After you give a girl a hickey.

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:57 am

So i recently gave a girl a hickey when we were making out and uh.. well her mom wants to talk to me before we can hang again. this is us talking about it. I found it comical.

Reverend Kyle--you're old enough for war but not old enough for votin says (3:53 AM):
I can't wait to talk to your mom
Reverend Kyle--you're old enough for war but not old enough for votin says (3:54 AM):
although i'm pretty scared also
but after I do it will be marvelous
because we can do so many cool things
[[your the one that can make me laugh when i don't even want to smile <333 ]] says (3:54 AM):
what are you gonna say to her
Reverend Kyle--you're old enough for war but not old enough for votin says (3:54 AM):
well I figure she's got a list of questions to ask
so I'll answer them honestly
[[your the one that can make me laugh when i don't even want to smile <333 ]] says (3:54 AM):
good idea
Reverend Kyle--you're old enough for war but not old enough for votin says (3:54 AM):
unless she asks "do you at some point intend to give my daughter the shocker". At which point I will lie, because I do.
Reverend Kyle--you're old enough for war but not old enough for votin says (3:55 AM):
but after we've known eachother for a long time and you're up to the kinky sorta weird stuff

flashleg8 · Post by **flashleg8** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:10 am

[[your the one that can make me laugh when i don't even want to smile <333 ]] says (4:00 AM):

I've called the police, they're on their way right now, you filthy weirdo.

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:14 am

flashleg8 wrote:[[your the one that can make me laugh when i don't even want to smile <333 ]] says (4:00 AM):

I've called the police, they're on their way right now, you filthy weirdo.

no, not quite what happened. here.

although her aunt did walk in at about that time.

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:14 am

is a hickey, what we call a love bite. that disgusting bite on the neck and suck. they look hanging, sooooo common. stop it right now Kyle, move on to something better or instead of the neck do it on her tit or her arse. :lol:

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:18 am

DAZMCFC wrote:is a hickey, what we call a love bite. that disgusting bite on the neck and suck. they look hanging, sooooo common. stop it right now Kyle, move on to something better or instead of the neck do it on her tit or her arse.

why would I suck her arse, that just doesn't sound pleasant. Also, the neck is a preferred part, because it turns me on turning them on and that worked real well, she started breathing harder etc.

I did get a little on the tit, but didn't really want to get into that.

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:32 am

because the arse is a hell of a lot closer to where you want to go to, than the neck. :roll:

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:34 am

I don't suck ass man, and she didn't have a bellybutton ring so I couldn't use that as a segway. I was disappointed.

gimil · Post by **gimil** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:57 am

Rev theres a skill to doing it that doesnt leave a mark. I suggest learning it :wink:

p.s you should never look forward to "talking" with the parents. It NEVER turns out as you planned.

Before you know it teh mum has you in a full nelson while het dad drop kicks you. The aunt come in a pins you for the 3 count.

chessplaya · Post by **chessplaya** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:08 am

DAZMCFC wrote:because the arse is a hell of a lot closer to where you want to go to, than the neck.

take it from the master !

chessplaya · Post by **chessplaya** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:10 am

gimil wrote:Rev theres a skill to doing it that doesnt leave a mark. I suggest learning it

p.s you should never look forward to "talking" with the parents. It NEVER turns out as you planned.

Before you know it teh mum has you in a full nelson while het dad drop kicks you. The aunt come in a pins you for the 3 count.

1

2

3

we have a winner

drop her panties and screw her

dont forget to use protection kiddo

:wink:

gimil · Post by **gimil** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:30 am

unless shes on the pill . . .

Then you can collect those STI's

Gotta catch 'em all

gimil · Post by **gimil** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:32 am

chessplaya wrote:1

2

3

we have a winner

drop her panties and screw her

dont forget to use protection kiddo

He cant screw her :shock:

he didnt win. It was the aunt who got the pin fall.

whatever your into :wink:

chessplaya · Post by **chessplaya** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:35 am

gimil wrote:
chessplaya wrote:1

2

3

we have a winner

drop her panties and screw her

dont forget to use protection kiddo

He cant screw her he didnt win. It was the aunt who got the pin fall.

whatever your into

if he is man enough he will do the aunt the mom and the dad on the same day :lol:

gimil · Post by **gimil** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:37 am

Im sorry but he jsut cant until he gets the rematch.

Ill ref it

chessplaya · Post by **chessplaya** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:41 am

gimil wrote:Im sorry but he jsut cant until he gets the rematch.

Ill ref it

can i be line ref :lol:

gimil · Post by **gimil** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:43 am

chessplaya wrote:
gimil wrote:Im sorry but he jsut cant until he gets the rematch.

Ill ref it

can i be line ref

yes

*runs off to make official rematch thread*

without even knowing wether or not rev will accept lol

chessplaya · Post by **chessplaya** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:45 am

gimil wrote:
chessplaya wrote:
gimil wrote:Im sorry but he jsut cant until he gets the rematch.

Ill ref it

can i be line ref

yes

*runs off to make official rematch thread*

without even knowing wether or not rev will accept lol

we dont need his approve

anyway i think it was kind of a show-off there

that he met a new girl and probably is going steady

and if thats the case : Grow up rev_kyle!

gimil · Post by **gimil** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:48 am

*comentery*

Oh and that was a nasty uppercut from chessplaya which caught the good rev off guard. This is setting up to be a good match.

How will the rev react?

chessplaya · Post by **chessplaya** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:50 am

gimil wrote:*comentery*

Oh and that was a low blow from chessplaya which caught the good rev off guard. This is setting up to be a good match.

lol

not a low blow .... it was an uppercut ... he will come back to read it ! :wink:

gimil · Post by **gimil** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:51 am

EDIT^^

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:49 am

Make sure she doesn't have gonna-herpe-syphil-aids. :lol:

gimil · Post by **gimil** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:24 am

happy2seeyou wrote:Make sure she doesn't have gonna-herpe-syphil-aids.

NO! NO! NO!

gotta catch 'em all

:wink:

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:48 am

The only constructive advice that I can offer you here is to get her to cover you in lovebites (neck, face, arms, all exposed areas of skin, etc). Then when her mother tries to talk with you, she'll be on the moral lowground, because she'll be forced to concede that her daughter has made you look a lot more 'slag-tagged' than her. Not to mention that the sight of all those hickeys will be somewhat offputting for her.

To summarise: You get lovebites, her mum gets awkward, your girlfriend wants to bring her hot friend along next time you're spending an evening in together; everyone's a winner.

I guarantee it.

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:48 am

like the guy who wanted to get all the diseases in the world that dont kill u instantly, there was programme on it, he got exited as he had malaria or sumin lol

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:57 am

yeah man, it was horrible when I was 12 and I wasnt allowed past the neck...

But by age 13 I was screwing all the filthy hoes up their asses....natural progression...neck.....tits......pussy.....ass.......facial!!

Evoloution.