Horrible food

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 2:02 am

I'm writing a little comedic something which involves disgusting food, or combinations thereof. Suggestions?
My first thought was bananas and lima beans.

khazalid · Post by **khazalid** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 4:19 am

capers and caramel.

gherkin and grape.

PB and pickle.

royalty fee is 5%

mrswdk · Post by **mrswdk** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 4:28 am

Fish and chips.

waauw · Post by **waauw** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 5:26 am

balut

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:23 am

bangers n mash

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 7:55 am

I went through a phase where I put apple sauce on everything. The one people seemed to think was the weirdest was leftover lasagna, cold, topped with apple sauce and shredded parmesan. Another favorite was apple sauce on chicken breast. My step-mom tended to cook chicken until it was dry, so the apple sauce provided some moisture.

Bollocks.

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 10:47 am

Always loved the Calvin and Hobbes strip where he got school lunch of beanie weenies and he claimed it was Cigar Butts in a Gallstone sauce

Chinese food reference to Cream of Sum Yung Boy soup....

Actual definition of Haggis from the movie Armageddon

Max: My favorite dish is haggis. Heart, lungs, liver. You shove that all in a sheep's stomach, then you boil it. That'll put some hair on your ass!

mrswdk · Post by **mrswdk** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 10:58 am

KoolBak wrote:Chinese food reference to Cream of Sum Yung Boy soup....

You must be thinking of virgin eggs.

riskllama · Post by **riskllama** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:46 am

that's pretty disgusting. have you tried them, mrs?

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:50 am

mrswdk wrote:
KoolBak wrote:Chinese food reference to Cream of Sum Yung Boy soup....
You must be thinking of virgin eggs.

Heinous....gods....

There ya go Jonezy....just what the doctor ordered!

mrswdk · Post by **mrswdk** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:50 am

@risklemur lol, no. As far as I can tell they're specific to one city, just south of Shanghai.

riskllama · Post by **riskllama** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:57 am

ok. would you?

mrswdk · Post by **mrswdk** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 12:11 pm

Nope ^_^ even I have my limits.

demonfork · Post by **demonfork** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 12:29 pm

Gagh is pretty awful.

Streaker · Post by **Streaker** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 1:31 pm

haggis not that disgusting when you try it. Just don't imagine what you are eating.
Apple sauce on chicken is common practice in Belgium, nothing disgusting about it. That lasagne though

Want disgusting? Try cereals and orange juice.

waauw · Post by **waauw** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 1:48 pm

Streaker wrote:Apple sauce on chicken is common practice in Belgium, nothing disgusting about it. That lasagne though

Wait wut? What part of Belgium is that?

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 2:22 pm

Streaker wrote:haggis not that disgusting when you try it. Just don't imagine what you are eating.
Apple sauce on chicken is common practice in Belgium, nothing disgusting about it. That lasagne though

Want disgusting? Try cereals and orange juice.

I used to work with a guy that put beer on his breakfast cereal (specifically, Newcastle Brown).

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 2:57 pm

I've put both apple juice and orange juice in cereal before. Not at the same time, different occasions. And typically, when I put milk in, it's a tiny tiny amount. I hate soggy cereal. I had a friend who used to say I had cereal with "high humidity", because I put in so little milk.

Bollocks.

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 2:59 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:I used to work with a guy that put beer on his breakfast cereal (specifically, Newcastle Brown).

I can see that. Though, it's kind of a waste of a decent beer.

Bollocks.

DoomYoshi · Post by **DoomYoshi** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:08 pm

Anything that isn't meat and potatoes.

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 4:34 pm

Lobster and milk

Post by **Dukasaur** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 2:41 am

KoolBak wrote:Always loved the Calvin and Hobbes strip where he got school lunch of beanie weenies and he claimed it was Cigar Butts in a Gallstone sauce

Chinese food reference to Cream of Sum Yung Boy soup....

Actual definition of Haggis from the movie Armageddon

Max: My favorite dish is haggis. Heart, lungs, liver. You shove that all in a sheep's stomach, then you boil it. That'll put some hair on your ass!

Bravo!

I've always like the idea of eating haggis. I've just never encountered a place that actually had it. But it sounds sort of like a primitive liverwurst, and I've never met a liverwurst I didn't like.

khazalid · Post by **khazalid** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 8:41 am

haggis is actually pretty decent, at least, i don't remember it being as repulsive as it sounds.

that said, it's been at least a decade since i ate it..

if you're in the states, veggie haggis is pretty darn good with some tatties and brown sauce.

apey · Post by **apey** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 8:56 am

Us school lunch.

tzor · Post by **tzor** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 10:43 am

jonesthecurl wrote:I'm writing a little comedic something which involves disgusting food, or combinations thereof. Suggestions?

Well, since you are going for the comedic ... it's time to invoke the COLLEGE FRESHMAN DINING ROOM stories.

A freshman walked from the line with slices of cheese pizza and passed the salad bar.
That freshman added some pickles to the slices.
People thought that was funny
so
Pickles on your Pizza.

Some might still think that's disgusting but still funny.

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