ITT: things which suck
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Army of GOD
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lice
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You stole my line.jonesthecurl wrote:Vacuum.
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People who steal lines.
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People who steal lampreys.
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Black Ho-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-les
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Tornadoes
Renewed yet infused with apathy.
Let's just have a good time, all right?
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Let's just have a good time, all right?
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I was originally going to call this thread things which are unhip. None of the current jokes would have made sense.
But lips work.
So lips.
Lips.
But lips work.
So lips.
Lips.
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Lipps Inc.
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Ok, so lips are both unhip and suck. Know what's hip and doesn't suck?
The Brand New Dyson Digital Slim Vacuum. It's by Dyson.
It's so awesome. It does all kinds of cool things that your older vacuums never could. You can clean tight spaces in your brand-new Red Edition Land Rover Defender.
Remember, if you forget your vacuum in the car afterwards, nobody will recognize it as a vacuum and nobody will steal it!
Those silly fools will only steal your $120k truck instead.
The Brand New Dyson Digital Slim Vacuum. It's by Dyson.
It's so awesome. It does all kinds of cool things that your older vacuums never could. You can clean tight spaces in your brand-new Red Edition Land Rover Defender.
Remember, if you forget your vacuum in the car afterwards, nobody will recognize it as a vacuum and nobody will steal it!
Those silly fools will only steal your $120k truck instead.
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