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We don't give a toss about post counts

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Who cares about the post count issue? Not me. It means we can spam, swear, dick around in here without fear of one of wicked's 'sledgehammer vs walnut' PMs.

So spam away, compadres. Fill this thread with drivel so pointless and inane it makes the rest of IK look like Kant's Critique of Pure Reason. And do it standing still.
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I love walnuts.
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Eh, I seem to have most of my posts anyway. Doesn't matter to me.

Also, I like Macedamia nuts.
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I like lots of nuts, actually.

Not testicles, but nuts.
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in b4 lock
why because the mods make double standards and wont want us crapping on
which i think is bullshit
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it IS bullshit.

I like paulie Walnuts.

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like Cashews the best, Pistachieos(spelling) are nice to.

37% of my posts are in here. :shock: i thought it might be closer to 50% as it is about things in RL.
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ALOT of my posts are in here.
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Never waste good posts on spam. At least that's what the cherry picker said last time I visited Nebraska. There aren't many whales in Nebraska, although I knew a Waal in Michigan. Why are the lights so bright? I'm hungry.
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and never waste good spam on post. it doesn't travel well, and is one the most-pilfered items by postal workers. This is all true.

yeah daz, me too. I don't care about the post counts but it's a bit wanky to announce that nothing in here or FW has anything to do with CC. Twats.
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heavycola wrote:and never waste good spam on post. it doesn't travel well, and is one the most-pilfered items by postal workers. This is all true.

yeah daz, me too. I don't care about the post counts but it's a bit wanky to announce that nothing in here or FW has anything to do with CC. Twats.

i think FW still counts, as that is only supposed to be about Flaming fellow CCers.
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ALSO - This forum has more than 6 times as many posts as any other. Flame Wars is 3rd, after General Discussion.

Eejits.
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Why should I give a damn? :|
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heavycola wrote:ALSO - This forum has more than 6 times as many posts as any other. Flame Wars is 3rd, after General Discussion.

Eejits.
that might be an indicator of how short the attention span is of the average CCer, or at least of people using the Internet in general.

wish i had the citation, but i remember reading an article that said that multi-tasking causes an across the board drop of 10 IQ points while the multi-tasking is being performed.

so, having multiple windows open, IM, email, etc... we're all going to be dumber and more easily distracted than we would be with only a typewriter or a pen and paper in front of us.

along with the immediacy of our texts being "published", pushes the probability of tangential writing and responses way the hell up.
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I think your post lowered my IQ.
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Serbia wrote:I think your post lowered my IQ.
and the award for most obvious joke to make goes to....
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its a good thing. scientists have PROVED that there is a direct relationship between the number of your posts in Tedious Bollocks About A Game Of Chance er, sorry, General Discussion, and how much of a saddo nob you are.

So from now on, those with a high post count are easily identifiable as brainless turds who care nothing about the world we all live in, and who would rather have a fascinating chat about the merits of the bombard strategy in Waterloo.

Its an inverse relationship too-henceforth those with low post counts have a Big Beacon of Win shining upon their intellectual and analytically incisve brows 8)

ps Go for Australia if you can, you get armies and shit.
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I think this thread is great.
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suggs wrote: ps Go for Australia if you can, you get armies and shit.
Steady on, they'll move this thread.


Ignotus - this thread is trying to tread a narrow line between giving a shit and not giving a shit. It's hard enough without posts like yours, thankyouverymuch.
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heavycola wrote: Ignotus - this thread is trying to tread a narrow line between giving a shit and not giving a shit. It's hard enough without posts like yours, thankyouverymuch.
Here's a nice cup of whatever just for you.

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I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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Skittles! wrote:I like lots of nuts, actually.

Not testicles, but nuts.
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Wouldn't be a spammish thread unless Autoload shows up.
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