That's right folks. God has decided to take vengeance upon us for our sins by causing another great flood. But this one will drown us in the symbol of our sin: oil. That's right -- a Great Flood of oil is coming, on November 1st. There will be no election.
Only I, three women (applications are open!), and a pair of every animal species are set to survive, on the ark I'm building on the roof of my apartment building.
Dammit! I really didn't want to be turned black for the rest of my life.
The inflation rate in Zimbabwe just hit 4 million percent. Some people say it is only 165,000, but they are just being stupid. -Scott Adams, artist and writer of Dilbert
I'll buy it from you for $600 a gallon just so you won't sell it to him. In fact, I don't even want it. Just through it back overboard and we'll call it good.
The inflation rate in Zimbabwe just hit 4 million percent. Some people say it is only 165,000, but they are just being stupid. -Scott Adams, artist and writer of Dilbert
OOOOH! Yeah, then we can have a big bonfire while we slowly drown in petrol rain! It'll be cool!
The inflation rate in Zimbabwe just hit 4 million percent. Some people say it is only 165,000, but they are just being stupid. -Scott Adams, artist and writer of Dilbert
Hologram wrote:OOOOH! Yeah, then we can have a big bonfire while we slowly drown in petrol rain! It'll be cool!
no im pretty sure we'd just burn...and the global warming people will be pissed
Well, yeah. But before the horrible agonizing death we'd get a great light show.
The inflation rate in Zimbabwe just hit 4 million percent. Some people say it is only 165,000, but they are just being stupid. -Scott Adams, artist and writer of Dilbert
Hologram wrote:OOOOH! Yeah, then we can have a big bonfire while we slowly drown in petrol rain! It'll be cool!
no im pretty sure we'd just burn...and the global warming people will be pissed
Well, yeah. But before the horrible agonizing death we'd get a great light show.
At least we'll be warmer!
Have a cup of tea then.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
InkL0sed wrote:That's right folks. God has decided to take vengeance upon us for our sins by causing another great flood. But this one will drown us in the symbol of our sin: oil. That's right -- a Great Flood of oil is coming, on November 1st. There will be no election.
Only I, three women (applications are open!), and a pair of every animal species are set to survive, on the ark I'm building on the roof of my apartment building.
I suggest the rest of you learn to swim.
Have a nice flood.
I may be a dude, but I look good in a dress if that gets me on the boat...
virus90 wrote: I think Anarkist is a valuable asset to any game.
Hologram wrote:OOOOH! Yeah, then we can have a big bonfire while we slowly drown in petrol rain! It'll be cool!
no im pretty sure we'd just burn...and the global warming people will be pissed
Well, yeah. But before the horrible agonizing death we'd get a great light show.
At least we'll be warmer!
Not to rain on anyone's oil-flood-bonfire-parade but with that amount of ooil it wqould take a huge and vast heat source to start it burning properly. otherwise, it'll probably just sorta smoulder for ages.
Hologram wrote:OOOOH! Yeah, then we can have a big bonfire while we slowly drown in petrol rain! It'll be cool!
no im pretty sure we'd just burn...and the global warming people will be pissed
Well, yeah. But before the horrible agonizing death we'd get a great light show.
At least we'll be warmer!
Not to rain on anyone's oil-flood-bonfire-parade but with that amount of ooil it wqould take a huge and vast heat source to start it burning properly. otherwise, it'll probably just sorta smoulder for ages.
Mount Vesuvius is going to have another super-eruption within 20 years! Scientists can't say when, but I can! When? You guessed it!
