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Which two celebrities would you most like to see fight?

Katy Perry vs Kendall Jenner
1
9%
Barron Trump vs Mike Tyson
3
27%
Chris Brown vs Rihanna
2
18%
DJ Khaled vs Jonah Hill
2
18%
JUSTIN BIEBER VS TOM CRUISE
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27%
 
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The Biebs is gonna WRECK Tom Cruise #deathpenalty

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The Bieber Fever has done it again:

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Tom Cruise - so old he probably still watches TV - is either going to PISS his pants in fear and run away, or he is going to step into the octagon and get kicked so hard his teeth line up with his nose properly.

Slam =D> dunk =D> Bieber =D>
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celebrity gladitorial contests? wow, this truly is the end of the 'murican empire... :?
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riskllama wrote:celebrity gladitorial contests? wow, this truly is the end of the 'murican empire...
beiber is a Canadian..

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Justin Bieber · 25 years old
5' 9" · 145.51 pound


Tom Cruise · 56 years old ( Acoomplished high school & college Wrestler)
5' 7" · 169.76 pound



but here's actual footage of Beiber Street Fighting.. it took less then 2 seconds to pin him down.....

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" remember Beiber.. you wanted this..." - Tom Cruise

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Will that guy just OD already
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NomadPatriot wrote:
riskllama wrote:celebrity gladitorial contests? wow, this truly is the end of the 'murican empire...
beiber is a Canadian..

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Justin Bieber · 25 years old
5' 9" · 145.51 pound


Tom Cruise · 56 years old ( Acoomplished high school & college Wrestler)
5' 7" · 169.76 pound



but here's actual footage of Beiber Street Fighting.. it took less then 2 seconds to pin him down.....

No way Cruise weighs that much unless he recently put on some pounds.

Anyway, I'm TEAM CRUISE.
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saxitoxin wrote:No way Cruise weighs that much unless he recently put on some pounds.
closest thing I could find in the UFC roster is Mike Pierce..
he's 5'8" / 170 pounds.. from the picture.. he looks like a Tom Cruise body type..

but yeah. Cruise smashes Biebers face in.. flips him onto the mat & breaks his arm in under 90 seconds

--> https://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Mike-Pierce-25415

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https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/bet ... mma-fight/

Also interesting, but less competitive:

McGREGOR vs. WAHLBERG FIGHT ODDS:
Conor McGregor -500
Mark Wahlberg +300
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mookiemcgee wrote:https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/betting-odds-released-for-potential-justin-bieber-vs-tom-cruise-mma-fight/

Also interesting, but less competitive:

McGREGOR vs. WAHLBERG FIGHT ODDS:
Conor McGregor -500
Mark Wahlberg +300
rule #1: don't f*ck w/ Mark Wahlberg

--> in 1988 Mark Wahlberg was a drug dealer and was tried for attempted murder before forming Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. At 998 Dorchester Avenue, Thanh Lam left his car carrying two cases of beer. As he crossed the sidewalk, Mark Wahlberg attacked Thanh Lam. Wahlberg was carrying a large wooden stick, approximately five feet long and two to three inches in diameter. Wahlberg approached Thanh Lam calling him a “Vietnam f*cking sh*t”, then hit him over the head with the stick...
later, In the presence of two police officers, Wahlberg stated: “You don’t have to let him identify me, I’ll tell you now that’s the mother-f*cker whose head I split open”,

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Bieber has zerp shot at beating Tom Cruise in any sort of fight - sorry, mrs...
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I’m on Team Cruise.

Not the biggest fan of Cruise nowadays... but I absolutely despise Bieber.

Regardless of my preference, I think Tom would crush the little girl.
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jimboston wrote:I’m on Team Cruise.

Not the biggest fan of Cruise nowadays... but I absolutely despise Bieber.

Regardless of my preference, I think Tom would crush the little girl.
how could he not?
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riskllama wrote:
jimboston wrote:I’m on Team Cruise.

Not the biggest fan of Cruise nowadays... but I absolutely despise Bieber.

Regardless of my preference, I think Tom would crush the little girl.
how could he not?
I don’t see anyway TC could lose to Bieber.
Maybe if we tied his hands behind his back AND let Bieber bring in a bodyguard?
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A properly executed zerp shot can be devastating.
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Tom would use his P-51. Bibs can't dance fast enough.

