), and now a self imposed exile involving a dodgy money-making scheme.

He is my Heathcliff. Who doesn't like a bad-boy sketchy economist?

What's not sexy about that?
Good start. Now flesh out the fanfiction to a couple pages and you may have something there.
"BBS, rogue economist, saw him across the grand forum. The chiseled brow, the striking complection, the perfect symmetry of his features. He felt drawn."

I've only got that first set of sentences down, but I've got an outline of the ending-

Spoiler
We have a vampire baby together.
So hot. Just changed my vote from Sam/Lootifer to BBS/Symm.

You can't spell symmetry without S and M. Just thought I'd point that out.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:07 pm

Or "Boobies" without BBS.

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:18 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Or "Boobies" without BBS.

Don't cheapen this.

Lootifer · Post by **Lootifer** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:15 pm

Sym has won my vote.

Also give me a new partner; the thing with sam is like a quicky in the bathroom with some disco-biscuit popping psychology undergrad. Not even worthy of the title one night stand.

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:28 pm

Lootifer wrote:Sym has won my vote.

Also give me a new partner; the thing with sam is like a quicky in the bathroom with some disco-biscuit popping psychology undergrad. Not even worthy of the title one night stand.

It's easy to win these things. Saxitoxin and Nietzsche have nothing to say anymore apart from desperate polls comparing other posters, I try to throw them a bone from time to time.

They shouldn't starve, after all.

Haggis_McMutton · Post by **Haggis_McMutton** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:35 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Sym has won my vote.

Also give me a new partner; the thing with sam is like a quicky in the bathroom with some disco-biscuit popping psychology undergrad. Not even worthy of the title one night stand.
It's easy to win these things. Saxitoxin and Nietzsche have nothing to say anymore apart from desperate polls comparing other posters, I try to throw them a bone from time to time.

They shouldn't starve, after all.

oooh, symm is trying to turn this into an orgy.

DoomYoshi · Post by **DoomYoshi** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:10 pm

pimpdave v reality is the sexiest one.

I miss him btw.

nietzsche · Post by **nietzsche** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:12 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Sym has won my vote.

Also give me a new partner; the thing with sam is like a quicky in the bathroom with some disco-biscuit popping psychology undergrad. Not even worthy of the title one night stand.
It's easy to win these things. Saxitoxin and Nietzsche have nothing to say anymore apart from desperate polls comparing other posters, I try to throw them a bone from time to time.

They shouldn't starve, after all.

I'm glad you are back

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:29 pm

nietzsche wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Sym has won my vote.

Also give me a new partner; the thing with sam is like a quicky in the bathroom with some disco-biscuit popping psychology undergrad. Not even worthy of the title one night stand.
It's easy to win these things. Saxitoxin and Nietzsche have nothing to say anymore apart from desperate polls comparing other posters, I try to throw them a bone from time to time.

They shouldn't starve, after all.
I'm glad you are back

Was i gone?

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:45 pm

Phatty Woody....the names alone generate pictures of sexiness.

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:47 pm

Just dropped nietzsche vs. funkeyterrance and replaced them with BBS vs. Metsfanmax. That's turning out to be HOT.

Phatscotty · Post by **Phatscotty** » Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:32 pm

just jealous....

Metsfanmax · Post by **Metsfanmax** » Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:25 pm

Are candidates allowed to vote for themselves?

Asking for a friend.