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jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
Meaning what? That more lefties concealed their "sinister" nature, or is it actually a proliferation of the genetic trait? As in, more lefties are able to breed now that it is against the law to identify them as witches and burn them?jonesthecurl wrote:Actually, you'd be surprised at trends in handedness - the percentage of lefties amongst younger people is growing. I've seen claims of 30-40% or more.
Why this should be, and whether its a delayed result of the decay of prejudice against lefties is an interesting question.
I think I know which one is the evil one.jonesthecurl wrote:I have twin nephews, one of whom is a lefty, one a righty.
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
Well when it turned out my boy was a lefty, we always laid the knife and fork out for him left-handedly, as well as buying lefty scissors etc. But he naturally eats right-handed - no pressure, quite the opposite.pimpdave wrote: My dad is a lefty, but his right side is his power side. So he throws left but bats right. He writes left but eats with his right hand (I think the utensil thing was from forced training, not natural inclination).
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Hey, I like the DRS(obviously, not as much as I like me). And that sig is the greatest.pimpdave wrote:With an appropriately large enough sample (at least 1,000 respondents) it should work out to 10% left handed and 90% right handed.
Which of course underscores another 90/10 split I've always wondered about, homosexuals. I just really don't think that 10% of the population is gay. I really think it's more like 2%. There are so many more lefties out there than fairies.
Unless of course we are discussing the population of the Double Rainbow Society. In that case, it's only 2% that are straight. (I hope this sheds light on the "Not as Gay as you Think" signature, because it is accurate. 2% are not gay, meaning they are not as gay as everyone thought)
Now, now. I'm just joking. I don't even know the DRS, I've only seen their sig. However, I do know they have inferior fun.Juan_Bottom wrote:
Hey, I like the DRS(obviously, not as much as I like me). And that sig is the greatest.
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
Agreed.pimpdave wrote:Now, now. I'm just joking. I don't even know the DRS, I've only seen their sig. However, I do know they have inferior fun.Juan_Bottom wrote:
Hey, I like the DRS(obviously, not as much as I like me). And that sig is the greatest.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
I remember that, growing up in the 60's whenever you used your' left hand they used to take your' pencil and put it in the other hand or even smack your' hand. But growing up in the 70's aswell they didn't do that.strike wolf wrote:As for Jonesthecurl's comment about more lefties. I do remember hearing something about how back in the day a lot of parents as well as teachers tried to influence kids to use their right hands dominantly.
in the 30's they just hacked your left hand-off with a set-square!brooksieb wrote:I remember that, growing up in the 60's whenever you used your' left hand they used to take your' pencil and put it in the other hand or even smack your' hand. But growing up in the 70's aswell they didn't do that.strike wolf wrote:As for Jonesthecurl's comment about more lefties. I do remember hearing something about how back in the day a lot of parents as well as teachers tried to influence kids to use their right hands dominantly.
I had a teaacher who wrote right-handed, having been quite literally beaten into it. But when he wrote on the blackboard with chalk, he used his left ('cos he never used a blackboard till he was a teacher, by which time they'd stopped beating him hopefully, or maybe he thumped them back).jiminski wrote:in the 30's they just hacked your left hand-off with a set-square!brooksieb wrote:I remember that, growing up in the 60's whenever you used your' left hand they used to take your' pencil and put it in the other hand or even smack your' hand. But growing up in the 70's aswell they didn't do that.strike wolf wrote:As for Jonesthecurl's comment about more lefties. I do remember hearing something about how back in the day a lot of parents as well as teachers tried to influence kids to use their right hands dominantly.
That's just despicable. I hope he did get a shot in at those degenerates.jonesthecurl wrote:
I had a teaacher who wrote right-handed, having been quite literally beaten into it. But when he wrote on the blackboard with chalk, he used his left ('cos he never used a blackboard till he was a teacher, by which time they'd stopped beating him hopefully, or maybe he thumped them back).
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
I think you're jealous.pimpdave wrote:That's just despicable. I hope he did get a shot in at those degenerates.jonesthecurl wrote:
I had a teaacher who wrote right-handed, having been quite literally beaten into it. But when he wrote on the blackboard with chalk, he used his left ('cos he never used a blackboard till he was a teacher, by which time they'd stopped beating him hopefully, or maybe he thumped them back).
I know I may make jokes about lefties being demon spawn, or sinister/evil, but I do honestly hope I haven't brought up any troublesome memories for any southpaws reading this thread.
There really is nothing wrong with lefties, except for their scissors.
Don't count as people.MeDeFe wrote:Where's the option for ambidextrous people?
Those things are beasts.jonesthecurl wrote:and their pencil sharpeners...
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