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riskllama wrote:Bieber has zerp shot at beating Tom Cruise in any sort of fight - sorry, mrs...
a Zerp Shot is when a Canadian Male is raping a Baby seal and just as he is about to ejaculate, a polar bear comes in and takes an explosive sh*t in the Canadians face... Llama knows this..
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only newfies do shit like that, NP...
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also, i'd say it would be far more likely that the Polar Bear would maul them both to death & eat them, as opposed to taking a dump on the dudes' face - don't be stupid, NP...
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Llama is getting uncomfortably defensive.... for some reason..
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lol, if you say so...*shrugs*. actually, it's just that i'm running a bit late for my microwave cookery class.
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I’m pretty sure Biebs is a veteran ninja and would kick Tom Cruise’s ass.
The Biebs is fighting for justice and against the evil empire of scientology. You guys just don’t want to see the kind of world hero he is.. he is an example for future generations and probably will be remembered as the best artist of the century.
If he beats scientology with his mighty fists he will become the hero we don’t deserve. Ask Orlando Bloom, he totally got ass kicked by the Biebs and he was supposed to be a mighty pirate. More like a mighty butt pirate if you ask me! Boom Bloom!!
#teambiebs
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NomadPatriot wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/bet ... mma-fight/

Also interesting, but less competitive:

McGREGOR vs. WAHLBERG FIGHT ODDS:
Conor McGregor -500
Mark Wahlberg +300
rule #1: don't f*ck w/ Mark Wahlberg

--> in 1988 Mark Wahlberg was a drug dealer and was tried for attempted murder before forming Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. At 998 Dorchester Avenue, Thanh Lam left his car carrying two cases of beer. As he crossed the sidewalk, Mark Wahlberg attacked Thanh Lam. Wahlberg was carrying a large wooden stick, approximately five feet long and two to three inches in diameter. Wahlberg approached Thanh Lam calling him a “Vietnam f*cking sh*t”, then hit him over the head with the stick...
later, In the presence of two police officers, Wahlberg stated: “You don’t have to let him identify me, I’ll tell you now that’s the mother-f*cker whose head I split open”,

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Yes, Merky Mark has quite the track record of white supremacist violence against defenseless children and old people:
In June 1986, when Wahlberg was about 15 years old, he and three friends chased after three black children while yelling "words of abuse" and throwing rocks at them. The next day, Wahlberg and others followed a group of schoolchildren taking a field trip on a beach, yelled racial epithets at them, threw rocks at them and "summoned other people who joined" in the harassment.

In April 1988, Wahlberg approached a middle-aged Vietnamese man named Thanh Lam on the street and, using a large wooden stick, struck him in the head until he was knocked unconscious while calling him a "Vietnam fucking shit"... Investigators also noted that Wahlberg "made numerous unsolicited racial statements about 'gooks' and 'slant-eyed gooks'".

Court documents state that in 1992, Wahlberg "without provocation or cause, viciously and repeatedly kicked" a man named Robert D. Crehan in the face and jaw while another man named Derek McCall held Crehan down on the ground.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Wahlberg

edit: spelling edited to avoid NomadPatriot's feelings being hurt by the verbal barbs of white supremacist Mark Wahlberg

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mrswdk wrote:In June 1986, when Wahlberg was about 15 years old, he and three friends chased after three black children while yelling "Kill the ******, kill the ******" and throwing rocks at them. The next day, Wahlberg and others followed a group of schoolchildren taking a field trip on a beach, yelled racial epithets at them, threw rocks at them and "summoned other people who joined" in the harassment.In April 1988, Wahlberg approached a middle-aged Vietnamese man named Thanh Lam on the street and, using a large wooden stick, struck him in the head until he was knocked unconscious while calling him a "Vietnam fu*king shit"... Investigators also noted that Wahlberg "made numerous unsolicited racial statements about '*****' and 'slant-eyed *****'".
your "Beiber Fever hatred of White Supremacy" just caused you to post Hate Speech numerous times without editing it..

I fixed it for you to show you the proper way to do it..
with words like that... if your not conscious enough to edit them. your just spreading the very thing you want to hate....

also reported you for it. sorry MRS... no mercy...
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betiko wrote:I’m pretty sure Biebs is a veteran ninja and would kick Tom Cruise’s ass.The Biebs is fighting for justice and against the evil empire of scientology. You guys just don’t want to see the kind of world hero he is.. he is an example for future generations and probably will be remembered as the best artist of the century.If he beats scientology with his mighty fists he will become the hero we don’t deserve. Ask Orlando Bloom, he totally got ass kicked by the Biebs and he was supposed to be a mighty pirate. More like a mighty butt pirate if you ask me! Boom Bloom!!#teambiebs
you said "pretty sure"... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

difference between bloom & Cruise is massive.. no comparison..

but if you actually think " he is an example for future generations and probably will be remembered as the best artist of the century ".... your delusional..
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NomadPatriot wrote:
also reported you for it. sorry MRS... no mercy...
lol - of course you did, NP...
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