Favorite (Or Recent) Tweets From North Korea's Twitter

[AndyDufresne]

Partially inspired by the 'Bad Translating' topic of yore.

(All messages loosely translated into English via Google Translate, so butchered definitely)

North Korea's Official Twitter Account

May 29th, 2013

Greeting, under the leadership of Comrade Kim Jong-un, often military-first, the final victory of socialism along the way to move forward vigorously against our invincible revolutionary victory is forever.

June 1st, 2013

With Fresh grass greener grow in the hearts of million of giant pillars of patriotism in the country in the near future the 21st century civilization powerhouse, will stand up to the height of the economic powerhouse.

June 6th, 2013

The extreme north, partial recognition by the bright light of truth will always be torn down.

--Andy

[Haggis_McMutton]

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[thegreekdog]

so butchered probably

I think you meant to use "definitely" instead of "probably."

[AndyDufresne]

May 26th, 2013

Our nuclear deterrent is a thorough self-defense war.

April 2nd, 2013

One hand and a gun in the other hand a sickle and all independently Guardsmen march, heroic fortitude of the people are keeping strengthen our country.

--Andy

[Dukasaur]

I wonder if he'd be willing to write for the Dispatch.

[AAFitz]

HOLY SHIT!!! He must be the one writing all those damn Cat Memes!